Green’s Dictionary of Slang

woodener n.3

also wooden ’un
[the wooden spoon once issued + rhy. sl. wooden spoon = moon n. (2a)]

(UK prison) a one-month sentence.

[UK]Thieves Slang ms list from District Police Training Centre, Ryton-on-Dunsmore, Warwicks 12: Wooden ’un: A months imprisonment.
[UK]P. Tempest Lag’s Lex. 232: woodener. A man doing one month’s imprisonment. In the ‘old days’ a prisoner was given a wooden spoon with which to eat. Also, at one time, the first part of a sentence was served without a mattress. The man slept on the wooden bed-board. There is also a rhyming connection between three words connected with a month’s sentence ‘woodener’ — one who uses a wooden spoon — ‘moon’, and ‘spoon.’.