funny money n.
1. (also funny, funny paper) counterfeit money.
in AS XIII:3 238/1: Nebraska needs no spurious coins [...] Funny money buys nothing but increased burdens of government. | ||
Criminal Sl. (rev. edn). | ||
DAUL 75/2: Funny paper. Counterfeit money; bad checks or forged instruments of any kind. | et al.||
After the Big House 231: This chap was my old friend, the funny money man. I am referring to counterfeit dough, what’s known in the trade as funny money. | ||
Forms and Systems 5/1: The trouble is that the money they were making was being made on the machine — it was ‘funny money’ — counterfeit! | ||
Cogan’s Trade (1975) 30: He’s gonna go out to the dog track and move the whole run, he’s so proud of that funny. | ||
Only Fools and Horses [TV script] I didn’t intend to pay Del Boy funny money. | ‘To Hull and Back’||
Hard Candy (1990) 59: The cash looked good, but I wasn’t vouching for it. If it was funny money I was taking the same risk he was. | ||
(con. 1940s–60s) Straight from the Fridge Dad 139: Orphan paper Rubber cheques, funny money, counterfeit currency. | ||
ThugLit Sept. [ebook] ‘[T]hem Russians, they paid my uncle in funny money for some powder’. | ‘Grandpa’s Place’ in
2. substitute money, i.e. coupons, certificates etc.
Economics of Conglomerate Growth 98: So-called funny money is a package of some stock with bonds and warrants offered in exchange for shares of the company to be taken over. | ||
Thief 163: The money I got that way was like funny money. From somebody’s Monopoly game. Not real. | ||
Close Quarters (1987) 33: The boy was counting MPC, Military Payment Certificates, GI funny money. | ||
(con. 1969) Suicide Charlie 106: MPC was military payment currency, funny money printed by the army to slow down black-market action on greenbacks. |
3. tricks, deceits.
Howard Street 18: A cat had to watch these Howard Street whores carefully; they pulled some funny money now and then. | ||
Indep. Rev. 28 June 4: It is utterly bonkers [...] and it floats on a sea of increasingly funny money. |
4. foreign money.
White Over Green (6 Aus. Division History) 81: It was just funny money — no use of course. ‘Who’d want Italian money?’. | ||
Air War – Vietnam 18: I got a fistful of funny money at the gate of the Subic Bay (Phillippines) Naval Base and fared forth [...] into town called Olangapo. | ||
Can’t Be Satisfied xix: He reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of money, the foreign funny money mixed in with some real American bills. |
5. (US black) a small amount of money.
Runnin’ Down Some Lines 238: funny money Limited amount of money. |
6. any money that has been gained illegally, usu. through some form of fraud.
Alice in La-La Land (1999) 171: The clubhouse was decorated like the funny-money palaces of Las Vegas. | ||
Crosskill [ebook] ‘[F]unny money coming in from the States to run the clubs and casinos’. | ||
Observer Rev. 2 Apr. 2: The extremely nice chap whose been sent in by London to tidy up the funny-money game. | ||
Dead Point (2008) [ebook] The Sydney smarties put together this consortium to tender. It’s full of funny money. | ||
Viva La Madness 33: If SDonny King wants to buy a house, a car [...] to sink even more funny money into [etc.] . |