Green’s Dictionary of Slang

goldarn v.

also gall darn, gaul darn, goldurn, goll darn

a euph. for god-damn v.; occas. as excl. (see cit. 1885).

[US]Commercial Advertiser (N.Y.) 29 Aug. 2/2: ‘Gall darn ye,’ said a long limbed yankee, [...] ‘you deserve to be nibbled to death by ducks.’.
Buckingham in New Eng. Mag. III 380: We have [...] ‘Gaul darn you’ for G—— d—— you [...] and other creations of the union of wrath and principle [DA].
[UK]Westmorland Gaz. 19 Mar. 3/5: Americanisms [...] A Yankee [says] gaul darn your picter, by golly, golly crimus.
[US]C.G. Leland ‘Breitmann in Politics’ in Hans Breitmann About Town 39: Goll darn me for a fool, / I’ll smash old Dutch to cholera fits / And rake the eternal pool!
Southern Mag. XIV 119: But goll darn it, a school marm gits me dead.
[US]News & Herald (Winnsboro, SC) 13 July 1/2: Gaul darn it, father, I won’t be laughed at.
[US]Harper’s Mag. Aug. 397/2: Hannah-Maria-Jemimy! goldarn an’ blue blazes! [DA].
[US]‘O. Henry’ ‘A Successful Political Intrigue’ in Rolling Stones (1913) 155: Gol darn it! I will say what I want to.
[US]H. Garland Boy Life on the Prairie 51: Goldarn these damn old boots.
[Can]R. Service ‘The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill’ in Ballads of a Cheechako 54: And at last I spoke: ‘Bill liked his joke; but still, goldarn his eyes’.
[US]S. Lewis Main Street (1921) 176: Kennicott muttering ‘Gol darn it,’ but patiently creeping out of bed.
[Aus]Townsville Daily Bull. (Qld) 7 July 11/5: ‘Gol darn the engineer,’ I roared.
[US](con. 1919) Dos Passos Nineteen Nineteen in USA (1966) 649: Goldarn it, I don’t want to work at a desk.
[US] ‘Roy Bean’ in Lomax & Lomax Amer. Ballads and Folk Songs 413: Bean, now hurry up, gol durn your eyes.
[US]J. Thompson Savage Night (1991) 28: Goldarn it, Carl, I’m really sorry.

In exclamations

I’ll be goldarned! (also I’ll be gaul-darned! ...goll-darned! ...gol-durned! ...gol-walloped!)

a euph. for I’ll be goddamned! under god-damn v.

[US]N.O. Picayune 6 May 2/6: I’ll be gaul-durned ef I deu [DA].
[US]W.H. Thomes Bushrangers 14: My new-found friend acknowledged that some parties had made fortunes through his aid. ‘But they don’t come it any more, I’ll be goll darned if they do,’ cried Hopeful.
[US]A. Pinkerton Reminiscences 192: I’ll be gol-walloped ef I don’t believe [...] the female boss can’t be lifted again.
[US]G. Devol Forty Years a Gambler 167: I’ll be gol darned if you didn’t get me.
[US]Overland Monthly (CA) July 34: I’ll be gol darned if I ain’t smoked out Gopher Bill!
[US]T. Hammond On Board a Whaler 180: I’ll be goll darned if I know.
[US]Mrs L.B. Johnson White House Diary 17 July (1970) 183: Well, I’ll be gol-durned — the salesman that sold it to me said it was Harry Truman in his ceremonial Masonic clothes!
[US]L. Karr Treasure Hunt 112: ‘Lookee here!’ He triumphantly held up a small white card. ‘I’ll be goldarned if it ain’t the one that Ronald gave me’.
[US]S. Fischler Goalies 86: Well, he got hit there, [...] and I’ll be goldarned if he didn’t quit hockey.