John Thomas n.
1. (also John Thomson, Master John Thomas, Saint John Thomas, Sir Thomas) the penis.
Gargantua and Pantagruel (1927) Bk I Ch. xvii: Then, with a smile, he undid his magnificent codpiece and, bringing out his john-thomas, pissed on them. | (trans.)||
Proverbs (2nd edn) 377: Of effeminate persons. He is John Thomsones man, coutching carle. He wears short hose. | ||
song title in Flash Olio in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) III 185: John Thomas and Peggy Perkins. | ||
Pearl I:1 (1968) 5: Her eyes seemed to start with terror at the sudden apparition of Mr. John Thomas. | ||
‘Three Chums’ in Boudoir I 4: How she threw her legs over my buttocks, and heaved up to meet every push of John Thomas. | ||
My Secret Life (1966) VIII 1690: ‘John Thomas,’ the procreator, poker, pego, penis, of the male. | ||
Forbidden Fruit n.p.: Mr. John Thomas was excited. | ||
The Simple Tale of Suzan Aked 182: ‘I am sure Susan would like to make his acquaintance, and that of holy Saint John Thomas too!’. | ||
Family Connections 8: She tickled the thread of the penis with her tongue. Master John Thomas began to jump and swell. | ||
Sadopaideia 2: I felt what seemed a deliberate pressure of her thigh against my left trouser. John Thomas responded at once. | ||
Ulysses 405: Of John Thomas, her spouse. No fake, old man Leo. | ||
Pansies in Complete Poems 493: There is a little wowser / John Thomas by name [...] I think of all the little brutes / as ever was invented / that little cod’s the holy worst. | ‘The Little Wowser’ in||
For the Rest of Our Lives 300: Pleased as punch he was too because the kid had such a fine John Thomas on him. | ||
‘The Ball of Kerrimuir’ in Bawdy Ballads XXI: The village cripple he was there, / But he didn’t shag too much, / His old John Thomas had fallen off / So he fucked ’em with his crutch. | ||
Goodbye to the Hill (1986) 80: The way some of them used to gape you’d think I was giving them a flash of the john thomas or something. | ||
All Bull 65: As between her white legs my position I took / And Sir Thomas I silently buried. | ||
(con. 1940s–50s) Waiting for Sheila (1977) 64: ‘The man gets out his John Thomas –’ he giggled. [Ibid.] 119: You’d no sooner got out of the car than she whipped out my John Thomas. | ||
Spike Island (1981) 140: There’s his John Thomas, standin’ to attention. | ||
Modern English 72: genitalia: male (n): John Thomas. | ||
Penguin Bk of Aus. Jokes 448: The VD removed my John Thomas – nothing left to dangle. | ||
Confessions of a Tour Leader 282: He then delicately pulled out his John Thomas, dipped it in his beer, swirled it around, took it out, shook it, and plopped it back in his pants. | ||
Metro 22 May 37/2: I’ve already discovered how to accurately gauge the length of a man’s John Thomas. | ||
Empty Wigs (t/s) 155: ‘Let me see your john thomas Halfhead’. |
2. a liveried servant [generic name or ? like the former, the latter ‘stands’ in the presence of a lady].
Jersey Indep. 9 Dec. 4: Here was John Thomas, once the cynosure of housmeaids’ eyes — once honoured, perchance, by countesses with commands to bring up coal scuttles. | ||
Plain or Ringlets (1926) 4: John Thomas his calves revised and hair powdered after the toils of unpacking. | ||
Five Years’ Penal Servitude 266: A very short residence in the house will tell John Thomas if the ‘thing is to be done or not’. | ||
Echo 18 Apr. 1/5: Pity the sorrows of a poor flunkey! [...] Who would have thought, to see john thomas [...] sunning himself on the forms provided for his use outside the shops in Regent Street, that he was a sufferer from many hours of confinement indoors [F&H]. |