Green’s Dictionary of Slang

page n.

SE in slang uses

In phrases

have a few of one’s pages stuck together (v.)

to be stupid, to be foolish.

Aaron L., Woburn ‘Strange?!’ at TeenInk.com 🌐 Strange?!? You dare call me strange? Well, you’re probably right. I have a few screws loose, a few pages stuck together, and my sanity is not exactly up to scratch. But why be sane?
on the page (adj.)

(US black) acceptable.

[US]W.D. Myers Handbook for Boys 142: ‘He’s an okay dude, but his grades are, like, not even on the page’.