Green’s Dictionary of Slang

land n.1

[var./pron. of SE lord]

a euph. for lord; usu. as excl. land! or in excls. below.

Vancouver Indep. 3 Apr. 7/2: ‘Good land!’ cried Dame Stark.
[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 359: Good land!
Pratt Union (KS) 11 Jan. 6/4: ‘Great Lands! but what is this country coming to anyway?’.
[US]‘Mark Twain’ Tom Sawyer, Detective 15: ‘Land!’ he says, ‘it’s like old times to hear all this tittle-tattle.’.
[US]G.D. Chase ‘Cape Cod Dialect’ in DN II:v 299: land! [...] Exclamations of varying force.
[US](con. 1900) L. Riggs Green Grow the Lilacs I iv: Well, fer land’s-a-livin’! Of all the crazies!
[US]F. Gottfredson ‘Mickey Mouse’ [comic strip] Land, Eli, you don’t give a girl no time to herself.
[US]M. Millar Wives & Lovers (2016) 203: ‘My land, you aren’t even dressed proper!’.
[US]E. Thompson Garden of Sand (1981) 207: Land! He must of supposed it was paint!

In exclamations

landsakes! (also for landsakes! for land’s sakes alive! for the land’s sake! lands! lands alive! land sakes alive! lands-sake! land’s sakes!) [‘Lord’s sake!’]

(mainly US) a mild oath.

[US]C.A. Davis Letters of Major J. Downing (1835) 194: ‘For the land’s sake,’ says I, ‘jist look at it.’.
[US]Knickerbocker (N.Y.) xxvii (Jan.) 18: Jedediah, for the land’s sake, does my mouth blaze?
[US]F.M. Whitcher Widow Bedott Papers (1883) 120: For the land’s sake, child, what’s the matter with ye?
[US]S.O. Jewett Deephaven 159: ‘Land sakes alive!’ says he.
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 6 Dec. 13/4: ‘Lands alive, you ain’t my husband!’.
[US]H.B. Stowe Poganuc People 21: Oh, lands! he ain’t no more ’Piscopal than I be.
[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 221: Where, for the land’s sake, did you get these amaz’n pickles?
[US]H. Garland Boy Life on the Prairie 149: Now for land sakes!
[US]S.E. White Blazed Trail 178: ‘Well, for th’ land’s sake!’ ejaculated the scandalized negro.
[UK]Essex Newsman 8 Dec. 2/4: ‘Landsakes! it’s locked!’ the housekeeper muttered.
[US]A.G. Field Watch Yourself Go By 61: Land sakes! Have a little patience.
[US]P. & T. Casey Gay-cat 139: Land sakes, child! how did you ever get yourself so wringing wet.
M. Fulcher ‘Believe Me’ in Afro-American (Baltimore, MD) 1 Sept. 12/3: The dear Aunt Harriets and Uncle Lukes who throw up their hands with a ‘Lan’s Sakes’ and shake their heads.
[US]O.O. McIntyre New York Day by Day 4 June [synd. col.] She says it as looking at the thumbnail picture of the author of these articles, for land’s sakes alive!
[US]R. Chandler Farewell, My Lovely (1949) 97: ‘I’m a detective.’ ‘Land’s sakes. Why didn’t you say so?’.
[US]T. Marvin ‘College for Crooks’ in Ten Detective Aces Feb. 🌐 You here so soon? Lands, Miss Angeline just done hung up the phone.
[UK]‘Henry Green’ Loving (1978) 46: For land’s sake have a mind to the quilting. Come on.
[Can]Windsor Star (Ontario) 11 Feb. 6/2: Rufus: Landsakes.
[US]W. Burroughs Naked Lunch (1968) 106: Oh Landsakes!
[US]E. De Roo Go, Man, Go! 97: Lands-sake, can’t a woman have a baby in peace anymore?
[US]H. Ellison ‘A Boy and his Dog’ in Beast that Shouted Love (1976) 209: ‘Well, land sakes,’ I said, wide-eyed.
[US]N. Thornburg Cutter and Bone (2001) 93: Land sakes, boy [...] You shore have a way of making out.
my land! (also my lands!)

(Can./US) a mild oath.

[US](con. c.1840) ‘Mark Twain’ Huckleberry Finn 223: Seventeen! My land! Why, I wouldn’t set out such a string as that, not if I never got to glory.
[US]E.N. Westcott David Harum 212: ‘My land!’ cried Mrs. Bixbee with an expression of horror.
[UK]‘G.B. Lancaster’ Sons O’ Men 18: ‘My land!’ he said. ‘I’m fair starved.’.
[US]S. Ford Shorty McCabe on the Job 167: ‘My land! I guess it’s jest as well he is,’ she gasps.
[US]H.L. Wilson Ruggles of Red Gap (1917) 284: My lands! that’s a funny thing.
[US]H.L. Wilson Somewhere in Red Gap 50: My lands! Ain’t I the cynical old Kate!
[US](con. 1920s) Dos Passos Big Money in USA (1966) 948: Why, my lands, you could cross the ocean in it.
[UK]J. Campbell Babe is Wise 142: ‘My land !’ she ejaculated, goggling.
[US]R. Prather Scrambled Yeggs 66: She lifted the lid, peered inside and said, ‘My lands,’ with her eyes wide. She handed the box to me. ‘I never did see so much money,’ she said.
[US]B. Gifford Night People 166: My land, all the way to New Orleans, Louisiana!