Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Westminster n.

Place name in slang uses

In compounds

Westminster wedding (n.) [the contemporary negative reputation of Westminster; thus the pvb ‘Who goes to Westminster for a wife, to St Paul’s for a man, and to Smithfield for a horse, may meet with a whore, a knave, and a jade.’]

‘A Whore and a Rogue Married together’ (B.E.); a visit to a prostitute.

[UK]Practical Part of Love 45: Such a match or a Westminster wedding ... in the City.
[UK]M. Stevenson ‘The Quakers Wedding’ in Poems 79: We can marry of our own accord, Like Jack and Gill, but leaping cross a Sword; But against Parties coupled on this wise, Westminster Weddings will in Judgment Rise, That they should stumble, and pretend such light! They marry wrong, and call’t a Marriage Rite.
[UK]J. Dunton Night-Walker Jan. 23: I enquired after a Noted Procurer in those parts, who does usually make such Westminster-Weddings.
[UK]New Canting Dict.
[UK]Bailey Universal Etym. Eng. Dict. [as cit. 1725].
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.

In phrases

go to Westminster (for a wife) (v.) (also go to (St) Paul’s for a wife) [16C proverb: ‘Who goes to Westminster for a wife, to St Paul’s for a man or to Smithfield for a horse, may meet with a whore, a knave and a jade.’ Despite the supposed difference indicated in the proverb, Old St Paul’s Cathedral was also well-known for the raffish individuals who frequented its purlieus]

to visit a brothel.

F. Moryson Itinerary III 53: The Londiners pronounce woe to him that buyes a horse in Smythfield, that takes a servant in Pauls Church, that marries a wife out of Westminster.
R. Flecknoe Enigmaticall Characters 47: That old saying of choosing a horse in Smithfield, and a serving-man in Pauls.
[UK]N. Ward London Spy VI 140: She can show you how the Water-men shoot London-Bridge, or how the Lawyers go to Westminster.
[UK]Grose Provincial Gloss. n.p.: Who goes to Westminster for a wife, to St Paul’s for a man or to Smithfield for a horse, may meet with a whore, a knave and a jade .