Green’s Dictionary of Slang

spider n.

1. (US) a term of abuse; one who 'sucks you dry’.

[UK]‘A Flat Enlightened’ Life in the West I 130: The gaming system is of so varied and extensive a nature, that it cannot be unaptly compared to a spider’s web; those who live by it, by their peculiar habits, to spiders; and their victims, to ‘flies’.
[US]E. Dahlberg Bottom Dogs 2: One [...] said some sawed-off spider from New York had been following her and was leeching her money.

2. in context of alcohol [? it ‘creeps up’ on the drinker].

(a) (Aus.) a drink composed of brandy and lemonade or of brandy and beer or of sherry and lemonade.

[UK] ‘Drunkard’s Farewell to his Folly’ in C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 91: Farewell spiders and your houses.
[Aus]Melbourne Punch 21 Feb. 24/2: [T]hey turned into the Criterion to liquor; there they had sundry cocktails and spiders, which Nokes stood.
[UK]Leeds Times 5 Feb. 6/1: It was not thought polite the refuse [...] the ‘brandy spider’ or the ’nobbler dark’.
[US]W.H. Thomes Bushrangers 333: [We] made him give us a ‘spider,’ or some brandy and beer mixed.
[Aus]G. Casey ‘Short Shift Saturday’ in Mann Coast to Coast 229: You’ve had your drink, so now you’ve got to buy us all a spider at Smith’s.
[Aus]N. Pulliam I Travelled a Lonely Land (1957) 239/2: spider – a drink made of brandy and lemonade.
[Aus]B. Wannan Folklore of the Aus. Pub 129: Spider: now the name for a drink of lemonade and ice-cream, spider was the gold-diggers’ term for [...] brandy and lemonade.

(b) claret and lemonade.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight 231: Spider or, in American slang, parlour full of razors, claret and lemonade.

(c) (US) the dregs of a bottle.

[US]N. Algren Neon Wilderness (1986) 76: I picked up a bottle that didn’t bust but there wasn’t a spider left in ’er, the boobatch’d drunk her dry.

3. (US) a wire picklock, a skeleton key.

[UK]F.W. Carew Autobiog. of a Gipsey 422: A tin box containg a varied assortment of skeleton-keys with wards at both ends, termed ‘double-enders,’ and a bunch of wire picklocks known in the trade as ‘spiders’.
[UK]P. Cheyney Dames Don’t Care (1960) 17: I get outa the storeroom, lock the door with the spider an’ mix myself a hard one in the bar.

4. as a vehicle.

(a) (Aus.) a light gig or two-wheeled, one-horse carriage.

[SA]C.E. Finlason A Nobody in Mashonaland 12: The Chief used to go to church in a spider. (*A light four-wheeled trap).
[UK]J.H.M. Abbott Tommy Cornstalk 142: And old ‘spider’ – a four-wheeled wagonette, commandeered from some farm – had been left behind, and, with a couple of debilitated mules as motive power, the various kits and possessions of the dismounted men who remained were to be carried into Pretoria on it.
[Aus]T. Wood Cobbers 18: The novelty of watching horses race by electric light is increased by the sight of them pulling gigs. These are called ‘spiders’.

(b) a bicycle.

[UK]Boy’s Own Paper 29 June 614: I have written [...] about some cycling adventures I have experienced, some on bone-shakers, others on spiders.

(c) (US tramp) a Ford automobile.

[US]Irwin Amer. Tramp and Und. Sl. 178: Spider.–A Ford car, the word coined and used widely by automobile thieves for the older model of this make, which did look rather light and spidery alongside the other more expensive and more stable cars.

(d) (US Und.) a stripped down automobile.

[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).

5. (US campus) a hard worker [the industrious arachnid].

[US]L. Birnbach Official Preppie Hbk 90: 13 Words For The Person Who Is Working — 1. Grind 2. Squid 3. Pencil Geek 4. Cereb 5. Grub 6. Weenie 7. Throat 8. Tool 9. Wonk 10. Gome 11. Nerd 12. Spider 13. Conch.

6. see rock spider n.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

spider-brusher (n.) [their housework]

a domestic servant.

T. Hook Widow & Marquess 35: Carefully folded according to the suggestion of the venerable spider-brusher .
[Ire]W.H. Maxwell Rambling Recollections of a Soldier of Fortune 222: I was introduced by a piquant and pretty-looking spider-brusher.
[UK]Colburn's New Mthly Mag. and Humorist 155: Among the dollymops and spider-brushers, a red-fisted, knock-kneed footboy, who curls his hair and frizzles it on the top of his head [...] is held to be dandy.
spider-catcher (n.) [in SE spider-catcher is a general, if vague, term of abuse, referring not to anatomy but propensity]

1. a monkey.

[UK]G. Peele Sir Clyomon and Sir Clamydes in Dyce (1861) 504: Here’s my hand: charm, enchant, make a spider-catcher of me, if I be false to you ever.
[UK]J. Shirley School of Complement I i: If I fail, call me a Spider-catcher.
[UK]Halliwell Dict. Archaic and Provincial Words II 783/2: Spider-Catcher. A monkey.

2. an extremely thin man.

[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew n.p.: Spider-catcher, a Spindle for a Man.
spider-claw (v.) [the clawing movements of one’s hand, reminiscent of a spider’s scrabbling legs]

of a man, to play with one’s testicles.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.
spiderman (n.)

(US) a steel erector.

[UK]Picture Post 26 Mar. 5: You may be astonished to learn that a steel erector, or ‘spiderman’, in the United States can earn more than fifty pounds a week.
spider-shanked (adj.)

used to describe a man with very thin legs; thus spider-shanks n., a man with very thin legs.

[UK]H. Nevile Newes from the New Exchange 15: As for Jack, with his Spider’s shanks, his Mistresse is not arrived to fourteene yet.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Lytton Pelham III 296: The tallest of the set, who bore the euphonious appellation of Spider-shanks.
[UK](con. 1737–9) W.H. Ainsworth Rookwood (1857) 115: I owe that spidershank’d, sniveling split-cause Coates, who stands sentry, a grudge, and I’II pay him off, as Paul did the Ephesians. … give him a taste of blue plumb.
Ainwick Mercury (Northumberland) 18 May 4/4: She’s nane o’ your baby-faced, spider-shanked lasses [...] A stout muirland gilpie is Elsie M’Nab.
spider’s legs (n.)

1. (Scot.) very thin hand-rolled cigarettes.

[UK]B. McGhee Cut and Run (1963) 103: His friends kept me well supplied with a few ‘spider’s-legs’ a day [...] these are very thin roll-ups, made from strong shag.

2. (UK teen) pubic hairs that protrude beyond a woman’s panties or bikini.

[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: spider’s legs n. Of muffs (qv) rogue pubic hairs which protrude beyond the knicker line.
OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 spiders legs n. the stray hairs that ‘escape’ from the edges of a girls bikini or underwear.

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