Alan Border, adj. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Alan Border adj.

[rhy. sl. = out of order adj.; ult. Aus. cricketer Alan Border (b.1955)]

of events, behaviour or people, unacceptable, excessive, in bad taste.

2002

D. Shaw ‘Dead Beard’ at www.asstr.org 🌐 The one who thinks I’m totally alan border is Monica, and she’s giving me the elbow already.