Green’s Dictionary of Slang

wossname n.

popular mis-sp. of whatshisname n.

[UK]T. Pratchett Eric (2002) 56: ‘If you try and knock me off, demon, you can wossname your ear goodbye.’ [...] ‘Why do you keep saying wossname?’ said Rincewind. ‘Limited wossname. Doodah.’.
[UK]Guardian Sport 18 Sept. 16: It’ll give them wossnames, them Neville Brothers, a run for their bleedin’ money.
[UK]K. Waterhouse Soho 153: Then they handed him over to the wossname, council environmental health service.