one-eyed adj.
1. (US) of a person, crooked, dishonest.
Sketches and Eccentricities 23: In the slang of the backwoods, one swore that he would never be ‘one-eyed’ – that is dishonest. | ||
Cairo Bull. (IL) 24 Mar. 2/3: Can’t you see nothin’, you dash-dashed, aig-suckin’, sheep-stealin’, one-eyed son of a stuffed monkey! | ||
Saddle and Mocassin 4: The yaller, one-eyed cuss. | ||
Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 195: ‘Johnny Lookout,’ the one-eyed person, escorted his victims out and up the street. | ||
Bar-20 Days 128: I’ve seen a one-eyed coyote som’ers lately, ain’t I? | ||
Sucker’s Progress 352: ‘There’s a one-eyed man in the game,’ meaning ‘look out for a cheat’. | ||
Gun in My Hand 167: I know all about you one-eyed Canterbury crowds. | ||
Union Dues (1978) 151: You turds couldn’t burn a one-eyed shoplifter. |
2. (orig. US, also one-eye) of a place or object, inferior, inadequate, unimportant.
Leaves from Diary of Celebrated Burglar 129/1: But si ’ere gells, we doant want tu be shown up, speshally i’ this wun-eyed ‘crib’. | ||
Further Adventures of Captain Kettle 210: What does he want to go ashore for at a one-eyed hole like this? | ||
Negro Humour 63: Then [he] did what he called ‘one-eye’ jobs. | ||
Marvel 30 June 646: I never see such a one-eyed ’ole of a place, never in my puff! | ||
🎵 We got landed down, / In some one-eyed town. | [perf. Marie Lloyd] Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay!||
Making of an Englishman III 312: ‘One-eyed sort of place,’ she said; ‘let’s go to Skindles.’. | ||
On the Anzac Trail 164: [I]t’s a one-eyed kind of death to be drowned like rats in a trap. | ||
Good Companions 310: Dotworth certainly was a one-eyed hole. | ||
Rough Stuff 110: We decided to tear this one-eyed joint apart. | ||
Don’t Get Me Wrong (1956) 38: I hear that you was [...] singin’ at that one-eyed dump. | ||
Riverslake 9: A little one-eyed joint you wouldn’t have heard of. | ||
Start in Life (1979) 125: I went down the stairs whistling the same one-eyed tune I’d already heard with such scorn. | ||
Geronimo Rex 193: These white walls [...] were looking too much like a hospital for sanctimonious one-eyed fuckers. | ||
Dict. of Invective (1991) 306: Noplaceville, one-eyed. | ||
(con. 1960s-70s) Top Fellas 9/2: We were one-eyed Anglophiles. |
3. (orig. US/Aus.) used in a variety of combs. as the penis; other than those listed below, one-eyed bob, one-eyed guardsman, one-eyed pants python, one-eyed rocket.
in Erotic Muse (1992) 311: Columbo had a one-eyed mate. / He loved him like a brother, / And every night at seven bells, / They hopped upon each other! | ||
in Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 444: It’s as long as your arm an’ big as your thigh, / An’ the bald-headed bastard ain’t got but one eye. | ||
in Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads 23: [ballad title] The One-Eyed Reilly. | ||
🌐 I got down and proceeded to hit her in the shitter with a one–eyed critter until she fainted. | ‘feeling bad for u’ at TonyaHarding.com posting 12 May||
Birthday 165: He’s giving her the one-eyed spitting cobra. |
In compounds
(US black) the penis.
Sex-Lexis 🌐. |
the penis.
Queer Sl. in the Gay 90s 🌐 One-Eyed Cyclops – (French) The head of the penis. | ||
PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 181: The hairy Cyclops has no conscience. |
1. the penis.
Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words. | ||
🌐 The evil one-eyed monster was doing all of my thinking for me. | ‘Blow Job for Daddy’ at www.asstr.org
2. a television set.
CUSS. | et al.||
CB Slanguage. |
the penis.
Bacchanalian Mag. 26: Original and selected Toasts and sentiments [...] The one-eye’dSportsman. |
the penis.
in Frisky Songster Adam’s dagger [...] The one-eyed stag [HDAS]. |
(orig. US/Aus.) the penis.
in Stories the Soldiers Wouldn’t Tell (1994) 34: I will tell you how the boys do things. About a mile from camp lives a woman by the name of Scott, and she has two girls. One had been too near a trouser serpent and got bit. The other was brave and not afraid of snakes. | ||
in Ozark Folksongs and Folklore (1992) I 324: ‘Watch out for the fly-buttons,’ she cautioned her daughter. ‘Every man has a one-eyed rattlesnake hidden in his pants.’. | ||
Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 45: I got this air hostess up to me sheilah-trap — uncoiled the old one-eyed trouser snake only to find she was red sails in the sunset. | ||
Queens’ Vernacular 50: the penis [...] tan-trouser[ed] snake (’70). | ||
Guardian 17 Aug. 8/4: Now all you little sheilas / Come listen my my song. / Like the one-eyed trouser snake / It’s short as it is long. | ||
Close Quarters (1987) 191: Rayburn told her that Americans didn’t call cock a cock, but a one-eyed trouser mouse. | ||
Modern English 73: genitalia: male (n): One eyed trouser snake. | ||
Traveller’s Tool 105: All I did was stand in a quaint little oriental cubicle and haul out the old one-eyed trouser snake. | ||
G’DAY 5: Thanks to Paul Hogan and Barry Humphries, many ; foreigners think Australia is the land where the one-eyed trouser snake is king. | ||
Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: one eyed trouser snake euph. Penis; John Thomas; pink oboe. Also one eyed zipper fish, one eyed pant python. | ||
Get Your Cock Out 148: Horsecock Satan had unzipped his terrifying trousersnake and was waving it at the frail white haired old lady. | ||
Vatican Bloodbath 45: All of your bloody problems come down to the fact that you can’t control the old one eyed trouser snakes. | ||
FunnyDaze.co.uk 🌐 I was having a shower and feeling a little horny as I usually do, so I started to have a little play but there wasn’t much response from my one eyed trouser friend. | Bad Wank Day on||
Gayle 86/1: one-eyed bed snake n. penis. |
the penis.
Faggots 320: Mr. Wigglestick and Willy the one-armed trouser worm. | ||
Campus Sl. Nov. 6: one-eyed wonder worm – penis. | ||
Prison Sl. 62: One-eyed Worm The penis. | ||
Guardian Guide 29 Jan.–4 Feb. 52: The way men refer to their penises is predictably disheartening: ‘the one-eyed wonder worm’. |
the penis.
EliteFitness.com Forum 1 Feb. 🌐 I do lay off the breast milk though. Damn Hardball! Call me sick, but I agree, it does make HOMER THE ONE-EYED ZIPPER FISH want to do a little swimm’in. | ||
PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 176: Try telling that to the old one-eyed zipper fish. |
In phrases
to masturbate.
Number One Adult Sexual Health Terms Advisor 🌐 Masturbation Slang Male Terms: [...] converse with the one-eyed trouser snake. |
a circumcised penis.
Maledicta IX 194: This article and series devoted to sexual slang would be incomplete without some notice of catch phrases, both British and American: […] a one-eyed boy with his shirtsleeves rolled up. |