seg n.1
(US campus) a toadying or hypocritical smile.
AS XLII:4 230: seg, n. A mythical substance reputed to be on anyone’s face if he smiles as if he were extremely pleased either with himself or with something that has just happened [...] an acronym deriving from the phrase shit-eating grin. ‘Wipe that seg off your face.’. | ‘Terms Used in a Men’s Dormitory’