Green’s Dictionary of Slang

calves gone to grass phr.

also pins gone to grass
[a pun]

denoting someone who has noticeably thin legs; thus the joc. remark: ‘veal will be cheap, calves fall’ on noticing a man whose calves fall away.

1715
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1838
[UK]‘Nickydemus Ninnyhammer’ Homer in a nut-shell 34: ’Tis time they send their Calves to Grass, / And live no longer at this pass. / They soon will want Boots that are fit / Upon their Cat-ftick Legs to set.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms. additions n.p.: Calves. his Calves are Gone to Grass saying of a man with Slender Legs, without Calves.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (2nd, 3rd edn) n.p.: His calves are gone to grass; a saying of a man with slender legs without calves. Veal will be cheap, calves fall; said of a man whose calves fall away.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Pierce Egan’s Life in London 17 July 197/1: [H]is pins, in the vulgar phrase of the ring, had gone to grass.
[UK]‘Alfred Crowquill’ Seymour’s Humourous Sketches (1866) 81: His legs, indeed, became so slight, that many of his jocose companions amused themselves with striking at them with straws as he passed [...] ‘Whoy, Giles!’ remarked one of them, ‘thee calves ha' gone to grass, lad’.