Green’s Dictionary of Slang

pig’s whisper n.

also pig’s whisker
[note SE cockstride, a very short space of time; lit. ‘the length of a cock’s pace’]

1. a nearly inaudible whisper, a grunt.

[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc. 135: ‘Pig’s whisper;’ is briefness itself, ’tis a grunt. What would you have of a pig but a grunt?
[UK]Navy at Home I 43: [They] began to scrutinise the newcomer, whose ‘rig,’ as they termed it, in a sort of ‘pig’s whisper,’ was a ‘rum one’.
[Ire]Drogheda Conservative Jrnl 9 Feb. 4/2: Sis I, to the Squire in a pig’s whisper — ‘but I’m fairly done over, you must excuse me Squire, jewel, for goin’ off’.
[Ire]Wexford Conservative 1 Nov. 1/5: Anyone that speaks of repeal in a tone above a pig’s whisper is no friend of Ireland.
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open.
[US]Wheeling Dly Intelligencer (VA) 18 Jan. 2/1: A myriad of hungry tigers and scared dogs would have been nowhere beside it than a ‘pig’s whisper’ to the storming of Sebastopol.
[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc.
[UK]Sl. Dict.
Dly Cairo Bulletin (IL) 21 Mar. 2/3: ‘I tuk good care av him miss,’ observed that worthy, in a tone known as a pig’s whisper.

2. a very short space of time.

[UK]Rambler’s Mag. 1 Mar. 132: ‘I’ll kick the bucket in a pig’s whispher’ [sic].
[UK]‘Alfred Crowquill’ Seymour’s Humourous Sketches (1866) 52: Let me have a slap at ’em [i.e. game birds] for you, and see if I don’t finish some on ’em in the twinkling of a pig's visper.
[UK] Cambridge Examination Paper in C.S. Calverley Works (1901) 118: ‘Pig’s whisper’ is slang for a very brief space of time. [...] the Americans have ‘pig’s whistle’ with the same meaning.
[UK]G.A. Sala Twice Round the Clock 120: An operation [i.e. accepting a bill] in comparison to the celerity of which a pig’s whisper is an age.
[UK]Hotten Dict. of Modern Sl. etc. (2nd edn) 190: Pig’s whisper [...] also a short space of time, synonymous with COCKSTRIDE, i.e., cock’s tread.
[UK]Sl. Dict.
[Ire]Share Slanguage.

In phrases

in a pig’s whisper (adv.)

very quickly, immediately.

[Ire]J. O’Keeffe Tony Lumpkin in Town (1780) 9: I’ll be with them in a pig’s whisper.
[UK]‘An Amateur’ Real Life in London I 189: The lad nibbled the bait, and was off in a pig’s whisper.
[Ire]‘A Real Paddy’ Real Life in Ireland 160: Brian proposed a water excursion, and in a pig’s whisper they were comfortably situated in the Ringsend Barge.
[UK] Dickens Pickwick Papers (1999) 423: You’ll find yourself in bed, in something less than a pig’s whisper.
[UK]R. Nicholson Cockney Adventures 6 Jan. 76: In that remarkably short space of time denominated in vulgar parlance a pig’s whisper, did the genus homo assembled collect themselves in a circular form.
[UK]Besant & Rice By Celia’s Arbour III 189: Lor! put a chap as that before Ben Caunt, and where’d he be in a pig’s whisper?
[Aus]G. Boothby On the Wallaby 232: I’ll raise you out of this ’ere shanty in a pig’s whisper! You take it from me!
[US]Bourbon News (Paris, KY) 11 Jan. n.p.: Landlord, fill two pints, an’ thenI’ll be off in a pig’s whisper.
[UK]Marvel 1 Dec. 532: Begorra! I’ll find out, in something less than a pig’s whisper.
[US]Wash. Stanadrd (Olympia, WA) 21 May 7/3: I’ll be down in a pig’s whisper.
[Aus]N. Lindsay Cautious Amorist 163: He’ll be between this and a pig’s whisper if you ask my opinion.
[UK]G. Kersh Fowlers End (2001) 138: If you are not careful I will inform the Ministry of Health—I am a personal friend—and they will close you down in a pig’s whisper.
[UK]P. Fordham Inside the Und. 43: We’ll have this little lot in a pig’s whisper.