Green’s Dictionary of Slang

doctor n.

1. in the context of food or drink [SE doctor, to mix, to adulterate].

(a) milk and water with rum and nutmeg.

[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]‘A. Burton’ My Cousin in the Army 141: His morning doctor* for the shake-fist. *Our cousin John thus conferred upon a cup of milk, enlivened by brandy and nutmeg, the degree of doctor.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.

(b) an adulterant, e.g. alum, used in food or drink.

[UK]C. Jenner Placid Man I.84: The governor was as happy if he drank his Doctor next to a man who talked to him upon any thing .
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]G. Smeeton Doings in London 14: Maton, in his ‘Tricks of Bakers Unmasked,’ says, ‘Alum ( which is called the Doctor), ground and unground, is sold to the bakers at 4d. per pound’.
[Essex Herald 28 July 2/2: Stewart admitted [...] that had done (murdered) seven persons besides Lamont, by administering to them, what he called, in his infamous slang, the doctor, that is, by poisoning them with laudanum].
[UK]Duncombe New and Improved Flash Dict.

(c) brown sherry [brown sherry is a mix of sherry and wine, which gives it the darker ‘brown’ tint].

[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 321/1: C.19–20; ob.

(d) (Aus.) an alcoholic drink taken first thing in the morning to cure a hangover.

[Aus]Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 18 Feb. 3/2: Bob [...] house a-hoy, I say, landlord, let us have a doctor [...] Barmaid— Sir? Bob A doctor [...] Don’t you understand? Barmaid— No Sir! Bob— Oh, cream, my duck. cream, and a little of the staff of life — brandy [...] bring out the ingredients — hot water, a tumbler, sugar, and be sure not to forget the brandy .
[Ind]Hills & Plains I 38: ‘Hot coppers are the devil [...] Have one of my “doctors” now; it will do you no end of good’.
[Aus]Stephens & O’Brien Materials for a Dict. of Aus. Sl. [unpub. ms.] 62: DOCTOR: [...] a drink. The morning pick-me-up of the overnight drunkard.

(e) (US campus) any form of alcoholic drink.

[US]P. Munro Sl. U.

2. the last throw in a game, e.g. dice or ninepins [? the doctor at one’s end/death].

[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc.

3. (UK gambling) a purpose-built dice-box designed to facilitate cheating in the game of Hazard.

[UK]Satirist (London) 22 Jan. 31/1: [T]he numerous implements for swindling used at [hazard] [...] Cog, or Secure, / Doctor, or Close Box, Smooth Box, Dispatches, [...] The Scratch.

4. (N.Z.) a slave.

Bolton Chron. 7 June 4/2: [of NZ] A chief was called a ‘nob,’ a slave, a ‘doctor,’ a woman, a ‘heifer,’ a girl, a ‘titter,’ a child, a ‘squeaker’.

5. (Aus.) the cook on a sheep station [ext. of naut. use doctor, a shipboard cook or 19C N.Z. whalers’ doctor, a Maori slave used as a cook].

[[US]Bartlett Dict. Americanisms 117: doctor. The cook on board a ship; so called by seamen].
[UK]D. Sladen in Barrère & Leland Sl., Jargon and Cant I 315/1: Doctor, the (up-country Australian), the men’s cook on a station.
[Aus]Australian 13 June 1133/1: The doctor’s in the kitchen, and the boss is in the shed.
[US]T.J. Hains Mr Trunnell Mate of the Ship ‘Pirate’ Ch. i: He led me below, where we were joined by the ‘doctor,’ a good-looking negro, who [...] came aft and assumed an importance in keeping with a cook of an American clipper ship.
[Aus]Stephens & O’Brien Materials for a Dict. of Aus. Sl. [unpub. ms.] 62: DOCTOR: bush slang a nickname for the station cook.
[NZ] (ref. to 1890–1910) L.G.D. Acland Early Canterbury Runs (1951) 374: Doctor – Slang for cook.
[Aus]Baker Aus. Lang. 79: Outback cooks have been known by many names [...] doctor, blacksmith, poisoner and crippen.
[US]J. Greenway ‘Australian Cattle Lingo’ in AS XXXIII:3 165: doctor, 1. n. A cook.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 63: doctor [...] 2. A sheepstation cook; originally a ship’s cook in Britain 1821, here 1839. ANZ.

6. (bingo, also doctor’s shop) the number nine [milit. jargon doctor, pill number nine, the most frequently prescribed medicine in the Field Medical Chest + ref. to the nine months of pregnancy, after which one ‘calls for the doctor’].

[UK](con. WWI) Fraser & Gibbons Soldier and Sailor Words 79: Doctor, The: [...] Also No. 9 in the game of ‘House’. [Ibid.] 122: 9 was ‘Doctor’s Shop’.
[UK]A. Burgess Doctor Is Sick (1972) 197: The flop-tied man dismissed two little ducks, legs eleven, doctor’s chum, Dowing Street, Kelly’s eye, and various others.

7. (US gay) a man with a large penis [? he gives you an ‘injection’].

[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 211: well-endowed man [...] doctor (dated, ’40s).

in N.Z. prison use

8. (N.Z. prison) a paedophile.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 1 a paedophile, child molester.

9. (N.Z. prison) an inmate in possession of a regular supply of drugs for sale.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 2 an inmate in possession of a steady supply of drugs for sale to other inmates. Usually this inmate gains a reputation for being a drug-dealer and builds up a regular clientele.

10. (N.Z. prison) an inmate who is skilled at finding veing into which narcotics may be injected; inmates may form regular teams to do this .

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 3 (amongst intravenous drug users) a person adept at locating a suitable vein in a fellow drug user’s arm (or elsewhere).

11. (N.Z. prison) a prison drug manufacturer.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 4 = chemist.

In phrases

keep the doctor (v.)

to sell adulterated alcohol.

[UK]Sl. Dict. 145: A publican who sells bad liquors is said to keep the doctor in his cellars.
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight 249: Keep the doctor (in the cellars) – To sell adulterated liquor.
[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 638/2: C.19–early 20.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

doctor’s curse (n.)

a dose of calomel.

[UK]P. Hawker Diary (1893) I 7 May 226: [note] I [...] took the doctor’s curse, or, in other words, a dose of calomel.
doctor’s favourite (n.) [the ubiquity, in the army, of the number nine pill as a general cure-all]

(bingo) the number nine.

[NZ]J. Henderson Gunner Inglorious (1974) 106: Eyes Down! And the first number [...] Number Nine, the doctor’s favourite.
doctor’s loss (n.) [? the price of a doctor’s visit]

£1 sterling.

[UK]‘T.B. Jr’ Pettyfogger Dramatized II iii: There’s ‘A Doctor’s Loss’ for you. (gives a one pound note).
doctor’s orders (n.) [the army’s number nine pills, or the nine months of pregnancy]

(bingo) the number nine.

[UK]M. Harrison Reported Safe Arrival 85: ‘Nine’ is [...] ‘Doctor’s orders’.
[UK]K. Waterhouse There is a Happy Land (1964) 90: The man at the Bingo stall shouted: ‘Doctor’s orders num-ber nine’.
[UK]P. Wright Cockney Dialect and Sl. 110: 9 = ’orspital or doctor’s orders.
[US]J. Burkardt ‘The Bingo Code’ Wordplay 🌐 9: doctor’s orders.
doctor’s shop (n.)

see sense 4 above .

In phrases

go (through) for the doctor (v.) (also look for the doctor) [the image of rushing for (and paying a large fee to) a doctor] (Aus. orig. racing)

1. for one rider and his mount to move significantly ahead of the field.

[Aus]L. Glassop Lucky Palmer 127: Brazandt shot to the front — uh — looking for the doctor.

2. (Aus. gambling) to bet all one’s money.

[Aus]L. Glassop Lucky Palmer 15: Got to go for the doctor [...] No use mucking about.

3. to go full tilt at something, to commit oneself wholeheartedly.

[Aus]D. Stivens Jimmy Brockett 86: There were three of the bastards and they went for the doctor. But I had time to get on my guard.
[Aus]R. Beckett Dinkum Aussie Dict. 27: Go for the doctor: A racing term. If a horse has gone for the doctor it is about to win the race by a country mile.
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 51/1: go for the doctor [...] your supreme effort, or betting all your money on one race; the phrase comes from a card game called ‘forty-fives’, popular on the West Coast from goldmining times, of Irish origin.
[Aus]P. Temple Black Tide (2012) [ebook] [of a racehorse] The Gallery’s in the clear, going for the doctor.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
go to (see) the doctor (v.) (also have a doctor’s appointment) [the supposedly restorative effects of alcohol]

(US campus) to drink alcohol.

[US]P. Munro Sl. U. 94: go to the doctor/go to see the doctor/have a doctor’s appointment to drink alcoholic beverages.
[US]K. Kainulainen ‘University Euphemisms in Calif. Today’ 🌐 A big, a very big, part of the euphemistic expressions in university students’ language have something to do with drinking, throwing up or sex. [...] ‘Bobo’, ‘blasted’ and ‘to be in the ditch’ are all used instead of ‘drunk’; ‘to see the doctor’ means ‘to drink alcoholic beverages’.