front door n.
the female genitals.
Life in Boston & N.Y. (Boston, MA) 28 June n.p.: The sensation produced by Holmes knocking at her front door, will be liable to reveal some little responsibility in [...] nine months. | ||
Sl. and Its Analogues. | ||
🎵 If you go to the butcher to get your sausage grind, / If he can’t get it in the front door / He don’t want it behind. | ‘Let Your Money Talk’||
Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 183: Examples here include [...] front door. | ||
Portable Promised Land (ms.) 62: I’d never heard ’tain’t used to refer to female anatomy — not the front door or the back door but a mysteriously alluring, unclassifiable, scary region between a woman’s legs. |
In compounds
(US) in the context of adultery, the husband, the regular male partner.
Tattoo of a Naked Lady 207: Times like this, a bastard in my position can’t help but thinking about the front-door man. If I can kick his ass, I’ll do his woman. |
the female pubic hair.
Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 183: Front doormat = pubic hair – ‘because they always say Welcome’. |
In phrases
to have sexual intercourse.
Sl. and Its Analogues. | ||
Roger’s Profanisaurus 3 in Viz 98 Oct. 15: futteringv. A trip to Hairyfordshire. A bout of front door work. |