book n.
1. a pocket book, a wallet.
London Guide 33: A more daring hustle is, where a person being run against violently, as if by accident, and his arms kept down forcibly, while the accomplice [...] draws either his watch, money or book . |
2. in lit. use.
(a) a magazine, a periodical; mainly illiterate use (book, a publication, e.g. 'front/back of the book’, is journalistic j.).
Man o’ War’s Man (1843) xi: This here clever book [i.e. Blackwood’s Mag.] is read all over the British King’s dominions. | ||
Mad mag. June 20: He digs your book [i.e. Mad] too. | ||
Burn, Killer, Burn! 95: I just swiped [...] some o’ dem ol’ friggin’ books outta my ol’ man’s dresser. | ||
🎵 Eric gave me a magazine to read on the airplane; it was one of his favourite books. | ‘Lonely Person Devices’||
🎵 ‘Hold on sonny,’ said a voice at my side. ‘I think you’ve taken one of my books’. | ‘Razzle in my Pocket’||
Apples (2023) 8: I found the magazine called Razzle [...] Later on in the book, she was naked. |
(b) (US black pimp) a supply of names and addresses of clients, e.g. of a prostitute.
Panic in Needle Park (1971) 76: She used to go out on dates, like from her books — she had whole filing drawers full of books and index cards on all her dates, you know, even with what they talked about on the last date, so when she saw the guy again, no matter how long it had been, she could bring up the same subject and ask him about it. | ||
Farm (1968) 246: She brought a book in with her and wants to lay it on me. It looks very respectable, Daddy, with very good names in Frisco. | ||
Underground Dict. (1972) 38: book. Telephone book kept by a prostitute, consisting of phone numbers, addresses and descriptions of clients. It is sold for very high sums of money when a prostitute leaves the business or changes her location. |
3. in betting, i.e. the ‘book’ where wagers are entered.
(a) a bet.
Henrietta Temple 260: Am I to be branded because I have made half a million by a good book. | ||
Lewis Arundel 476: He has backed the Dodona colt for the Derby, and has got a heavier book on the race than he likes. | ||
Bell’s Life in Sydney 1 Aug. 2/3: The really knowing man is one who ‘bets round,’ in other words, ‘makes a book’ on the race. | ||
Dict. of Modern Sl. etc. (2nd edn) 101: ‘Making a book upon it,’ common phrase to denote the general arrangement of a person’s bets on a race. | ||
(con. 1840s–50s) London Labour and London Poor III 358/2: Some ‘make a book,’ risking from two or three half-crowns [...] and sometimes more than they can pay. | ||
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High Spirits II 109: He had a knowledge, too, of practical mathematics, which enabled him to make a book upon every great racing event of the year. | ‘A Change of Views’ in||
Bulletin (Sydney) 25 Apr. 10/3: So cunningly did one of these metallicians tot up his little book on the recent Sydney Cup that he stood to lose £25 no matter which horse won. | ||
Sporting Times 1 Mar. 1/4: ‘Women want comfort.’ Oh, indeed. Since when? Give her choice between a ton of coal and a pair of four-inch heeled Louis XIV shoes — we’ll make a book on it! | ||
Sun. Times (Perth) 6 Nov. 6 Nov. 4/6: He was a gentleman of the welsher species, and after making a fairly heavy book [...] did a bunk on Cup night. | ||
Actors’ Boarding House (1906) 17: Here is where we make a book. | ||
Inimitable Jeeves 167: ‘Good Lord! What, making a book on it?’ ‘I understand he is accepting wagers from those in his immediate circle, sir’. | ||
Pulp Fiction (2006) 4: Lonnie makes a book. | ‘One, Two, Three’ in Penzler||
Deadly Streets (1983) 73: He was the collector for a horse book. | ‘The Man with the Golden Tongue’ in||
Bounty of Texas (1990) 198: book, n. – a wager. | ‘Catheads [...] and Cho-Cho Sticks’ in Abernethy||
Villain’s Tale 7: ‘Well, maybe they don’t want me very much, Jack’ the second man said. [...] ‘I wouldn’t fancy making a book on it, Dave,’ Lynn said. |
(b) a bookmaker’s business; usu. in phr. make a book.
(con. 1840s–50s) London Labour and London Poor I 265/2: Some act also as touters or touts [...] These men, I am assured, usually ‘make a book’ (a record and calculation of their bets) with grooms, or such gentlemen’s servants, as will bet with them, and sometimes with one another. | ||
Bulletin (Sydney) 18 Sept. 9/2: The assembled ‘books’ outside Tattersall’s gazed with ‘lack-lustre eye’ upon the coming meteorological change. | ||
Sporting Times 19 Apr. 6/1: Didn’t know how to bet, so gave him address of dear old Breeze, who was keeping my own book. | ||
Barkeep Stories 91: ‘Wot was dey layin’ again Chicago?’ ‘Dey don’t make no book on dem ball games’. | ||
Bulletin Reciter 1880–1901 3: We brought up Ikey Gizzard (’im they call the Golden Dook) / And several other chaps as makes a ready-money book. | ||
Sporting Times 28 May 1/3: I took over his book and his clients two days ere that Derby was fought, / And all unsettled bets must be settled, say I, for the good of the sport! | ‘A Derby Bet’||
Good Companions 230: ‘I’d make a book, go in the ring.’ [...] ‘Be a bookie, eh?’. | ||
Runyon on Broadway (1954) 589: He calls himself the Flannagan Brokerage Company and makes the biggest football book in this country. | ‘Big Shoulders’ in||
A Man And His Wife (1944) 71: It’s a fact that Paddy ran a book. | ‘A Good Boy’ in||
Asphalt Jungle in Four Novels (1984) 132: My book beats him and beats him. | ||
On the Waterfront (1964) 37: ‘Jockey’ Brynes [...] ran a book that longshoremen were expected to patronize. | ||
Lowlife (2001) 6: An ambition to make a book. | ||
Yarns of Billy Borker 102: Eventually, he got a licence to make a book on the flat at Flemington racecourse. | ||
Bad (1995) 96: I started keeping book. | ||
Brown’s Requiem 71: I heard that Kupferman was a big time bookie, back in the 50’s. Was he running a book at the Utopia? | ||
(con. 1920s) Legs 146: It’s the only book in town that lays track odds on parlays. | ||
Eddie’s World 107: I’m putting my book up for sale [...] Fifty cents on the dollar. Same as the wiseguys pay. | ||
Shakedown 4: The guy upstairs ran book for Nicky. |
(c) attrib. use of sense b, pertaining to bookmaking.
Shame the Devil 132: Our people think the shooters were knocking off the place for book money. |
(d) (Aus./US) a bookmaker.
Bulletin (Sydney) 8 Jan. 5/1: Then comes a hoarse roar from the books. ‘Three to one you don’t name it.’. | ||
Bulletin (Sydney) 17 Jan. 13/4: ‘How about Student, though?’ asked the bushy. ‘Oh, you must pe kweek,’ snapped the ‘book’. | ||
Man from Snowy River (1902) 13: And we heard the ‘books’ calling the doubles — / A roar like the surf of the sea. | ‘Old Pardon, the Son of Reprieve’ in||
Sun. Times (Perth) 3 Jan. 2/5: This [...] sent backers home with a vivid recollection that they had returned to the ‘books,’ their first day’s winnings, plus interest. | ||
A. Mutt in Blackbeard Compilation (1977) 3: I wanta get this on before the books get wise. | ||
Sun. Times (Perth) 24 Dec. 2s/4: The turf would be dead / if they banished the Books! | ||
Smile A Minute 337: I bet you got the books all yellin’ for the cops! You clean up with dollar bets at six to five. | ||
Says ‘Bugs’ Baer 7 Sept. [synd. col.] As there were no pin boys around to set Miske up in the next alley, the books paid off on Jack [Dempsey]. | ||
Working Bullocks 295: It’ll be fixed which one of us is going to win. Depends on the books. | ||
Cobbers 96: Charles lay down his fork and said it was a skinner for the books. | ||
There Ain’t No Justice 94: Maybe the book’ll wear up to a fiver’s worth of my dough. | ||
On the Waterfront (1964) 112: Jockey Byrnes, the book for the mob. | ||
Great Aust. Gamble 45: The books had become suspicious, so we got three trusted friends and sent them into the ring with the money. | ||
Godfather 240: He would have to go crosstown to his ‘book’ to run the noontime action. | ||
Ringolevio 13: The books had promised a third of the take to whichever side won. | ||
Lairs, Urgers & Coat-Tuggers 164: Yair - and several rails books, including one of the Waterhouses, I think, were plucked for a motza. | ||
At End of Day (2001) 103: He will do the different thing than they all expected, and the sports books too. | ||
More You Bet 42: A ‘bookmaker’ [...] was, and is, sometimes abbreviated to just a ‘book’. |
4. (orig. US prison) a fig. book of punishments and/or broken rules.
(a) the maximum sentence for a given crime; usu. as the book.
‘9009’ (1909) 4: You’ll wish they’d handed you the book and you’d been hung. | ||
DN V 448: Give one the book, v. To give a convicted person the maximum penalty. | ||
Let Tomorrow Come 42: ‘What did they give you – the works, didn’t they?’ [...] ‘Yeah. The papers got that much straight. Yeah. Both barrels. The book.’. | ||
Und. Speaks 47/2: Got the book, received maximum sentence. | ||
Bulletin (Sydney) 26 Apr. 44: Dead set the best bake in history they give me and I got the book for a shit pot dud. |
(b) a one-year jail sentence.
AS IV:5 338: Book — One year in jail. | ‘Vocab. of Bums’ in||
Und. Speaks 11/1: Book, sentenced to jail for one year. | ||
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in Sweet Daddy 87: I’m lucky I got six months. Could of given me the book, a year. |
(c) a life sentence, usu. as the book; thus bookman, one serving a life sentence.
(con. 1915) | Behind Gray Walls 12: The Judge gave you the ‘book’ (meaning life term) didn’t he?||
Gangster Girl 72: He had a murder rap that sent him up for the book. | ||
Criminal Sl. (rev. edn) 30: bookman One serving a life sentence. | ||
DAUL 32/1: Book, the. 1. The full penalty of the law imposed by the Court or the order of the Parole Board. [Ibid.] 79/1: Get hit with the book. 1. To be sentenced to life imprisonment as an habitual criminal; to be sentenced to the maximum penalty provided by law. | et al.||
In For Life 69: Christ! The book, huh? That’s a lotta time. | ||
World’s Toughest Prison 791: book – A life sentence. | ||
Get Your Ass in the Water (1974) 77: You’re dealin’ hands with no good bands / and soon you’ll wind up with the book. |
(d) in non-criminal contexts, any form of severe punishment.
(con. 1943–5) To Hell and Back (1950) ‘I’ll report you,’ he screams. ‘You’ll get the book.’. |
(e) (N.Z. prison) a criminal record.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 26/2: book n. 1 a criminal record: 'He's got lots of time on the book'. |
5. the context of reading.
(a) (Irish) a class in primary school.
Down Cobbled Streets, A Liberties Childhood 17: And what book are you in now? |
(b) (US campus) an assiduous, hard worker.
CUSS. | et al.||
Campus Sl. Apr. 1: book – nerd: ‘He never leaves his room. He’s such a book, always studying.’. |
(c) (US campus) a study period.
Campus Sl. Mar. 1: book – a session of studying: I’ve got a book this weekend. |
6. (drugs) the shape.
(a) a small paper packet of a drug.
Who Live In Shadow (1960) 187: Paper – A very thin paper fold containing a small amount of a drug: also called book, card, deck. |
(b) (US drugs) 100 doses of LSD.
ONDCP Street Terms 4: Book — 100 dosage units of LSD. |
(c) (N.Z. prison) in pl., drugs.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 27/1: books n. pl. drugs. |
7. (Irish) a single parent’s allowance [? from the book in which payments are registered].
Irish Times 14 Nov. n.p.: She leaves the name of the father off the birth certificate, so she can go on the ‘book’ [BS]. |
In compounds
(US prison) a prisoner serving a life sentence.
(con. 1950-1960) Dict. Inmate Sl. (Walla Walla, WA) 15: Bookmaker – a lifer; one doing a life jolt. |
In phrases
(US Und.) of the police, to accuse a criminal, who may have been arrested on another charge, of various unsolved crimes.
Big Con 292: To clear the book. For the police to attempt to pin several unsolved crimes on a known criminal. |
(US Und.) to serve a life sentence.
Writer’s Monthly (US) Dec. 541: Doing the Book — Life imprisonment. | ||
AS VI:6 437: book, the, n. A life-time sentence. ‘He’s doing the book.’. | ‘Convicts’ Jargon’ in||
High Sierra in Four Novels (1984) 309: ‘I was doing the book, myself.’ ‘Life?’ ‘Yeah.’. | ||
In For Life 9: How it feels to ‘do the book’ in one. | ||
Prison Sl. 19: Doing the Book A life sentence. Can also mean a person was sentenced to the full extent of the law. (Archaic: bookful). |
(US Und.) to be imprisoned for the rest of one’s natural life.
Probert Encyc. 🌐 DO THE BOOK AND COVER Do the book and cover is American slang for to be imprisoned for the rest of one’s life. |
1. (N.Z. prison) to receive the maximum sentence for a given offence or face every variation of charge for a given crime.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 26/2: get the book to receive the maximum sentence for an offence; to receive an unexpectedly large sentence for an offence; or to receive all the charges available for a certain crime . |
2. (N.Z. prison, also do the book, get hit with the book, get the book chucked at you, ...thrown at you)) to get a life sentence.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 27/1: get the book thrown at you or get the book chucked at you or get hit with the book or do the book 1 to receive or to serve a life sentence. |
1. to wager (on), to gamble (on); also fig.
Artie (1963) 26: I’ll make book right here that you’re livin’ off o’ your mother or sister and payin’ no board. | ||
Fighting Blood 245: We make book on the first fight and lay two to one you don’t knock Christopher out. | ||
Gangland Stories Feb. 🌐 They’re making book that Bad News’ll find some show-off way of squaring things. | ‘Facing the Mob’ in||
Dan Turner – Hollywood Detective May 🌐 I’ll make book the bullet in the sallow mug’s ticker matches the rifling of this gat. | ‘Shakedown Sham’||
Harder They Fall (1971) 276: The busy little guys making last-minute book, eight to five on Toro, five to nine on Lennox. | ||
Vice Trap 128: He patterned that scam [...] off this Davidson’s job [...] I’ll make book on it. | ||
Sharky’s Machine 226: If I was making book on this question, I would give odds she didn’t know a thing about it. | ||
Chili 23: She [...] has a nice home and a nice husband with a nice job. I’d make book on it. | ||
(con. 1962) Enchanters 75: [Marilyn] Monroe might show. I’d make book on it. |
2. to conduct a surveillance on someone.
Amer. Madam (1981) 161: ‘Someone has put a watcher on me?’ ‘That’s right. There are detectives making book on you.’. |
3. to run a bookmaking operation.
Silver Eagle 90: He was making a small book then and Harworth came in to place a two dollar bet. | ||
Tucker’s People (1944) 222: He makes book up there and I run for him. | ||
Narrows 312: I don’t make book on crazy sons of bitches [...] If I did, I’d be out of business in twenty-four hours. | ||
Sharky’s Machine 245: He makes book in a fag bar out on Cheshire Bridge Road. | ||
(con. 1920s) Legs 161: The owner, a Greek guy, made book. | ||
Right As Rain 226: Usually, you see a guy hangin’ around with restaurant employees like that, it means he’s making book. |
1. on credit.
(con. 1930s) Muvver Tongue 18: To have things on credit [...] ‘On the book’, and in pubs ‘on the slate’. |
2. involved.
Layer Cake 91: That’s how Old Dewey and pricey got Geno on the book. |
3. (UK prison) being a category A (high-risk) prisoner.
Raiders 29: His every move would be recorded in his category A book [...] and this is why being category A is called ‘on the book’ by prisoners. |
(US) good for credit.
letter 18 Feb. in Tomlinson Rocky Mountain Sailor (1998) 42: A man can not draw all of the money that is due him each month, but must leave an amount equal to one month's pay ‘on the books’. | ||
Prison Sl. 15: On the Books Having money on account in your name. |
(N.Z. prison) to target someone for an assault or a killing.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 27/1: put (someone) in the book to make someone a target for a hit, to mark him for assault or death. |
(orig. US) to discipline heavily, to reprimand severely.
Enemy to Society 42: As soon as they finds you’ve got no political pull, the judges and all git very moral; throw the book at you and tell you to add up the sentences in it. | ||
Limehouse Nights 259: A stretch? Lorlummy, they fair shied the book at ’im. | ||
Prison Days and Nights 261: If he’s an ex-con they’ll throw the whole book at him and bury him for life. | ||
Und. Speaks n.p.: Hit with the book, a life sentence pronounced by the trial judge. | ||
Runyon on Broadway (1954) 409: The judge throws the book at him when he finally goes to bat. | ‘The Three Wise Guys’ in||
Never Come Morning (1988) 37: He’d wind up with some Dago judge throwing the book at him. | ||
Really the Blues 33: Bop, he hit us with the whole book. | ||
We Are the Public Enemies 11: A rural judge [...] threw the book at him – ten to 21 years. | ||
Criminal Sl. (rev. edn) 238: throw the book To be given a life sentence. | ||
DAUL 225/1: Toss the book at. 1. To sentence to life imprisonment; to impose the maximum penalty provided by law. | et al.||
Sweet Thursday (1955) 125: She threw the book at me. | ||
Playback 172: You’ll just have to throw the book at me. | ||
Web of the City (1983) 100: I ever see you in here again, I’m going to personally see that the book’s tossed at you. | ||
No Sunlight Singing (1966) 196: If you get caught throwin’ a leg over one o’ them they’ll hit you with the book. | ||
Baron’s Court All Change (2011) 45: [T]hey’ll sling the book at me this time. I’m already on two years’ probation. | ||
Chips with Everything II i: All the officers in charge of this camp have got their guns on you and they’re aiming to throw the book at you – the whole, heavy, scorching book. | ||
Mama Black Widow 173: You should be bright enough to know why he got the book thrown at him. | ||
Street Players 138: They would throw the book at him because they wanted him already. | ||
Day of the Dog 101: I’ll throw the book at you if you don’t start talking, Dougie, and I do so detest violence. | ||
Only Fools and Horses [TV script] I got nicked for fly-dumping a couple of months ago, I mean, they’re going to chuck the book at me this time. | ‘Healthy Competition’||
In La-La Land We Trust (1999) 17: Five’ll get you twenty they’ll drop the book on you. | ||
Grass Arena (1990) 153: Caught round here, they’d throw the book at me. | ||
Street Talk 2 98: The judge really threw the book at him! | ||
Consolation 218: ‘[I]t was his load and he was the driver. We’ll throw the book at him’. |
(orig. US) to abandon the usual rules and regulations.
DAUL 223/1: Throw the book away. 1. To conduct court proceedings without regard to due process of law [...] 2. To adhere to the letter rather than to the spirit of the law; to exercise undue severity in court proceedings. | et al.
(UK police/und.) of a police officer, to conduct a successful interrogation.
No Hiding Place! 192/2: Twisting the Book. Getting the better of a prisoner in interrogation. |
SE in slang uses
In compounds
(US teen) a hard worker (at school).
Yank (Far East edn) 24 Mar. 18/2–3: Some of today’s teen-agers – pleasantly not many – talk the strange new language of ‘sling swing.’ In the bright lexicon of the good citizens of tomorrow [...] A grind is a ‘book beater’. | ||
(con. early 1960s) | Walter Rodney’s Political Though 30: He recalls Rodney living on Block B Chancellor Hall [c. 1962] and described him as being ‘a serious book-beater’.
the vagina; usu. found in drinking toasts.
[ | Rape of the Bride v: If they [i.e. 'Ladies'] take in any Diversion in the Author’s Sheets, they’ll [...] give him a great deal of Pleasure. If there are any double Entendres in this Composition, their candour will interpret in the most favourable Construction]. | |
Gentleman’s Bottle-Companion 14: Let us now toast some female; the first my muse greets, / Is the Book-binder’s wife who well stitches in sheets. | ||
Honest Fellow 212: Toasts [...] The bookbinder’ wife. | ||
[ | Bacchanalian Mag. 98: Original and selected Toasts and Sentiments [...] The Linen Manufactory — Smock in one hand and yard in the other]. | |
‘Toasts’ in New Cockalorum Songster in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) II 30: The bookbinder’s wife; that stitches best in sheets. | ||
‘A Song of Sentiments’ in Fake Away Songster in Spedding & Watt (eds) Bawdy Songbooks (2011) III 280: Lads pour out libations from bottles and bowls, / [...] / The bookbinder’s wife manufacturing in sheets. | ||
[ | Peeping Tom (London) 27 105/1: Woman is a book, and often found / Much better in the sheets than when she’s bound!]. | |
Sl. and Its Analogues. |
(US Und.) a form of swindling whereby one offers an expensive book to the buyer, but actually hands over a cheap one, which has been substituted during the packing process.
N.Y. Times 28 Sept. 2: When picking pockets does not pay, they [i.e. street boys] try ‘book bluffing’, that is, they sell handsome books to strangers, and then wrap it up nicely in the operation, subsituting another cheap book; making sometimes several dollars with a few books. | ||
Water-Cure Jrnl June 134/1: Cotton picking, on the wharves; iron stealing, in dry docks; ‘smashing baggage,’ under pretense of carrying it; and ‘book bluffing’ a kind of a mock book-selling, are all means of livelihood for the dishonest poor boys of New York. | ||
Bismarck Wkly Trib. (ND) 29 Mar. 4/6: A bluffing book pedlar [...] is meeting with dippers of hot water from the woman he tries to compel to buy his wares. |
one who fails to return borrowed books.
Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms. additions n.p.: Book-Keeper one who never returns Borrowed Books. Out of ones Books. out of ones Favour. | ||
Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (3rd edn). | ||
Lex. Balatronicum. | ||
Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue. |
to plagiarize.
DSUE (8th edn) 116/2: ca. 1680–1730. |
(US) an obsessive reader, a bookworm.
Scribner’s Mthly 79/1: The Book Rat, as we got to calling him [...] was the scholar of our crew . | ||
Bravo Bill 4: This is an onhealthy locaility for book-rats, an’ boys! [HDAS]. |
(Aus. prison) a prisoner who is allowed day release for study purposes.
Aus. Prison Sl. Gloss. 🌐 Bookrunner. A prisoner on day release for educational purposes. Implies that a prisoner has found a legitimate way to ‘escape’. |
see under sharp n.1
see under smart adj.
(US Und.) a shoplifter who specializes in stealing rare books.
Parole Chief 260: Woolworms specialize in woolens, bookworms steal expensive volumes. |
the vagina.
Laughing Mercury 12-20 Oct. 220: A Widow had two or three Daughters that lack’d clasping for their two-leav’d books, one of them having her Book lying open. |
In phrases
utterly mistaken.
Parœmiologia 32: He is quite beside the book; mightily mistaken. |
(N.Z. prison) a chequebook.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 27/1: book of fairy tales n. a fraudster’s chequebook. |
(US black) a dictionary.
Orig. Hbk of Harlem Jive 72: They hope that some day, the cats who lay that larcency in the book of many pages (dictionary) will [...] substitute the phrase ‘twister to the slammer,’ for the word ‘key’. |
(US) whatever is available, whatever is known.
On The Road (1972) 141: That night Marylou took everything in the books: she took tea, goofballs, benny, liquor, and even asked Old Bull for a shot of M. | ||
Nuncle 49: They’ll soak me for defamation of character and everything else in the book. |
(UK prison) to become religious.
Lag’s Lex. 95: ‘He’s got the Book’ [...] (a) he has ‘got’ religion. | ||
Lowspeak. |
(N.Z. und.) to fabricate a statement to the police.
Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 27/1: give (one) a book of fairy tales to present a totally fabricated statement to the police in order to deflect their suspicion. |
out of favour.
Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (3rd edn). | ||
Lex. Balatronicum. |
(Aus.) exceptional, well above average.
(con. 1930s) Lawd Today 154: She wasn’t so awfully good-looking, but she had a shape that was out of the books, and that’s the truth, so help me! |
(US) in good health or spirits.
Portage Sentinel (Ravenna, OH) 7 Jan. 1/1: ‘How air you, Jed?’ says he. ‘Oh, right as a book,’ says I. |