Green’s Dictionary of Slang

Italian adj.

[seen as a ‘dirty’ and ‘foreign’ practice; for 1653 cit. Wardroper uses alternative and more pertinent title : ‘A Relation of a Quaker that to the Shame of his Profession Attempted to Bugger a Mare near Colchester’]

1. (also Italick) devoted to hetero- or homosexual anal intercourse; thus Italianized adj.

[UK]Webbe Discourse 54: The filthy lust of the deuillish Pederastice [...] is skant allowable to English eares, and might well haue beene left for the Italian defenders of loathsome beastlines, of whom perhappes he learned it.
[UK]Nashe Praise of the Red Herring 24: The posterior Italian and Germane cornugraphers sticke not to applaude and cannonize vnnaturall sodomitrie.
[UK]R. Dallington View of Fraunce V3: An Italian fault this, to take the Masculine for the Feminine.
[[UK] ‘The Louse’s Peregrination’ in Wardroper (1969) 178: Counting the Englishman but as a stallion, / And leaving the goat unto the Italian].
[UK]Massinger Duke of Florence II i: I was afraid That after the Italian garbe I should Have kiss’d her backward.
[UK]R. Brome Covent-Garden Weeded III i: I stole from him, but to see if your Italick Mystresse were come yet. Your Madam.
[UK]T. Heywood Royal King and Loyal Subject III iii: bawd: I’ll lead the way, and you shall come behind. clown: No, no; I will not salute you after the Italian fashion: I’ll enter before.
[UK] ‘The Colchester Quaker’s Complaint’ in Ebsworth Merry Drollery Compleat (1875) 59: Help Woodcock, Fox and Naylor; / For Brother Green’s a stallion. / Now alas what hope / Of converting the Pope, / When a Quaker turns Italian.
[UK]J. Lacy Dumb Lady II i: Your husband’s a cuckold; and he is not only an English cuckold, but also an Italian cuckold that is to say, he is a cuckold both before and behind.
[UK]Behn Town-Fop Act IV: Art Italianiz’d, and lovest thy own Sex?
[[UK]London Jilt pt 1 62: About five Months after [...] my Maidenhead was sold for the first time. Be not amazed, O Reader, that I say the first time, for I have lost it several times after the manner of Italy].
[[UK]N. Ward London Spy III 69: A Crowd of Bumfirking-Italians].
[US] (ref. to 1900s) N. Kimball Amer. Madam (1981) 151: He was unaware of the Italian game before but ended up a rump-lover.

2. in fig. use, referring to anything ‘backward’ or reversed.

[UK]Middleton Michaelmas Term III i: ’Tis such an Italian world, many men know not before from behind.
[[UK]Fletcher Lovers Progress I i: Love’s a terrible Clyster, And if some Cordial of her favours help not, I shall like an Italian, dye backward, And breathe my last the wrong way].

In compounds

Italian airlines (n.) [the stereotyped inefficiency of Italian air companies]

(gay) walking.

[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 212: When walking, a gay takes the Jewish [Italian, Polish, etc depending on personal bias] airlines (kwn SF, late ’60s).
[US]Maledicta IX 57: Italian airlines n [R] Walking; homosexual slang.
Italian electric chair (n.) (also sitting there makes one vulnerable to a shooter hiding in the back seat)

(US) the front passenger seat.

[US]D. Winslow Border [ebook] Cirello doesn’t like being in the front passenger seat, the ‘Italian electric chair.’ Two pops in the back of the head, they get out and into another rental car, and he becomes a cold case.
Italian fence climbers (n.)

(US) pointed shoes, boots.

[US]New West Mag. 6 157: ‘Those boots,’ Ullman began, staring with frank distaste at my $100 Italian fence climbers, pointy enough to puncture kneecaps [...] ‘they just don’t make it in the California lifestyle’.
[US]J. Stahl Permanent Midnight 343: He gave a quick look at my own mega-scuffed Italian fence climbers.
[UK](con. 1960s) C. Buckley Sleepwalk 48: Shoes we called ‘Italian fence climbers’ — they were great for dancing, with thin soles, thin black leather, and half-inch-high bootlike heels and pointed toes.
Italian hero (n.) [its ‘heroic’ size and the suggestion that it thus required ‘a hero’ to finish one]

(US) a large sandwich made of two slabs of bread cut lengthwise from the loaf and containing a variety of ingredients.

[US]Maledicta III:2 164: Italian hero n Large sandwich.
Italian padlock (n.) (also Italian lock)

a chastity belt; various cits. use the image if not the exact n.

[[UK]Middleton Mad World I ii: There’s a gem I would not lose, Kept by th’ Italian under lock and key: We Englishmen are careless creatures].
[UK] ‘The New Exchange’ in Farmer Merry Songs and Ballads (1897) II 5: [They] have all things that women ware, Except Italian locks.
[UK]Davies of Hereford Wits Bedlam 144: [He] locks vp his wife, as is the guize Of the Italian; and, cloth put a Lock Vpon her Iewell; ... But his Mans Key still ... opes the Lock to gage his Masters Iewel.
[UK]R. Davenport City-Night-Cap in Dodsley Old Plays XIII Act I: Confidence makes not so many cuckolds in England, but craft picks open more padlocks in Italy.
[UK]T. Heywood Challenge for Beauty II i: There are so many Italian Locks, that I know it was impossible your own key should open them all. Moreover these that are naturally jealous of their women, it is probable their women naturally give them cause.
[UK]J. Tradescant Musaeum Tradescantianum 53: An Italian lock, Custos pudicitia.
[UK]Wandring Whore I 9: The Italian Padlock, are made of Iron, Steel and silver, gilt over, sometimes covered with Plush or Velvet, which goes quite round their hips, a thin plate going between their Legs like a Cullinder or Grate to piss through, over their Whib-bobs the Lock hangs fastened under their smocks neer the groin of the back, and never opened but when her husband hath a mind to play a game at Tick-tack.
[UK]J. Dunton Athenian Mercury VIII 12 Nov. 22: A jealous Old Coxcomb [forces his wife] to wear an Italian padlock.
Italian salute (n.) [the gesture originated in Italy and was imported by immigrants]

(US) an obscene gesture of contempt or derision; one arm is bent and the fist and forearm thrust upwards while the other hand grasps the forearm or bicep.

[US]J. Groth Studio: Europe 87: They ran behind the trucks and slapped the biceps of their outstretched, fisted arms, giving the Italian salute and crying vocal insults.
K. Cook Other Capri 42: That’s an Italian salute....It means ‘screw you, Jack’ or worse [HDAS].
[US](con. 1950s) Durocher & Linn Nice Guys Finish Last 311: Sal was so mad he waited until I got back into the dugout so that he could give me the Italian salute...with his hand on his crotch.
[US](con. 1950s) C.S. Crawford Four Deuces 94: I was giving the gooks on Hill 1052 [...] the Italian ‘fuck you’ salute, hitting my right elbow with a cupped hand, bouncing up my right forearm.
[US]J. Miranda Italian Funerals act II: Little Johnny: Uncle Dom taught me an Italian salute! Mama: An Italian salute? Little Johnny: Yeah, watch! (Johnny does the arm gesture. Mama makes the sign of the cross).
[UK](ref. to WWII) G. Hughes Encyc. Swearing 259: World War II also generated the Italian salute, a provocative obscene gesture using the bent forearm to signify ‘up yours’.
[US]T.H. Christansen Mary Lou 101: Mary Lou gave the waitress an Italian salute, turned to me and said, ‘She used to be one of my friends until she told Tony she was pregnant and that he'd have to marry her’.
Italian sin (n.) (also Italian tricks)

hetero- or homosexual anal intercourse.

[UK]R. Brome Covent-Garden Weeded I i: I’le dismiss the Gallant, and send you, Sirrah, for another wench. I’le have Besse Bufflehead again. This kicksy wincy Giddibrain will spoil all. I’le no more Italian tricks.
[UK]Parliament of Women 12: That damn’d fowl Italian sin of poking for Generation in the Bowels of their own Sex; to the great Scorn, Contempt, Neglect, and reproach of the whole Commonweal of Women.
[UK]H. Nevile Newes from the New-Exchange 5: [of a woman] Full of Italian tricks.
[UK]C. Cotton ‘Amoret in Masquerade’ Poems 159: I have e’er a loather been Of the foul Italian Sin.
Italian special (n.) (also Italian straws)

(US) pasta, spaghetti.

[US]Maledicta III:2 164: Italian special; Italian straws n Spaghetti, macaroni, or noodles.
Italian tune-up (n.) [SE tune-up, service for a car]

(US) the act of driving one’s car into the desert and speeding at 100 mph to check that everything works.

[US]J. Stahl Permanent Midnight 83: That’s what they call an Italian tune-up. Just head out to the desert and drive a hundred miles an hour to see if everything still works.