Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Uncle John n.

1. (US campus) a mens’ lavatory.

[US]Eble Campus Sl. Nov. 13: uncle john – toilet: ‘I’m going to visit my Uncle John.’.

2. a penis.

[UK]Indep. on Sun. 16 Jan. 28: Upset a few people in the park with a flash of your Uncle John?