Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Andrex fart n.

[the Andrex advertising slogan ‘soft, strong and very long’]

a silent, smelly breaking of wind that lasts for quite some time.

news archive of Fart Football Association 16 Mar. 🌐 The Spring League is definitely April 1st to June 30th (inclusive), though. The Andrex Fart Football Spring League Cup, anyone?