Green’s Dictionary of Slang

carve-up n.

[carve up v.]

1. a riotous time.

[UK]M. Harrison All the Trees were Green 264: What a carve up; what a carve up [...] Oh, dear ... were we tight?

2. any situation in which one feels oneself unfairly deprived of a desired aim or object.

[UK]M. Harrison Spring in Tartarus 27: The de Launes hadn’t a tosser between them. Oh my Lord, what a carve up!
[UK]J. Curtis Gilt Kid 92: There would probably be a carve-up at the end when it came to sharing out the dough. Scaley was certainly the sort of man to stick to more than his fair share.
[UK]W. Hall Long and the Short and the Tall Act I: You know what Blighty is these days, do you? It’s a carve up, son. A rotten carve up.
[film title] What a Carve-Up!
[UK]‘P.B. Yuill’ Hazell Plays Solomon (1976) 113: It had been a carve-up from the start. She wasn’t going to swop over the kids, she was going to [...] leave the Abreys to stew.

3. a knife or razor-slashing.

[UK]J. Curtis Gilt Kid 200: A carve-up could be settled very easily. Nobody misses an old man when he’s on the ribs.
[UK]F. Norman Fings II i: Knives an’ all / Some carve up! / Wot a ball – / This carve-up!
[UK]R. Cook Crust on its Uppers 42: Proper carve-up and won’t be out of the hospital for weeks.

4. a war.

[UK]M. Harrison Reported Safe Arrival 53: I been in the Boer War (lad’s service) and the lars’ carve-up.

5. (UK Und.) a share-out of loot, profits, etc.

[UK]V. Davis Phenomena in Crime 105: A ponce’s quarrel over a carve-up.
[UK]J. Curtis Look Long Upon a Monkey 50: What a stroke! There’s a carve-up, if you like! What chance the bleedun public stand?
[Aus] ‘Whisper All Aussie Dict.’ in Kings Cross Whisper (Sydney) xxxiii 4/3: chop: Share of loot, see also corner. How many in the ‘chop-up’, also ‘carve up, whack up’.
[UK]P. Fordham Inside the Und. 36: Too many for the carve-up anyway.
[Aus]R. Aven-Bray Ridgey-Didge Oz Jack Lang 7: Inflation, luv, the overheads are bloody enormous. Everyone wants to be in the carve up.
[UK]J.J. Connolly Layer Cake 85: The government will be told the terms and conditions of the carve-up by their paymasters, the money men.
[UK]N. ‘Razor’ Smith Raiders 310: After the carve-up he and Smasher should go their separate ways and lie low .
[UK]J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 13: The Caribbean [is] the most unequal carve-up in the history of the world.

6. an upset, a fuss.

[UK]F. Durbridge A Time of Day (1989) 157: Got four of me own. Proper carve-up when they go to the dentist.

7. an error, mistake.

[UK]A. Buckeridge Trust Jennings (1989) 46: You’ve made a right royal carve-up and no mistake.