1. (orig. US) energy, spirit; thus jizzless adj., apathetic.
|Spirit of the Times 29 Oct. 409: His horse was knocked up – ‘the gism’ and the starch was effectually taken out of him.|
|Miss Gilbert’s Career (1870) 239: Oh, she’s just full of jasm! [sic].|
|Dict. Americanisms (4th edn) 245: Gism. Spirit. ‘I knock’ all the gism out of him.’.|
|Americanisms 265/1: gism. – A synonym for energy, spirit. Probably from Dutch geest.|
|I Can Get It For You Wholesale 289: Put a little jism into it, will you?|
|Da (1981) Act II: You? You’re jizzless.|
|Public Burning (1979) 649: It’s great for stirrin’ up the jism when you’re nation-breedin’.|
|Straw Boss (1979) 317: You have done a bangup job of bringing back the balls and gisum to the DWU.|
|Secret World of the Irish Male (1995) 83: Most Dubliners are great company, full of jizz and strange mischief.|
2. (orig. US) semen.
|‘Socratic Love’ in Stag Party 192: His ponderous cods — a sight for Gods! were both surcharged with gism .|
|Sl. of Venery I 119: Gysum – The semen.|
|in Limerick (1953) 235: There were two young men of Cawnpore / Who buggered and fucked the same whore. / But the partition split / And the gism and shit / Rolled out in great lumps on the floor.|
|Anecdota Americana II 97: G stands for Gism, / The grandest of goos.|
|World I Never Made 124: White stuff called jism comes out.|
|in Limerick (1953) 161: He loved to eat jizz, / Both others’ and his, / When served in a hot soup-tureen.|
|Roofs of Paris (1983) 17: Jism gushes out of my dong as freely as water out of a hose.|
|Naked Lunch (1968) 111: She drinks his jissom, which fills her mouth in great hot spurts. [Ibid.] 133: Your jism just floats out into the air like lovely ectoplasm.|
|in Erotic Muse (1992) 163: Down in cunt valley where gizzum does flow, / The cocksuckers work for a nickel a blow.|
|Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 213: J is for jism, sticky like cream, / spots up the sheets when dreamin’ sweet dreams.|
|San Diego Sailor 23: I wanted to see the gism coming out of that big head.|
|Blue Movie (1974) 155: As the great S.K. Krassman would say, ‘Stroke it awhile and see if we get any jissem’.|
|Underground Dict. (1972) 112: jissom [...] 1. Sperm. 2. Semen.|
|(con. 1940s) Tattoo (1977) 25: Barney’s cock like a whole bologna [...] flecking raindrops of jiss.|
|(con. 1960s) Wanderers 90: You get gizzem on my bed I’m gonna make you eat it with a spoon.|
|Stories (1985) 48: I got jism on the Bible.|
|Ladies’ Man (1985) 35: Her face covered in jizz.|
|Liberty Tree 65: A snail’s jism / crossing the floor / of a clagged cell.‘Trine’ in|
|It (1987) 313: Most kids called it come, Boogers said, but his big brother had told him that the really scientific word for it was jizzum.|
|Good Words 67: Gism [...] gyssum, gyss, jiss, jissim.|
|Incest Schoolgirls [Internet] His cock shot loads of cream, big splats of cum, high in the air...huge gobs of jizz splashed out, then came splattering down on his belly.|
|Burning Desires 301: Buried within this safe-sex debate was a schism about jism.|
|Green River Rising 71: Too much beaner jissom swillin’ round your guts.|
|Therapy (1996) 94: I managed to produce a spurt of jism.|
|Stormy Weather 213: You heard about the sheep jizz.|
|(con. 1970s) King Suckerman (1998) 85: Looking at the jiz shot trail down good-time Donna’s leg.|
|Vatican Bloodbath 80: I’m a goddam fucken cocksucking, shit stabbing, jism-gobbling hard-core homofuckensexual.|
|Skinny Dip 91: The dirty fortunes [...] would evaporate faster than jizz on a griddle.|
|Twitter 5 July [Internet] You incompetent, lying, moon-faced, jizz-gargling fuckmuppet.|
3. (US, mainly Southern) gravy.
|Mules and Men (1995) 143: You full of dat ole jism blood. Fat covered yo’ heart. Youse skeered to bet.|
|Amer. Thes. Sl.|
4. (US) an ejaculation, lit. and fig. an emission.
|Everybody Smokes in Hell 26: The fender clipped a light pole. Metal ground metal and threw up a jizz of sparks.|
5. (US prison) power, influence.
|Oz ser. 1 ep. 8 [TV script] You’re going to have to take Beecher out, or you’re not going to have any jizz in Em City.‘A Game of Checkers’|
1. a contraceptive sheath.
|Dreamcatcher 163: Scattered across the dusty floor are a number of deflated white tadpoles that Henry recognizes as jizzbags.|
2. (also jizzball) a general term of abuse, also as a term of address; also attrib.
|Native Tongue 251: And you’re telling me he’s really a two-bit jizz-bag on the run from the mob?|
|Strip Tease 63: Who is this jizzbag judge?|
|Final Appeal Ch. 1 [Internet] ‘I have a case being argued’. ‘So do I, jizzbag,’ Artie says, flipping the page.|
|Oz ser. 1 ep. 4 [TV script] Fucking dago jizzbag!‘Capital P’|
|Oz ser. 2 ep. 6 [TV script] Eat me, jizzball!‘Strange Bedfellows’|
|Oz ser. 4 ep. 2 [TV script] A jizzball who murdered his family.‘Obituaries’|
|Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: jizzbags n. The scrotum; John Wayne’s hairy saddlebags.|
(US) an insult (the implication is that the semen has been ejaculated during man-to-man fellatio) .
|Lives Laid Away [ebook] ‘How’s it goin’, jizzface?’.|
a handkerchief or similar piece of material into which one masturbates.
|Cryptonomicon 451: ‘Could you reach that jiz rag?’ Shaftoe says, eyeing a neatly folded United States Marine Corps handkerchief.|
|Everything2.com 20 Jul. [Internet] jizz rag a jizz rag can be an old t-shirt, a new t-shirt, a sock, a pair of underwear, a towel, etc. the important thing is that a true jizz rag is used to mop up more than once. it is often never cleaned.|
|‘Rude Store’ Rudetalk.com [Internet] new the embroidered purple JIZ RAG to go with your rudetalk issue cum rag. essential ! $3.|
|Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 88: I thought you were going to [...] use his Ralph as a jizz rag.|
(US) the penis.
|review of Man Academy 2 at www.gayvideodad.com 24 Apr. [Internet] Fox tests Devlin’s versatility in a little flip-flop action before all pop their jizz rockets.|
(2010s) general term of abuse, underpinned by idea of talking nonsense.
|Twitter 24 June [Internet] Scotland voted remain you incompressible jizztrumpet .|
|Twitter 30 June [Internet] Michael Gove is a half lizard half slowly deflating balloon who current works as a professional jizztrumpet for the conservative party.|
|Get Your Cock Out 36: He spasmed almost immediately, great wads of jizzwater surging up the maddened girl.|
(US) to be impressed.
|Geek Love 317: My, my. Won’t they just lick my jizz today?|