Green’s Dictionary of Slang

barmy adj.

also barmy on the crumpet
[dial. barm, yeast; thus frothing like fermenting yeast; note also the lunatic asylum in Barming, Kent]

1. (also barmey) insane, eccentric; thus barminess, insanity, eccentricity; go barmy, to go mad, barmy on, obsessed with.

[UK]Return from Parnassus Pt II I ii: Such barmy heads wil alwaies be working, when as sad vinegar witts sit souring at the bottome of a barrell.
[[UK]Tinker of Turvey Epistle: Ale? The Autenticall drinke of England, the whole Barmy-Tribe of Ale-Cunners neuer layd their lips to the like].
[Scot]Burns ‘To J.S.’ in Poetical Works (1871) 35: Just now I’ve ta’en the fit o’ rhyme, / My barmie noddle’s working prime.
[UK]Bell’s Life in London 11 Sept. 8/1: A baker (the same barmy chaps [...] in all climates).
[UK] ‘Six Years in the Prisons of England’ Temple Bar Mag. Mar. 533: The thieves themselves mocked and ridiculed them, and called the small-minded military man set over them a ‘Barmey’ humbug.
[Scot]Dundee Courier (Scot.) 3 Nov. 7/5: I’m Joe, Barmy Joe.
[UK]S.O. Addy Sheffield Gloss. 11: Barmy, silly.
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 6: Barmy Bloke, a lunatic.
[UK]W.S. Maugham Liza of Lambeth (1966) 62: Oh, she’s barmy.
[UK]Marvel 6 Jan. 694: He’s barmy!
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 16 Sept. 4/7: Wun nite the ole woman goes [to the theatre] [...] that sets ’er fair barmy.
[UK]Manchester Courier 1 Feb. 6/7: To be ‘barmy (on the crumpet)’ or ‘a bit off the top’ are the most generally known phrases [for eccentricity]; ‘not to have all one’s chairs at home’ is [...] often heard in Lancashire.
[UK]W.L. George Making of an Englishman I 95: One might think you were barmy on the crumpet the way you go on.
[Aus]Truth (Brisbane) 10 Jan. 9/1: [headline] Barmy Bill of Berlin [...] A Nation’s Distrust of [Kaiser] William’s Sanity.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 14 Sept. 25/4: All the barmaids are barmy on him.
[Aus]Smith’s Wkly (Sydney) 20 Aug. 11/1: Slanguage [...] Parse and analyse the following: ‘I sez ter ’im, sez I, ‘Yer barmy. Yer doan’ know nothin’ abart the flamin’ thing’.
[Ire]S. O’Casey Within the Gates iv: You’re barmy, man!
C. Drew ‘Order of the Mallet’ in Bulletin 28 Apr. 4/1: ‘Is this bloke barmy?’ he asks.
[UK][perf. Ella Shields] I’m Not All There 🎵 I’ve been barmy since my birth I'm willing to confess.
[Aus]D. Stivens Courtship of Uncle Henry 91: ‘He’s barmy!’ Logan said. ‘Mad as a snake!’.
[UK]A. Buckeridge Jennings Goes To School 53: It’s these lads, sir: acting a bit queer. They’re either ill or barmy.
[UK]A. Sillitoe Sat. Night and Sun. Morning 13: He knocked his leg on the bicycle pedal, swearing at the pain, complaining at Jack’s barminess for leaving it in such an exposed position.
[UK]K. Waterhouse There is a Happy Land (1964) 13: You’re blooming barmy, man!
Green Bay Press-Gaz. (WI) 9 Jan. A2/4: If your smasher of a bird catches you all mops and brooms she may think you are all barmy on the carpet [sic] [...] It’s English. Not the king’s brand, but a cross-ectiosn of the mod mood in London .
[UK]B.S. Johnson All Bull 235: The whole Army, that is to say, was a Shower: and quite barmy.
[UK]A. Burgess 1985 (1980) 150: You’re barmy [...] We don’t start fires, we put ’em out.
[UK]T. Blacker Fixx 291: The woman had flipped; she was barmy, certifiable.
[UK]D. Jarman diary 14 June Smiling in Slow Motion (2000) 147: Nicky is wearing a barmy hat.
[UK]Observer Mag. 25 Jan. 78: I thought it was a bit crazy. ‘Barmy’ was the word I used.
[US]D.D. Brazill ‘Lady and the Gimp’ in Pulp Ink [ebook] Abbott’s frankly barmy sermons were as famous as his acid flashbacks.
[UK]Spitalfields Life 24 Apr. 🌐 ‘Barmy Park’ in Bethnal Green (named after the asylum that once stood there).

2. confused.

[UK]W. McG. Eager Contemp. Rev. n.p.: Vey dropped ’im one, wen’ for ’is chain an’ lockets, ’alf-inched ’is splosh and lef’ ’im barmy.

In phrases

barmy as a bandicoot (adj.)

(Aus./N.Z.) highly eccentric, deranged.

[Aus]Morn. Bulletin (Rockhampton, Qld) 28 July 4/2: An Australian can be barmy as a bandicoot, as lousy as a bandicoot [...] as bald as a bandicoot.
S.J. Baker in Sydney Morn. Herald 18 Oct. Sat. Mag. 9/2: [N]o less colourful, is our exploitation of the bandicoot in a series of phrases: ‘as bald a bandicoot,’ ‘as bandy as a bandicoot,’ ‘as barmey as a bandicoot,’ ‘as miserable as a bandicoot,’ and ‘as lousy as a bandicoot’.
[Aus]Baker Drum.
M. Shannon Eagle on the Hill [ebook] Barmy as a bandicoot. And I’m glad.
put on the barmy stick (v.)

(UK prison) to feign insanity; thus barmy stick adj., certified as insane (cf. barm-stick adj.).

[UK]M. Davitt Leaves from a Prison Diary I 142: ‘Putting on the barmy stick’ is one of the plans not infrequently tried as a means of shirking labour and obtaining the relaxation of discipline [...] This consists in simulating madness. [Ibid.] 144: No such abominable practice was adopted towards even known ‘barmy stick’ prisoners during my stay at Millbank.