1. a mixture of wine and water, topped off by a roasted orange, supposedly an episcopal favourite.
|F&H].Women Who Cry Oranges n.p.: Well roasted, with sugar and wine in a cup. They’ll make a sweet bishop [|
|World 37: Punch, bishop, cool tankard, and negus are equally denied me [F&H].|
|, ,||Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.|
|Life in London (1869) 99: Logic had a complete map of the Isles of Bishop and Flip.|
|Memoirs (trans. W. McGinn) II 59: Boutrois, bring more ‘bishops’ as if it rained wine.|
|Pickwick Papers (1999) 642: A gentleman with one eye, and the landlord, who were drinking a bowl of bishop together.|
|‘A Week in Oxford’ in Bell’s Life in Sydney 25 Oct. 2/2: The nearest approach to things ecclesiastical was a bowl of ‘bishop’ .|
|Adventures of Mr Verdant Green (1982) I 131: He taught me [...] to make shandy-gaff and sherry-cobbler, and brew bishop and egg-flip.|
|Three Clerks (1869) 98: Come, you don’t like the brandy toddy, nor I either. We’ll see what sort of a hand they are at making a bowl of bishop.|
|Bulletin (Sydney) 12 July 13/3: ‘My good man, you should not swear like that. Here is a tract. Go home and read it.’ ‘Take this bad “bishop”, old chap,’ answered the sinner handing him some mulled spiced claret, ‘and tell me if you wouldn’t swear.’.|
2. the size/rotundity of the stereotypically well-fed clergyman.
(a) a large condom.
|, ,||Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue n.p.: Bishop [...] one of the largest of Mrs. Philip’s purses, used to contain the others.|
(b) (US) ? a form of woman’s makeup container.
|City of the Saints 78: She had forgotten her ‘fixins’ [...] a reticule containing a ‘bishop,’ a comb and a pomatum pot.|
(c) a bustle.
|Memoirs of the US Secret Service 219: In the early days, when the ‘bishop’ or ‘bustle’ [...] first came into vogue.|
(d) a chamberpot.
|DSUE (1984) 82/2: C.19–early 20.|
(e) (US black/campus) the penis.
|implied in shoot a bishop under shoot v.|
|CUSS 80: Bishop Male sex organ.et al.|
|Ebonics Primer at www.dolemite.com [Internet] bishop Definition: a penis Example: So when you gonna sit on my bishop?|
|Sun. World (SA) 4 Dec. [Internet] Internationally acclaimed gospel singer [...] and pastor Jabu Hlongwane is alledgedly failing to keep his ‘bishop’ zipped in.|
(f) (UK Und.) a folding jemmy.
|Phenomena in Crime 194: In the legs of her step-ins she concealed a folding jemmy, known as a ‘bishop’.|
3. a broken signpost [mild anti-clericalism: it neither points the way nor travels it].
|DSUE (1984) 82/2: ? mid-C.19–20.|
4. a private detective [he ‘searches out sin’].
|DSUE (1984).Apple to the Core in|
|DSUE (8th edn) 82/2: since 1955.|
to masturbate; thus bishop-bashing n., masturbation.
|DAUL 25/1: Beat the bishop. (P) To masturbate. [Note: The expression takes its meaning from the shape of a bishop’s miter.].et al.|
|5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.|
|letter 6 Jan. in Charters II (1999) 447: The Bishop orders you not to beat it too much (Beat the Bishop).|
|(con. WWII) Soldier Erect 107: I have to keep on bashing my bishop [...] It’s twitching in my pants. [Ibid.] 156: A hell of a lot too much bishop-bashing.|
|Queens’ Vernacular 115: to masturbate [...] beat the bishop [dummy, meat] [...] flog the bishop.|
|Confessions of Proinsias O’Toole 138: Beyond a few sessions of mutual Bishop bashing (a competitive sport called ‘Kentucky Whist’) I emerged as innocent of the ways of Sodom as I’d gone in.|
|Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 190: A doodle-dandler is one who flogs the bishop, i.e. wanks off.|
|Sloane Ranger Hbk 158: banging his bishop v. Masturbate (males).|
|Modern English 76: masturbation (v): Beating the bishop.|
|www.ugcs.caltech.edu [Internet] Molest the Muslim, Oralize the Organ, Bang the Buddha, Smack the semite, Beat the Bishop.|
|‘The World’s Largest Collection of Male Masturbation Synonyms’ at Worldwidewank.com [Internet] Flick on over the thumb / Flicking the bic / Flipping the Bishop.|
|Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: bash-the-bishop euph. To masturbate; toss; bank with Barclays (qv).|
|‘Maxim Thesaurus’, Maxim Jun. [Internet] Polish the bishop: John Paul was late for his appearance, having wasted most of the morning polishing the bishop.|
|Guardian Guide 29 Jan.– 4 Feb. 52: The section looking at masturbation (or ‘loping the pony/bopping the bishop/choking the chicken’ etc).|
|Sun. Times Mag. 6 Feb. 34: They give you sex magazines to take into the cubicle. I was in there bashing the bishop for six hours.|
|www.grandiose.com [Internet] What should I do to relieve the frustration I feel, spank the monkey, or beat the Bishop?|
|Spankmag.com 22 Oct. [Internet] Capturing the bishop.‘Male & Female Masturbation Terms’ at|
|BSNN.net [Internet] Now, as I was saying … if the Brothers hafta get horny and clean their pipes, tell ’em its Okay to ‘beat the Bishop,’ hump a sheep, or get a blowjob from a nun. That don’t break no vow of celibacy.|
|Fat Dancer [Internet] Euphemisms Top 10: 10) One off the wrist. 9) Making baldie puke. 8) Jerkin the gherkin. [...] 1) Flogging the bishop.|
|CyberAge.com [Internet] Bashing The Bishop – All alone on his big, big bed our amateur guy bashes his bishop – WALLOP.|
|Number One Adult Sexual Health Terms Advisor [Internet] Masturbation Slang Male Terms: [...] bashed the bishop.|
|Hurricane Punch 129: The whole time we’re getting maximum penance, he’s [i.e. a priest] playing ‘beat the bishop’ with Jimmy O’Toole.|
|Dirty South 8: I reckon quite a few bishops were choked in the boys’ toilets after her lessons. [Ibid.] 125: Men have choked their bishops so much ’cos of chicks like Akeisha that their dicks fall off.|