Green’s Dictionary of Slang

arty-(and-)crafty adj.

[for ety. see artsy-craftsy adj.]

pretentious, humourless.

[SA]K. Cowin Bushveld, Bananas and Bounty 69: I think our house would probably have been as artycrafty as Snow White’s cottage.
[UK]J. Curtis Look Long Upon a Monkey 192: They sat on chintz-covered chairs in the bow-window of the arty-crafty coffee-house.
[Ire]J. Morrow Confessions of Proinsias O’Toole 38: Ah, Christ save us from arty-crafty perverts!
[Aus]B. Humphries Traveller’s Tool 80: At the top of the market we’ve got plenty of arty crafty frog-style restaurants who charge like a wounded bull.