chutney, n. — Green’s Dictionary of Slang

chutney n.

[like chocolate adj. (2), chutney is brown and thus generic for matters referring to defecation and sodomy]

sodomy.

1984

Partridge DSUE (8th edn) 782/1: C.20.

chutney farmer (n.)

a male homosexual.

1997

Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: chutney farmer euph. A man who rears chocolate starfish (qv); botter (qv).

chutney ferret (n.)

1. the penis.

2004

2. (UK juv., also ferret) a male homosexual, a sodomite.

1988		J. McDonald Dict. of Obscenity etc. 151: Turd burglar [...] Less explicit examples are chocolate bandit and chutney ferret.
1997		M. Walters Echo 163: They warned me off you and Lawrence because they reckoned you were a couple of chutney ferrets after my arse.
2001		OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 chutney ferret n. homosexual, used as a term of insult. [Ibid.] ferret n. a homosexual.
2001		D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 42/1: chutney ferret n. a homosexual.
2003		N. Griffiths Stump 210: Pairer fuckin puffs holdin hands in public [...] Couplea fuckin homs. — Yeh. Chutney ferrets.