tadger n.
the penis; also attrib.
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![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | ‘Meaning of Life’ 🎵 It’s swell to have a Stiffy, / it’s divine to have a Dick, / from the tinyest little Tadger, / to the world’s greatest Prick. | |
![[Scot]](/static/img/flags/sco.png "Scotland") | Strip Jack 153: Sheena, hen, get on to tadger-breath in Liverpool and tell him tomorrow morning definite. | |
| Black Book (2000) 115: I opened my eyes and saw these two nurses washing my tadger. | |
| Observer 27 Dec. 32: So you showed your todger to a cop. | |
 | www.doggers.co.uk 🌐 Do not start wanking straight away it could be the police then you will be down the nick for showing your togger to a police lady. | |
| Hard Man 195: Here she was thinking about Tony’s tadger and Joanne’s boobs. | |
| Crooked Little Vein 197: By tasting the cadaver’s todger, I could tell [...] that the woman used an extremely strong spermicide. | |
| Life 256: Anyway she had no fun with the tiny todger. | |
| (con. 1980s) Skagboys 91: Right, fair enough, but when’s the fuckin tadger comin along? | |
| Spectator 4 Oct. 12/2: If you thought the selfie was the ultimate expression of an infantilised narcissistic society — well, here’s the clunge-selfie, the todger-selfie. |
In compounds
1. a nun.
| Hollow Be Thy Name [ebook] The todger dodger on reception was probably trying to build up the courage to interact with a member of the outside world. |
2. a lesbian; a frigid female.
| Opposite Bastard 223: [T]hat frigid little todger-dodger [...] typical edge-of the bed virgin [...] Any bloody excuse to keep your wankshaft out of her furburger’. | |
| Killing God [ebook] ‘[T]hat weird girl from school who never spoke to anyone –’ ‘The fat todger-dodger with no friends?’ Mel smiles. | |
| Lovers leap 48: ‘Happy birthday, sausage jockey’ [...] All right, todger dodger’. | |
| Empty Wigs (t/s) 138: Mavis Bailhache – a todger-dodger if ever there was one. |