Green’s Dictionary of Slang

CRAFT n.

[abbr. of Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing]

a failure of memory.

[Aus]R.G. Barrett Mystery Bay Blues 25: Your memory’s gone. You’ve got CRAFT syndrome. Can’t remember a fuckin’ thing.
Urban Dict. 16 Oct. 🌐 Craft syndrome. Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome. Usually happens more frequently the older you get.