Green’s Dictionary of Slang

beard n.

1. female pubic hair; thus bearded adj.

[UK]A Hundred Merry Tales (1845) 39: ‘Sir, ye have a beard above and none beneath.’ [...] ‘Mistress, ye have a beard beneath and none above.’ ‘Marry, then set the one against t’other.’.
[UK] ‘The New Exchange’ in Farmer Merry Songs and Ballads (1897) V 4: Here’s [...] False beards for a disguise, / Will help all maidens that are bare / In all parts of their thighes.
[UK]W. Drummond Epigram XII in Chalmers Eng. Poets (1810) V 695/1: When time should on her more years bestow, [...] That horse’s hair between her thighs would grow [...] But that this phrenzy should no more her vex, She swore thus bearded were their weaker sex.
[UK]Mercurius Fumigosus 7-14 Mar. 3: He drew his razor, and would have felt for her beard; and had she not resisted, he had doubtlesse shav'd her, and powder'd her with a P—x.
[UK]Wandring Whore III 4: I’ve done the business with discretion, and spilt my Posset on thy beard and in thy belly.
[UK]J. Oldham ‘Upon the Author of a Play call’d Sodom’ in Rochester Poems on Several Occasions (1680) 131: Or wear some stinking Merkin, for a Beard.
[UK] J. Oldham ‘Sardanapalus’ 350: Here, glowing C—t, with flaming Beard, / Like blazing Meteor appear’d.
[UK] ‘The Female Captain’ in Pepys Ballads (1987) V 424: The Bed-cloaths she toss’d, show’d the Beard of the Beast, and pull’d off the Politick Play-Thing.
[UK]N. Ward Journey to Hell in Writings III 100: Whether fair Promises her Heart ensnar’d, / Or Money gain’d admission to her Beard.
[UK] in D’Urfey Pills to Purge Melancholy IV 162: I have also seen on a Woman’s Chin / A hair or two to grow, / But alas the Face, it is to cold a place! / Then look for a Beard below.
[UK]C. Johnson Hist. of Highwaymen &c. 436: He was lugging out his Dagger, to whip her thro’ the Beard.
[Ire] ‘The Brummagh an Wale’ in Munster-Man’s Bothabue 6: Give him a rough hairy beard; / Neither wall nor stake shall obstruct him, / His game he’ll pursue with cock tail, / he is followed by two little drivers, / That’s servants to Brummagh an Wale.
[UK] ‘Oyster Nan’ in Regular Thing, And No Mistake 93: It scarcely had a bit of beard.
[UK] ‘Cat’ [broadsheet ballad] When he pull’d up her smock it made him to smile / Instead of a hen it appeared like a cat / For there was her beard and her rough hairy back.
[UK]‘Walter’ My Secret Life (1966) V 1051: Laying hold of the cunt beard (the best name for it) I drew it [i.e. the pubic hair] right across the orifice.
[UK]‘Neaniskos’ Priapeia Ep. lxxvi 72: Right through the middle of lads and lasses a passage shall pierce This yard: yet shall it touch bearded ones only aloft.
[US]‘Mae West in “The Hip Flipper”’ [comic strip] in B. Adelman Tijuana Bibles (1997) 95: [to a man performing cunnilingus] I hardly recognised you with a beard on.
[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US]R.A. Wilson Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words.
[US]Maledicta VI:1+2 (Summer/Winter) 131: Check their completeness against this list if you will: […] beard (pubes).
[US](con. 1967) Bunch & Cole Reckoning for Kings (1989) 57: Pussy ain’t pussy ’thout it have a beard.
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 39: Beaver [...] is slang for beard and beard has referred to the female pubic hair as well as male facial hair since at least the seventeenth century.

2. a bearded man; thus, by stereotyping, a beatnik, an intellectual.

[US] A. Parry ‘Movie Talk’ AS III:5 367: ‘Beards’ or ‘brush-peddlers’ (‘extras’ with natural whiskers).
[US]F.S. Fitzgerald ‘Teamed with Genius’ in Pat Hobby Stories (1967) 69: They’re using a dozen beards on Sam Jones’ set.
E. Horne For Cool Cats and Far-Out Chicks n.p.: Beard – An avant-garde type; also a hipster [W&F].
[US]G. Marx letter 17 Dec. in Groucho Letters (1967) 227: They had a party [...] last week and about forty beards showed up.
[US]N.Y. Times 6 June 30: The only beards to be found upstate are on the 45-odd huge State University campuses.
[US]R. Price Breaks 147: The beard was an ex-jailbird majoring in hypnotism.
[UK]N. Barlay Hooky Gear 180: Middle-age beard in a jacket tryin to cop off with a mix-race bint half his age.

3. in the context of disguise [gambling jargon beard, a go-between who places bets for another person; thus protecting their identity].

(a) in betting, one who bets on behalf of a racehorse trainer – who is not supposed to do so on his own runner.

[US]J.H. Palmer This Was Racing 107: [A horse trainer] didn’t make the bets himself, fearing that this might put a run on [his] horse, but had several friends put the money down in small lots. This is known in the trade as using ‘beards’.
[US]‘Toney Betts’ Across the Board 15: So I played horses, using men as betting commissioners, or ‘beards’.

(b) a friend who acts as a ‘cover’, usu. for extramarital affairs; thus as v.

[US]K. Brasselle Cannibals 30: We used to drink together, go to ball games, ‘beard’ for each other, have great times.
[US](con. 1950s) C. Ashman Kissinger: The Adventures of Super-Kraut 7: One night I was bearding for a Congressman. This is a duty of bachelor staff members when a legislator is married and wishes to go out publicly with a lady other than his wife.
[UK]J. Morton Lowspeak.
[US]A. Rodriguez Spidertown (1994) 40: Rosa was her ‘beard.’ If Cristalena’s mom called, Rosa covered for her, made up excuses.
[US]L. Siegel Love in a Dead Lang. 80: One night when I was playing the beard for him after he had told Pimiko we were comparing Sanskrit and Japanese versions [etc.].
[Scot]V. McDermid Out of Bounds (2017) 201: ‘Did she know she was a beard? Or did she think there was nothing going on between you?’.

(c) (US gay/lesbian) a woman who poses as the wife or lover of a gay man who wishes to hide his real sexual preference.

[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 30: beard (kwn LV, mid ’60s) 1. a woman who dates homosexual men to help them socially. 2. to date a woman to prevent suspicion of being homosexual.
[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: beard n. A woman married to a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality. As in: ‘Do you reckon that Sophie’s a beard then, or what?’ See also whiff of lavender, frock.
Online Sl. Dict. 🌐 beard n 1. a straight woman married to or involved with a gay man. The gay man may be in the public eye and may have a beard to hide the fact that he is gay. (‘Sandy is just his beard.’).
[UK]Guardian Rev. 31 Mar. 8: And he is gay. He married a beard, she’s his PA.

(d) (US gay/lesbian) a man used as an ostensible lover or even husband, as a disguise for one’s real sexual preference; thus as v.

[US]Maledicta VI:1+2 (Summer/Winter) 128: Some [lesbians] will marry a gay as a beard (a male front).
[UK]Guardian Weekend 21 Aug. 5: There were several comments about beards and lavender friends.

(e) a disguise; something or someone who encourages misdirection.

[US]G. Sculatti Catalog of Cool 🌐 beard (noun): Cover or disguise, in the form of an object or person. Dean and Ehrlichman were Tricky Dick’s beards at Watergate.
[US] in J. Breslin Damon Runyon (1992) 161: The second problem was a safecracking job, and for the first time in crime in New York, they were bringing a baby as a beard.
[US]R. Campbell Wizard of La-La Land (1999) 223: There’s no booze in it, just water. It’s my beard when I’m pretending to be on the sauce.
[US]Simon & Price ‘Moral Midgetry’ Wire ser. 3 ep. 8 [TV script] You’re just a beard for the empowerment grant.
[UK]J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 397: Their hierarchy was, in Company jargon: RAF johnnies, beards, double beards, full sets and empty wigs.

4. (US) a Hasidic Jew.

[US]E. Droge Patrolman 31: The precinct is one-third Blacks, one-third Puerto Ricans, and one-third ‘Beards’.
[US]W.J. Caunitz One Police Plaza 98: He has two beards with him [...] Both [...] had fledging beards and yarmulkas.

In compounds

beard-jammer (n.)

1. (US) a pimp.

[US] ‘Jargon of the Und.’ in DN V 438: Beard Jammer, A whore-master.
[US]Irwin Amer. Tramp and Und. Sl. 24: Beard Jammer.–One who conducts a disorderly resort; a whoremaster.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
[US]Ragen & Finston World’s Toughest Prison 790: beard jammer – One who conducts a disorderly house; a whoremaster.
[SA]L.F. Freed Crime in S. Afr. 106: A ‘beard-jammer’ is a whoremonger.

2. (US prison) a (male) cunnilinguist.

[US](con. 1950-1960) R.A. Freeman Dict. Inmate Sl. (Walla Walla, WA) 7: Beard-jammer – a pervert; muff-diver; sex deviate, etc.
beard-splitter (n.)

1. a seducer, a sexual athlete.

[UK]B.E. Dict. Canting Crew.
[UK]A. Smith Lives of Most Notorious Highway-men, etc. (1926) 202: Beard-Splitter, a whore-monger.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]‘Toasts’ in New Cockalorum Songster in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) II 24: General Splitbeard and his two aid-de-camps [sic].
[UK]Duncombe New and Improved Flash Dict.
[US]R.A. Wilson Playboy’s Book of Forbidden Words 31: A beard splitter, in hobo slang, is a Don Juan.

2. the penis.

[UK]Farmer & Henley Sl. and Its Analogues.

In phrases

split the beard (v.) (also part the whiskers)

of a man, to have sexual intercourse.

[Ire]C. Brown Down All the Days 193: He has parted the whiskers too often, maybe, but in God’s name what was a man made for and why was he made the way he was if not for that?
[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 98 Oct. 26: split the beardv. Part the whiskers.
wear the beard (v.) (also don the beard)

usu. of a man, to perform cunnilingus.

[UK]J. McDonald Dict. of Obscenity etc.
[UK]J. Morton Lowspeak 22: To don the beard (Aus) – cunnilingus.
[UK]Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: wear the beard v. To perform oral sex on a woman. Of lesbians, the stone (qv). As in: ‘You can tell she wears the beard’. Not to be confused with beard (qv).

SE in slang uses

In compounds

beardless wonder (n.)

(US) an incompetent or foolish person.

[US](con. 1948) G. Mandel Flee the Angry Strangers 26: Jesus, you beardless wonder! Jesus, you want to freeze right up on that Chev’alet?
beard-man (n.) [his appearance]

(W.I.) a Rastafarian.

[UK]A. Salkey Late Emancipation of Jerry Stover (1982) 186: A large crowd had gathered outside. ‘Jesus Chris’, Rasta,’ some were shouting. Others, ‘Beard’ man them raid.’.

In phrases

have a crumb in one’s beard (v.)

to be drunk.

[UK]Gent.’s Mag. 560/1: To express the condition of an Honest Fellow [...] under the Effects of good Fellowship, [...] It is also said that he has [...] 56: Got a crumb in his beard.