Green’s Dictionary of Slang

one-eyed adj.

1. (US) of a person, crooked, dishonest.

[US]D. Crockett Sketches and Eccentricities 23: In the slang of the backwoods, one swore that he would never be ‘one-eyed’ – that is dishonest.
[US]Cairo Bull. (IL) 24 Mar. 2/3: Can’t you see nothin’, you dash-dashed, aig-suckin’, sheep-stealin’, one-eyed son of a stuffed monkey!
[US]F. Francis Jr Saddle and Mocassin 4: The yaller, one-eyed cuss.
[US]H. Green Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 195: ‘Johnny Lookout,’ the one-eyed person, escorted his victims out and up the street.
[US]C.E. Mulford Bar-20 Days 128: I’ve seen a one-eyed coyote som’ers lately, ain’t I?
[US]H. Asbury Sucker’s Progress 352: ‘There’s a one-eyed man in the game,’ meaning ‘look out for a cheat’.
[NZ]G. Slatter Gun in My Hand 167: I know all about you one-eyed Canterbury crowds.
[US]J. Sayles Union Dues (1978) 151: You turds couldn’t burn a one-eyed shoplifter.

2. (orig. US, also one-eye) of a place or object, inferior, inadequate, unimportant.

[UK]Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 129/1: But si ’ere gells, we doant want tu be shown up, speshally i’ this wun-eyed ‘crib’.
[UK]C.J.C. Hyne Further Adventures of Captain Kettle 210: What does he want to go ashore for at a one-eyed hole like this?
[WI]J.G. Cruickshank Negro Humour 63: Then [he] did what he called ‘one-eye’ jobs.
[UK]Marvel 30 June 646: I never see such a one-eyed ’ole of a place, never in my puff!
[UK]Leigh & Powell [perf. Marie Lloyd] Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay! 🎵 We got landed down, / In some one-eyed town.
[UK]W.L. George Making of an Englishman III 312: ‘One-eyed sort of place,’ she said; ‘let’s go to Skindles.’.
[NZ]‘Anzac’ On the Anzac Trail 164: [I]t’s a one-eyed kind of death to be drowned like rats in a trap.
[UK]J.B. Priestley Good Companions 310: Dotworth certainly was a one-eyed hole.
[US]‘Goat’ Laven Rough Stuff 110: We decided to tear this one-eyed joint apart.
[UK]P. Cheyney Don’t Get Me Wrong (1956) 38: I hear that you was [...] singin’ at that one-eyed dump.
[Aus]T.A.G. Hungerford Riverslake 9: A little one-eyed joint you wouldn’t have heard of.
[UK]A. Sillitoe Start in Life (1979) 125: I went down the stairs whistling the same one-eyed tune I’d already heard with such scorn.
[US]B. Hannah Geronimo Rex 193: These white walls [...] were looking too much like a hospital for sanctimonious one-eyed fuckers.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 306: Noplaceville, one-eyed.
[Aus](con. 1960s-70s) T. Taylor Top Fellas 9/2: We were one-eyed Anglophiles.

3. (orig. US/Aus.) used in a variety of combs. as the penis; other than those listed below, one-eyed bob, one-eyed guardsman, one-eyed pants python, one-eyed rocket.

[US] in E. Cray Erotic Muse (1992) 311: Columbo had a one-eyed mate. / He loved him like a brother, / And every night at seven bells, / They hopped upon each other!
[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 444: It’s as long as your arm an’ big as your thigh, / An’ the bald-headed bastard ain’t got but one eye.
[US] in O. Brand Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads 23: [ballad title] The One-Eyed Reilly.
J. Buchman ‘feeling bad for u’ at TonyaHarding.com posting 12 May 🌐 I got down and proceeded to hit her in the shitter with a one–eyed critter until she fainted.
[UK]A. Sillitoe Birthday 165: He’s giving her the one-eyed spitting cobra.

In compounds

one-eyed stag (n.)

the penis.

in Frisky Songster Adam’s dagger [...] The one-eyed stag [HDAS].
one-eyed trouser-snake (n.) (also one-eyed bed snake, one-eyed trouser mouse, tan trouser snake, trouser serpent)

(orig. US/Aus.) the penis.

[US] in T.P. Lowry Stories the Soldiers Wouldn’t Tell (1994) 34: I will tell you how the boys do things. About a mile from camp lives a woman by the name of Scott, and she has two girls. One had been too near a trouser serpent and got bit. The other was brave and not afraid of snakes.
[US] in Randolph & Legman Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 324: ‘Watch out for the fly-buttons,’ she cautioned her daughter. ‘Every man has a one-eyed rattlesnake hidden in his pants.’.
[Aus]B. Humphries Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 45: I got this air hostess up to me sheilah-trap — uncoiled the old one-eyed trouser snake only to find she was red sails in the sunset.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 50: the penis [...] tan-trouser[ed] snake (’70).
[UK]Guardian 17 Aug. 8/4: Now all you little sheilas / Come listen my my song. / Like the one-eyed trouser snake / It’s short as it is long.
[US]L. Heinemann Close Quarters (1987) 191: Rayburn told her that Americans didn’t call cock a cock, but a one-eyed trouser mouse.
[US]‘Jennifer Blowdryer’ Modern English 73: genitalia: male (n): One eyed trouser snake.
[Aus]B. Humphries Traveller’s Tool 105: All I did was stand in a quaint little oriental cubicle and haul out the old one-eyed trouser snake.
[Aus]C. Bowles G’DAY 5: Thanks to Paul Hogan and Barry Humphries, many ; foreigners think Australia is the land where the one-eyed trouser snake is king.
[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: one eyed trouser snake euph. Penis; John Thomas; pink oboe. Also one eyed zipper fish, one eyed pant python.
[UK]M. Manning Get Your Cock Out 148: Horsecock Satan had unzipped his terrifying trousersnake and was waving it at the frail white haired old lady.
[US]T. Udo Vatican Bloodbath 45: All of your bloody problems come down to the fact that you can’t control the old one eyed trouser snakes.
[UK]Ben Bad Wank Day on FunnyDaze.co.uk 🌐 I was having a shower and feeling a little horny as I usually do, so I started to have a little play but there wasn’t much response from my one eyed trouser friend.
[SA]K. Cage Gayle 86/1: one-eyed bed snake n. penis.
one-eyed (wonder) worm (n.) (also one-armed trouser worm) [worm n.]

the penis.

[US]L. Kramer Faggots 320: Mr. Wigglestick and Willy the one-armed trouser worm.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Nov. 6: one-eyed wonder worm – penis.
[US]Bentley & Corbett Prison Sl. 62: One-eyed Worm The penis.
[UK]Guardian Guide 29 Jan.–4 Feb. 52: The way men refer to their penises is predictably disheartening: ‘the one-eyed wonder worm’.
one-eyed zipper fish (n.)

the penis.

‘The Ranger’ EliteFitness.com Forum 1 Feb. 🌐 I do lay off the breast milk though. Damn Hardball! Call me sick, but I agree, it does make HOMER THE ONE-EYED ZIPPER FISH want to do a little swimm’in.
[Ire]P. Howard PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 176: Try telling that to the old one-eyed zipper fish.

In phrases

one-eyed boy with his shirtsleeves rolled up (n.)

a circumcised penis.

[US]Maledicta IX 194: This article and series devoted to sexual slang would be incomplete without some notice of catch phrases, both British and American: […] a one-eyed boy with his shirtsleeves rolled up.