Green’s Dictionary of Slang

pew n.

1. a seat.

[UK]J. Keane On Blue Water 207: [of a bunk] ‘Did you look in his pew?’ said I, as I stepped across the forecastle and looked in his bunk.
[US]C. Connors Bowery Life [ebook] Dere I sat, like er mug wot had got in de wrong pew an’ wuzn't wise ter wot wuz comin’ off de next move .
[UK]E. Waugh Vile Bodies 191: Always a pew and a drink for old friends.
[US]R. Starnes Another Mug for the Bier 25: I took a quick look at the taxpayers’ pews.
[US]J. Conaway Big Easy 27: Make it, Fats. That pew’s took.

2. (US Und.) the electric chair.

[US]Howsley Argot: Dict. of Und. Sl.

In phrases

take a pew (v.) (also grab a pew)

to sit down, usu. as an invitation.

H. Belloc Modern Traveller 5: Be seated; take a pew.
Wodehouse A Prefect’s Uncle 230: The genial ‘take a pew’ of one’s equal inspires confidence.
[UK]C. Mackenzie Sinister Street 652: Come in, you chaps [...] I don’t know any of your names, but take pews, take pews.
[UK]‘Sapper’ Final Count 799: Hello, old man: take a pew.
[Can]R. Service ‘Jobson of the Star’ in Bar Room Ballads (1978) 671: Come, take a pew, and tell me where you’ve been.
[NZ]D. Davin For the Rest of Our Lives 236: How nice to see you. Take a pew.
[Aus]D. Stivens Jimmy Brockett 179: ‘Take a pew, smacker.’ He sat down.
[UK]A. Burgess Time for a Tiger 159: ‘No,’ said Boothby, ‘don’t take a pew. Remain standing.’ .
[NZ]R.M. Muir Word for Word 183: Grab a pew.
[NZ]N. Hilliard Maori Girl 123: Come on, take a pew.
[UK]G. Young Slow Boats to China (1983) 240: Take a pew. Cup of tea?
[UK]J. Sullivan ‘It Never Rains’ Only Fools and Horses [TV script] Pull up a pew.
[Aus]T. Winton Human Torpedo 32: Ah, it’s you. Grab a pew.
[UK]Indep. 21 June 15: He urged the thirsty bankers to take a pew.
[UK]T. Blacker Kill Your Darlings 181: Take a pew.
[US]S. King Finders Keepers (2016) 140: ‘Yo Morrie,’ he said, and patted the cement next to one humongous haunch. ‘Take a pew’ .