Green’s Dictionary of Slang

s’elp me bob! excl.

also s’help...! so ’elp...! so help...! swap...! swelp...! swop...! ...me ...Aaron, ...banana! baub! ...cat! ...crikey! ...Betty! ...Bill! ...Billy Arline! ...Charlie! ...Christ! ...Davy! ...Dicky! ...Hannah! ...James! ...Jemima! ...Jimmy Gee! ...gracious! ...heart! ...kidneys! ...lucky! ...Moses! ...shicker! ...Susannah! ...ten men! ...tibby! ...my bob! ...my Davy! ...my tibby!
[SE so help me + Bob n.2 ; euph. for SE so help me God!]

a general excl. of intensification and affirmation.

[UK] ‘Sale of a Wife’ in C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 40: And there she was, so help my bob, by public auction sold.
[UK] ‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc. 13: ‘So help me bob’ is an oath to deceive the hearer, doubly; for a bob is but a shilling, and not a fit thing to swear by.
[UK]Egan Bk of Sports 197: [note] She didn’t run — no, so help me bob — she flied across the Forest.
[UK]R. Nicholson Cockney Adventures 4 Nov. 6: ‘So help my tibby,’ observed Mr. Piper, with that emphatic enunciation that carried the truth.
[UK]‘The Vicked Costermonger’ in Flash Olio in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) III 188: The Costermonger cast upon her, / To mend the job, said, S’elp his bob, / He meant to treat the maid with honour.
[US]Ripley Transcript (MS) 30 Nov. 2/4: If anyone has squatted on my improvement and don’t absquattle beofre I get there, I will row you up Salt Creek [...] so help me, Moses!
[UK]R. Nicholson Cockney Adventures 27 Jan. 103: ‘So help me tibby, I will,’ said Bill Smith.
[UK]R. Barham ‘Dead Drummer’ in Ingoldsby Legends II (1866) 317: His jaw-work would never, I’m sure, s’elp me Bob, / Have come for to go for to do sich a job!
[UK]Flash Mirror 24: I didn’t vant to star this old ’ooman’s glaze [...] so help me Billy Arline.
Sun. Flash (NY) 19 Sept. n.p.: ‘What do you know about this shawl?’ [...] ‘Nuthing, s’help me bob’.
[US]Whip & Satirist of NY & Brooklyn (NY) 5 Mar. n.p.: ‘Will you stick to us?’ ‘So help me tibby, I will’.
[UK]Swell’s Night Guide 50: S’elp my snivery! [...] but old Fuzzle Fart has crapped his kicksies. [Ibid.] 51: So help my squirter, vot a rasping stink! [Ibid.] 59: S’elp me squeese! – send I may live! – hang me high up! if it arn’t a Wild-street shickster. [Ibid.] 68: She split on him [...] So-help my say so!
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 12 Aug. 2/6: Well so help my Betty, if I did not say so.
[UK]Man of Pleasure’s Illus. Pocket-book n.p.: Mother Willit, of Gerrard Street, who could turn out forty dress mots; and, to crack her own wids, ‘So help her kidnies, she al’us turned her gals out with a clean a—e and a good tog’.
[UK] ‘Suppression of Crinoline’ in C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 148: She’s courting a snob! so help my bob.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 26 Nov. 2/7: ’I am a Jew what travelled has from Poland to the Lane, / And s’elp mine heart, I vish the ’Chapel I could see again’.
[UK] ‘Lovely Albert’ in Henderson Victorian Street Ballads (1937) 150: Chain up the Bear and make him stare, / And so help my Davy.
[Aus]‘A. Pendragon’ Queen of the South 36: I only gig that for the sake of business, so help me Susannah it aint worth it.
[UK] ‘Strike of the Journeyman Tailors’ in C. Hindley Curiosities of Street Lit. (1871) 135: The masters they won’t alter the log, / The men say they shall, so help their bob.
[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc. (2nd edn) 100: ‘S’help my bob,’ a street oath [...] Other words are used in street language for a similarly evasive purpose, i.e. cat, greens, tatur, &c, all equally profane and disgusting.
[UK]Hotten Sl. Dict. 117: So help me davy!
[US] ‘That’s the Chisel!’ Fred Shaw’s Champion Comic Melodist 35: The City’s laws, I did repeal, / I did, so ‘help me Bob!’.
[UK]Sportsman (London) 7 Aug. 4/1: Notes on News [...] [A] certain press man, without having tasted a drop of liquor, ‘s’lpm’bob,’ arrived at his office a beastly state intoxication.
[UK] ‘’Arry on Politics’ Punch 11 May 205/2: I tell yer, old pardner, it’s proper; I feels quite a swell, s’ help me Bob.
[US]People’s Vindicator (Nachitoches, LA) 10 May 3/4: Mein Got in Heimel, if Your Honor don’t blease, I joust plead guilt to the charge, so help me Hannah Schmoker, by gracious.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 24 Apr. 6/2: Ilma De Murksa pleads guilty to thirty-six, but swears, swelp’er, that’s all.
[UK] press cutting in J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era (1909) 228/1: The City coppers can’t leave the poor costers alone. It riles the coppers, s’elp me bob, to see a cove trying to get an honest living.
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 5 Jan. 7/2: ‘Can I put my leg up here,’ said a pretty and well-dressed young lady [...] ‘So help me gracious, no!’ screamed the alarmed Israelite.
[UK]Sporting Times 8 Mar. 1/4: S’help me bob, why the blue-rock’s got no chance—they’re twice-ing him!
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 19 July 2/1: ‘S’help me banana she’ll half kill him’.
[Aus]Bird o’ Freedom (Sydney) 7 Mar. 4/1: Your Ladyship remembers— What you don’t? / Well s’help my duds.
[UK]Mirror of Life 21 July 2/3: ‘Shelp me Moses, der horse vas vorth all I wants for him’.
[Aus] ‘The Rocks Push Eisteddfod’ Bird o’ Freedom (Sydney) in J. Murray Larrikins (1973) 87: The leader of the Rocks push cursed [...] ‘Now, gosh! S’help me crikey!’.
[UK]Tabrar, Harrington & LeBrunn [perf. Marie Lloyd] You can’t stop a girl from thinking 🎵 So help my bob, It's a jolly good job, / They can’t stop a girl from thinking!
[UK] ‘’Arry on African Affairs’ Punch 22 Feb. 90/2: Swelp me Jemimer, old man.
[UK]W.S. Maugham Liza of Lambeth (1966) 15: I’ll make yer a good ’usband, Liza, swop me bob, I will. [Ibid.] 103: If she dares ter touch a ’air of your ’ead, swop me dicky I’ll give ’er sich a ’idin’ as she never ’ad before!
[UK]‘Pot’ & ‘Swears’ Scarlet City 401: Swelp me, Bob! but this is something like!
[UK]R. Whiteing No. 5 John Street 54: A lord once – swelp me lucky I ain’t tellin’ yer no lie!
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 23 Nov. Red Page/1: So help me cat! do you think I don’t know that?
[UK]J. Masefield ‘One of the Bosun’s Yarns’ Salt-Water Ballads 22: I’ll smash yer skulls, so help me James, ’n’ let some wisdom in. [Ibid.] 23: ‘Drink this,’ he says, ’n’ I takes ’n’ drinks, ’n’ s’elp me, it was rum!
[UK]Western Times 7 Feb. 3/4: ‘Swelp my cats,’ he exclaimed.
[Aus]J. Furphy Such is Life 141: Noa, s’elp me bob.
[UK]Marvel 22 Dec. 633: Why, swap my bob, it’s a bloomin’ kid!
[Aus]E. Dyson Fact’ry ’Ands 28: ‘S’elp me cat, I did,’ he said. [Ibid.] 128: S’elp me shicker, Twenty, you was the on’y pebble.
[UK]J. Ware Passing Eng. of the Victorian Era 21/2: Baub (Cockney 19 cent.) One of the commonest modes of evasively referring to the deity [...] e.g., ‘S’elp me Baub, I didn’t go for to do it.’.
[UK]D. Stewart Tragedy of the White House in Illus. Police News 20 Aug. 12/3: ‘[S]o help my bob, he’s got a rare dose of the quids — did a burst (broke into a house) last night’.
[Aus]E. Dyson ‘Nicholas Don and the Meek Almira’ Benno and Some of the Push 31: ‘’Struth!’ he gasped. ‘I do like that. Swelp me Jimmy Gee, I do like that!’.
[UK]Observer (Wellington) 21 Dec. 30/2: We was sunburnt skin and bony, / Was me and my old crony, / S’welp me bob!
[Aus]Truth (Melbourne) 10 Jan. 10/5: Shelp me Aaron! / Vere as dem dere dimmuns gone?
[UK]B.E.F. Times 8 Sept. in Hislop & Brown Wipers Times (2006) 220/1: And muttered grimly, ‘Swelp me, Bill.’.
[Aus]C.J. Dennis ‘Half A Man’ in Chisholm (1951) 105: It was a funny larf, so ’elp me bob: / Pair in the middle uv it come a sob.
[US]Concordia Dly Blade (KS) 3 June 2/2: But if that / Woman ever even / Looks like / Feeding slum or / Canned Willie, / So help me, / Hannah, / She and the / Six youngun’s / Can get a / New pa-paa.
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 557: I’ll do him in, so help me fucking Christ!
[Aus]C.J. Dennis ‘A Holy War’ in Chisholm (1951) 79: Jist let me! Once! An’ after, s’elp me bob, / Never no more!
[US]Reading Times (PA) 12 Feb. 4/3: He’d razz heck outa me if I threw any of this cheap slang around. So help me Hannah, he would.
[UK](con. WW1) P. MacDonald Patrol 33: ‘Swelp me!’ Hale said.
[Aus]Truth (Brisbane) 6 Oct. 14/3: Nine of ten witnesses, when taking the oath, say ‘Swelp me God!’ instead of the pure ‘So help me, God!’.
[Aus]I.L. Idriess Flynn of the Inland 275: ‘So help me bob!’ gazed a greyhead who had been loudest in prophecy of disaster, ‘I’m jiggered!’.
[UK]Oakland Tribune (CA) 2 Jan. 5/3: ‘And, so help me Hannah, this is the truth’.
[US]Ted Yates This Is New York 31 May [synd.col.] She’s up on society doings in this man’s town. So h’ep me..
[UK]Jennings & Madge May the Twelfth: Mass-Observation Day-Surveys 4:14: We couldn’t quite hear the words of the ceremony and some of the phrases sounded like ‘Gawd blimey’ and ‘swelp me bob’. We all joined in mock interpretations and there was much laughter.
[Aus]Advocate (Burnie, Tas.) 8 Apr. 8/2: Well, so help me over the rabbit burrows, I’ll be...
[US]B. Mauldin in Lawton Constitution (OK) 11 Oct. 4/4: Division feels tghat way about Corps, Corps about Army, Army about Base Section and, so help me Hannah, Base Section feels that way about soldiers in the States.
[Can]Ottawa Jrnl (Can.) 9 July 1/1: So help me Hannah, we have got to stop calling ourselves liars and cheats.
[UK]J. Franklyn Cockney 268: Why, so help me ten men, what is this ’ere bloke’s bloomin’ moniker? [Ibid.] 315: Oiau knawk ’is bleet’n ’ed roi tawf – I will. Sewelp me bob!
[US]N.Y. Herald Trib. 1 Mar. 15/1: Recently, an ad agency executive — so help me Hannah — ended a conference with the words: ‘Well, the oars are in the water and we’re headed upstream’.
[UK]A.E. Farrell Vengeance 140: S’welp me, Charlie, if that swab Yeatman’s ’urt so much as one little ’air of ’er ’ead, I’ll ...
Akron Beacon Jrnl (OK) 16 Aug. 33/3: Faded Phrases: "Stick to your knittin’,’ ‘So help me Hannah,’ ‘Well, I’ll be switched’.
[Can]Ottawa Jrnl (Can.) 12 Apr. 32/4: But, so help me Hannah, I have learned [etc].
Idaho State Jrnl (ID) 30 June 18/6: A week later, so help me Hannah, if all that scum wasn’t gone.
[US]Town Talk (Alexandria, LA) 1 Jan. 45/2: I told everybody it wasn’t a payoff. That was a white lie. So help me Hannah.
[US]Logansport Pharos-Tribune (Logansport, IN) 18 Oct. 20/2: With all the space this world affords, I’m glad, so help me Hannah, / That I was born and raised in the best of all places, the Hoosier State of Indiana.
[Aus]B. Matthews Intractable [ebook] ‘I’ll shiv ya,’ he screamed, wild-eyed. ‘So help me Christ, I’ll shiv you if you take another step’.