Emma Freuds, n. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Emma Freuds n.

also Clement Freud(s), Emmas

[rhy. sl.; ult. Emma Freud (b. 1962), UK TV presenter, Clement Freud (b. 1924), UK food writer and broadcaster]

haemorrhoids.

1997		Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: Emmas rhyming slang Haemorrhoids. After the brainy media sex pot Emma Freud, daughter of sour faced dog food chef Clement. Also Nobbies (qv).
2003		B. Dark Dirty Cockney Rhy. Sl. 39: Clement Freud haemorrhoid. [Ibid.] 51: Emma Freuds haemorrhoids; It takes two things to make a good doctor: grey hair and Emma Freuds. Grey hair makes you look distinguished but Emma Freuds make you look concerned.