Green’s Dictionary of Slang

wagon n.

1. as an official vehicle.

(a) (US, also blue wagon) a police patrol wagon.

[US]J.P. Quinn Fools of Fortune 404: When a raid is made [...] enough ‘pluggers’ are captured to fill one or two wagons and are driven to the nearest police station.
[US]Ade Pink Marsh (1963) 124: I don’ wan’ no mo’ to do ’ith ’em coppehs an’ blue wagons.
[US]Ade ‘An Incident in the “Pansy”’ in In Babel 197: The bar tender’s reference to the ‘waggon’ recalled the fact that ‘Butch’ had been taken to the station one night for attempting to force his way into a wedding-reception.
[US]Ade Knocking the Neighbors 179: Some Blue Wagons backed up and Steve told the Desk Sergeant, a few Minutes later, that his Name was Andrew.
[US]R. Lardner ‘Carmen’ in Gullible’s Travels 18: They pinch Genevieve and leave Joss to watch her till the wagon comes.
[US]J. Black You Can’t Win (2000) 36: I’ll phone for the wagon. We’ll have to take them all to the station.
[US](con. 1910s) J.T. Farrell Young Lonigan in Studs Lonigan (1936) 66: I gotta [...] run the gang of you in, give you a nice little ride in the wagon and let your old ladies come down to the station bawlin’ to get you out.
[US]R. Chandler ‘Red Wind’ in Red Wind (1946) 15: In another minute a homicide fast-wagon sirened up.
[US]C.B. Davis Rebellion of Leo McGuire (1953) 180: In God’s name, don’t call the wagon here [...] I’ll pay for a taxi to go to the station.
[US]N. Algren ‘Watch Out for Daddy’ in Entrapment (2009) 144: ‘Get the two broads into the wagon,’ Cop One told Cop Two.
[US]L. Durst Jives of Dr. Hepcat (1989) 9: Oh, chappie what are you going to do with your sinful soul? For your kind of people the wagon always rolls!
[US]R. Abrahams Deep Down In The Jungle 157: They put me in the wagon and they took me on down to the county jail.
[US]J. Wambaugh Choirboys (1976) 239: Wish we had a drunk wagon like Central.
[US]G.V. Higgins Patriot Game (1985) 87: Courtesy call. That’s what they always say, just before they come with the wagon.
[UK]J. Cameron It Was An Accident 3: Didn’t you ought to be throwing them in the wagon up court this time of day?
[Aus](con. 1964-65) B. Thorpe Sex and Thugs and Rock ’n’ Roll 70: ‘Get her and put her in the wagon!’ yelled the sergeant.

(b) an ambulance; also attrib.

[US]B. Fisher A. Mutt in Blackbeard Compilation (1977) 121: Here it is Doc, bring the wagon.
[US]C. Sandburg ‘Anna Imroth’ Chicago Poems 85: Cross the hands over the breast here — so. / Straighten the legs a little more — so. / And call for the wagon to come and take her home.
[UK]Wodehouse Inimitable Jeeves 60: Their nearest and dearest phone to the asylum to send round the wagon.
[US]S. Kingsley Dead End Act II: As soon as the wagon comes, send him down to the morgue.
[US]J. Fishman Bullets for Two 6: The morgue wagon had carried away the body of Marsellino.
[US]J. Archibald ‘Dying to See Willie’ in Popular Detective Mar. 🌐 He’s stark an’ ravin’ mad [...] Why don’t you just call the wagon?
[US]G. Scott-Heron Vulture (1996) 3: The wagon attendants moved in with a flexible stretcher.
[US]R. Campbell In La-La Land We Trust (1999) 82: You’re not the only wagon on duty on that shift, are you?

(c) an automobile.

[US]‘Hugh McHugh’ I’m from Missouri 59: Keep both eyes on the road in front of you and the rest of your face in the wagon.
[US]J. Dixon Free To Love 37: A nice, little six-cylinder wagon, neat and comfortable.
[US]I. Shaw ‘Borough of Cemeteries’ in Sailor Off The Bremen Stories 282: Get into that goddamn wagon of yours.
[US]W. Fisher Waiters 225: ‘I’ll fix his wagon.’ [...] He then went out into the parking lot.
[US]T. Southern ‘The Road Out of Axotle’ in Southern (1973) 103: Man, this old wagon [...] I dunt dig it.
[Aus]J. Wynnum I’m a Jack, All Right 28: ‘A smart looking wagon’ [...] ‘’58 model [...] One of the best Holden ever brought out’.
[US]R. De Christoforo Grease 72: She’s a real pussy wagon, my Greased Lightnin’.

(d) a hearse.

[US]J. Archibald ‘Defective Bureau’ in Popular Detective 🌐 You go back an’ sit down, Willie, or that stiff won’t be lonesome in the wagon when they haul it away.
[US]‘Ed Lacy’ Lead With Your Left (1958) 25: The cemeteries are full of ex-cops. When our number comes up we go with the wagon too.

2. (Irish/US) a derog. name for a woman [she gives you a ride n. (1a)].

[US]P. Kyne Cappy Ricks 312: [to a man] ‘Skinner,’ he said. ‘You’re a good old wagon, that’s what you are.’.
[US]K. Nicholson Barker I ii: You an’ me’ve been pallin’ together for some time, an’ you’re a good old wagon, but [...] we’re through.
[US]L. Hughes Tambourines to Glory II ii: She’s young, baby. But you, pshaw, you been a good old wagon, but you done broke down.
[Ire]R. Doyle Snapper 30: She hates us. It’s prob’ly cos Daddy called her a wagon at tha’ meetin’.
[Ire]F. Mac Anna Cartoon City 10: Shut your jaws, you silly wagon.
[Ire]P. Howard Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 201: The old dear – the stupid wagon.
[Ire]L. McInerney Blood Miracles 111: [S]ome stuck-up wagon dictates where it needs to go to best support her fucking jar of fucking pebbles.
[Ire]P Howard Braywatch 201: [S]he laughs like the wagon she can’t help being.
[Ire]L. McInerney Rules of Revelation 18: [He] has remixed Some Wagon and Some Other Shower of Langers.

3. (US Und.) a revolver [? the revolving chamber resembles a wagon wheel].

[US]G. Milburn ‘Convicts’ Jargon’ in AS VI:6 442: wagon, n. A revolver.

4. (US) the female buttocks.

[US]R. Cea No Lights, No Sirens 48: [H]e jiggled his way back to those very tight wagons on the dance floor.

5. see water wagon n. (1)

In compounds

wagon-chasing (adj.)

of a lawyer, one who fig. pursues the police wagon in the hope of picking up otherwise unrepresented cases.

[US]‘William Lee’ Junkie (1966) 98: Pat had given a wagon-chasing lawyer ten dollars to get him out in the morning.

In phrases

black wagon (n.) (US)

1. a hearse.

[US]W.R. Burnett Little Caesar (1932) 84: You want the black wagon to come and haul him away?
[US]‘Hal Ellson’ Duke 59: They call an ambulance, then the black wagon.

2. a police car.

[US]Ade Pink Marsh (1963) 123: I had to dig up ol’ six dollahs to keep out of ’at big black wagon.
[US]M. Rand ‘Clip-Joint Chisellers’ in Ten Story Gang Aug. 🌐 Police sirens sounded! [...] All hands and the cooks were bundled into the black wagons.
blue wagon (n.)

see sense 1a above .

SE in slang uses

In compounds

In phrases

on the wagon

see separate entry.