hairyfordshire, n. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

hairyfordshire n.

[pun on English county Herefordshire and the pubic hair n. (1)]

the vagina.

1890–1904		Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
1980		Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 185: Common examples [of sexual ‘addresses’] include Cockshire, Cock Inn, Cupid’s Alley, Hairyfordshire, Crown and Feathers, Shooter’s Hill, Mount Pleasant, Love Lane, etc.
1999		Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 15: futtering v. A trip to Hairyfordshire. A bout of front door work.

go to Hairyfordshire (v.)

to have sexual intercourse.

1890–1904		Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
1896		Farmer Vocabula Amatoria (1966) 235: River le bis. To copulate; ‘to go to Hairyfordshire’.