Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. wrecked.

1965		Lancaster New Era (PA) 12 Oct. 12/6: Teen-Age Vocabulary — What happens when you have a ‘total’? To ‘have a total’ means you are in an auto-crash and your car is ‘totaled’ — completely demolished.
1977		(con. 1969) M. Herr Dispatches 36: He’d fed all his cameras to the war again, they were either in the shop or totaled.
1985		J. Wambaugh Secrets of Harry Bright (1986) 33: O. A. Jones began pulling himself out of his totaled patrol unit.
1996		P. Cornwell Cause of Death (1997) 222: ‘For me it’s totaled,’ I said. ‘For someone else, it’s as good as new.’.
2000		Guardian Space 22 June 22: A totalled Metro.
2023		D. Whish-Wilson I Am Already Dead 193: [A] sideline in fixing up totalled cars and selling them on.

2. (also totalled out) drunk or drugged.

1966		Current Sl. I:1 4/2: Totalled out Intoxicated.
1967–8		Baker et al. CUSS 212: Totalled Drunk and passed out.
1972		D. Jenkins Semi-Tough 199: I really do feel badly about being so shit-faced the other night. I was totaled, believe me.
1986		Eble Campus Sl. Nov.
1998		G. Burn Happy Like Murderers 72: In any case she was pretty near totalled [...] very drunk.
2004		P. Howard PS, I Scored the Bridesmaids 203: He got totalled on Jim Beam.

3. physically or emotionally exhausted.

1966		Current Sl. I:3 8/1: Totalled, adj. Mentally upset.
1979		G. Swarthout Skeletons 98: At this point I’m too totalled to hate anyone.
1996		J. Cameron It Was An Accident 90: Totalled by now, cream crackered head to toe, I stared, snoozed, nodded off.

4. of a person, absolutely destroyed, defeated.

2000		P. Howard Miseducation of Ross O’Carroll-Kelly (2004) 45: [of a rival rugby team] Gonzaga, you are totalled. You are totally focking totalled!
2005		P. Howard Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightdress 29: You’re totalled. And we’re talking totally totalled here.