jism n.
1. (orig. US) energy, spirit; thus jizzless adj., apathetic.
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | Spirit of the Times 29 Oct. 409: His horse was knocked up – ‘the gism’ and the starch was effectually taken out of him. | |
| Miss Gilbert’s Career (1870) 239: Oh, she’s just full of jasm! [sic]. | |
| Dict. Americanisms (4th edn) 245: Gism. Spirit. ‘I knock’ all the gism out of him.’. | |
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | Americanisms 265/1: gism. – A synonym for energy, spirit. Probably from Dutch geest. | |
| I Can Get It For You Wholesale 289: Put a little jism into it, will you? | |
| Cat Man 225: Brownie shriveled the townies. He let them have the benefit of his advice. ‘You half-asses are getting out of here if I have to goose the jizz out of every one of you’. | |
![[Ire]](/static/img/flags/ire.png "Ireland") | Da (1981) Act II: You? You’re jizzless. | |
| Public Burning (1979) 649: It’s great for stirrin’ up the jism when you’re nation-breedin’. | |
| Straw Boss (1979) 317: You have done a bangup job of bringing back the balls and gisum to the DWU. | |
| Secret World of the Irish Male (1995) 83: Most Dubliners are great company, full of jizz and strange mischief. |
2. (orig. US) semen, thus attrib.
| ‘Socratic Love’ in Stag Party 192: His ponderous cods — a sight for Gods! were both surcharged with gism . | |
| Sl. of Venery I 119: Gysum – The semen. | |
| in Limerick (1953) 235: There were two young men of Cawnpore / Who buggered and fucked the same whore. / But the partition split / And the gism and shit / Rolled out in great lumps on the floor. | |
| Anecdota Americana II 97: G stands for Gism, / The grandest of goos. | |
| World I Never Made 124: White stuff called jism comes out. | |
| in Limerick (1953) 161: He loved to eat jizz, / Both others’ and his, / When served in a hot soup-tureen. | |
| Roofs of Paris (1983) 17: Jism gushes out of my dong as freely as water out of a hose. | |
| Naked Lunch (1968) 111: She drinks his jissom, which fills her mouth in great hot spurts. [Ibid.] 133: Your jism just floats out into the air like lovely ectoplasm. | |
| in Erotic Muse (1992) 163: Down in cunt valley where gizzum does flow, / The cocksuckers work for a nickel a blow. | |
| Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 213: J is for jism, sticky like cream, / spots up the sheets when dreamin’ sweet dreams. | |
| San Diego Sailor 23: I wanted to see the gism coming out of that big head. | |
| Blue Movie (1974) 155: As the great S.K. Krassman would say, ‘Stroke it awhile and see if we get any jissem’. | |
| Underground Dict. (1972) 112: jissom [...] 1. Sperm. 2. Semen. | |
| (con. 1940s) Tattoo (1977) 25: Barney’s cock like a whole bologna [...] flecking raindrops of jiss. | |
| (con. 1960s) Wanderers 91: You get gizzem on my bed I’m gonna make you eat it with a spoon. | |
| Stories (1985) 48: I got jism on the Bible. | |
| Ladies’ Man (1985) 35: Her face covered in jizz. | |
| ‘Trine’ in Liberty Tree 65: A snail’s jism / crossing the floor / of a clagged cell. | |
![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia") | Dict. Aus. Swearing & Sex Sayings 73: JISM — Male semen, this relatively trendy term is used mainly in stick books or erotic magazines. | |
| It (1987) 313: Most kids called it come, Boogers said, but his big brother had told him that the really scientific word for it was jizzum. | |
| Good Words 67: Gism [...] gyssum, gyss, jiss, jissim. | |
| Incest Schoolgirls 🌐 His cock shot loads of cream, big splats of cum, high in the air...huge gobs of jizz splashed out, then came splattering down on his belly. | |
| Burning Desires 301: Buried within this safe-sex debate was a schism about jism. | |
| Green River Rising 71: Too much beaner jissom swillin’ round your guts. | |
| Therapy (1996) 94: I managed to produce a spurt of jism. | |
| Stormy Weather 213: You heard about the sheep jizz. | |
| (con. 1970s) King Suckerman (1998) 85: Looking at the jiz shot trail down good-time Donna’s leg. | |
| Vatican Bloodbath 80: I’m a goddam fucken cocksucking, shit stabbing, jism-gobbling hard-core homofuckensexual. | |
| Skinny Dip 91: The dirty fortunes [...] would evaporate faster than jizz on a griddle. | |
 | Twitter 5 July 🌐 You incompetent, lying, moon-faced, jizz-gargling fuckmuppet. | |
| Widespread Panic 304: His jizz secreted his blood type. | |
| (con. 1962) Enchanters 21: Dried jizz crusts. Some perv spritzed all four pix. | |
| Empty Wigs (t/s) 339: I dismissed the idea of biting hard because it might land me further up jissom creek. |
3. (US, mainly Southern) gravy.
| Mules and Men (1995) 143: You full of dat ole jism blood. Fat covered yo’ heart. Youse skeered to bet. | |
| Amer. Thes. Sl. |
4. (US) an ejaculation, lit. and fig. an emission.
| Everybody Smokes in Hell 26: The fender clipped a light pole. Metal ground metal and threw up a jizz of sparks. |
5. (US prison) power, influence.
| ‘A Game of Checkers’ Oz ser. 1 ep. 8 [TV script] You’re going to have to take Beecher out, or you’re not going to have any jizz in Em City. |
In compounds
1. a contraceptive sheath.
| Dreamcatcher 163: Scattered across the dusty floor are a number of deflated white tadpoles that Henry recognizes as jizzbags. |
2. (also jizzball) a general term of abuse, also as a term of address; also attrib.
| Native Tongue 251: And you’re telling me he’s really a two-bit jizz-bag on the run from the mob? | |
| Strip Tease 63: Who is this jizzbag judge? | |
| Final Appeal Ch. 1 🌐 ‘I have a case being argued’. ‘So do I, jizzbag,’ Artie says, flipping the page. | |
| ‘Capital P’ Oz ser. 1 ep. 4 [TV script] Fucking dago jizzbag! | |
| ‘Strange Bedfellows’ Oz ser. 2 ep. 6 [TV script] Eat me, jizzball! | |
| ‘Obituaries’ Oz ser. 4 ep. 2 [TV script] A jizzball who murdered his family. |
the testicles.
| Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: jizzbags n. The scrotum; John Wayne’s hairy saddlebags. |
(US) an insult (the implication is that the semen has been ejaculated during man-to-man fellatio) .
| Lives Laid Away [ebook] ‘How’s it goin’, jizzface?’. |
a handkerchief or similar piece of material into which one masturbates.
| Cryptonomicon 451: ‘Could you reach that jiz rag?’ Shaftoe says, eyeing a neatly folded United States Marine Corps handkerchief. | |
| Everything2.com 20 Jul. 🌐 jizz rag a jizz rag can be an old t-shirt, a new t-shirt, a sock, a pair of underwear, a towel, etc. the important thing is that a true jizz rag is used to mop up more than once. it is often never cleaned. | |
| ‘Rude Store’ Rudetalk.com 🌐 new the embroidered purple JIZ RAG to go with your rudetalk issue cum rag. essential ! $3. | |
| Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 88: I thought you were going to [...] use his Ralph as a jizz rag. |
(US) the penis.
| review of Man Academy 2 at www.gayvideodad.com 24 Apr. 🌐 Fox tests Devlin’s versatility in a little flip-flop action before all pop their jizz rockets. |
(2010s) general term of abuse, underpinned by idea of talking nonsense.
| Twitter 24 June 🌐 Scotland voted remain you incompressible jizztrumpet . | |
| Twitter 30 June 🌐 Michael Gove is a half lizard half slowly deflating balloon who current works as a professional jizztrumpet for the conservative party. |
semen.
| Get Your Cock Out 36: He spasmed almost immediately, great wads of jizzwater surging up the maddened girl. |
In phrases
(US) to be impressed.
![[NZ]](/static/img/flags/nz.png "New Zealand") | Geek Love 317: My, my. Won’t they just lick my jizz today? |