whatsits n.
1. (also wotsit) the male genitals.
Eight Bells & Top Masts (2001) 66: If the Mate heard me say that he’d take a knife to my wotsits. | diary 20 Feb. in||
Long and the Short and the Tall Act I: Couple of banana leaves round my old whatsits. | ||
Who’s Been Sleeping in my Bed 37: It’s the crabs. I can feel them already, crawlin’ around, all over me whatsits. | ||
Lockie Leonard, Legend (1998) 66: He sure as hell never had to go to Emergency to get his whatsit cut out of a zipper like Egg. | ||
Falls 420: You might get a shag, but two-to-one you wake up with your old wotsit sliced off and lying beside you. |
2. the menstrual period.
Mr Love and Justice (1964) 26: I’ve been having my whatsits this last week. |