Green’s Dictionary of Slang

-features sfx

[var. on -face sfx]

a sfx used in comb. with an abusive epithet to form a derog. term of address, e.g. Hello, twat-features (cf. shit-features under shit n.).

[Aus]A. Buzo Rooted III iii: Hey poonce features! Are you there?
D. Williamson Juggler’s Three (1974) 126: ‘We were, but fuck-features here changed his mind’.
[UK]A. Bleasdale On the Ledge 11: Come here, twat features.
[UK]M. Manning Get Your Cock Out 6: Tara Emersom Lake Dogshit-Fuck-Features coughed as the Mysterious Rock God blobbed-off on her tonsils.