Green’s Dictionary of Slang

doctor n.

1. in the context of food or drink [SE doctor, to mix, to adulterate].

(a) milk and water with rum and nutmeg.

[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]‘A. Burton’ My Cousin in the Army 141: His morning doctor* for the shake-fist. *Our cousin John thus conferred upon a cup of milk, enlivened by brandy and nutmeg, the degree of doctor.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.

(b) an adulterant, e.g. alum, used in food or drink.

[UK]C. Jenner Placid Man I.84: The governor was as happy if he drank his Doctor next to a man who talked to him upon any thing .
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]B.M. Carew Life and Adventures.
[UK]Egan Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]G. Smeeton Doings in London 14: Maton, in his ‘Tricks of Bakers Unmasked,’ says, ‘Alum ( which is called the Doctor), ground and unground, is sold to the bakers at 4d. per pound’.
[Essex Herald 28 July 2/2: Stewart admitted [...] that had done (murdered) seven persons besides Lamont, by administering to them, what he called, in his infamous slang, the doctor, that is, by poisoning them with laudanum].
[UK]Duncombe New and Improved Flash Dict.

(c) brown sherry [brown sherry is a mix of sherry and wine, which gives it the darker ‘brown’ tint].

[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 321/1: C.19–20; ob.

(d) (Aus.) an alcoholic drink taken first thing in the morning to cure a hangover.

[Aus]Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 18 Feb. 3/2: Bob [...] house a-hoy, I say, landlord, let us have a doctor [...] Barmaid— Sir? Bob A doctor [...] Don’t you understand? Barmaid— No Sir! Bob— Oh, cream, my duck. cream, and a little of the staff of life — brandy [...] bring out the ingredients — hot water, a tumbler, sugar, and be sure not to forget the brandy .
[Ind]Hills & Plains I 38: ‘Hot coppers are the devil [...] Have one of my “doctors” now; it will do you no end of good’.
[Aus]Stephens & O’Brien Materials for a Dict. of Aus. Sl. [unpub. ms.] 62: DOCTOR: [...] a drink. The morning pick-me-up of the overnight drunkard.

(e) (US campus) any form of alcoholic drink.

[US]P. Munro Sl. U.

2. the last throw in a game, e.g. dice or ninepins [? the doctor at one’s end/death].

[UK]‘Jon Bee’ Dict. of the Turf, the Ring, the Chase, etc.

3. (UK gambling) a purpose-built dice-box designed to facilitate cheating in the game of Hazard.

[UK]Satirist (London) 22 Jan. 31/1: [T]he numerous implements for swindling used at [hazard] [...] Cog, or Secure, / Doctor, or Close Box, Smooth Box, Dispatches, [...] The Scratch.

4. (N.Z.) a slave.

Bolton Chron. 7 June 4/2: [of NZ] A chief was called a ‘nob,’ a slave, a ‘doctor,’ a woman, a ‘heifer,’ a girl, a ‘titter,’ a child, a ‘squeaker’.

5. (Aus.) the cook on a sheep station [ext. of naut. use doctor, a shipboard cook or 19C N.Z. whalers’ doctor, a Maori slave used as a cook].

[[US]Bartlett Dict. Americanisms 117: doctor. The cook on board a ship; so called by seamen].
[UK]D. Sladen in Barrère & Leland Sl., Jargon and Cant I 315/1: Doctor, the (up-country Australian), the men’s cook on a station.
[Aus]Australian 13 June 1133/1: The doctor’s in the kitchen, and the boss is in the shed.
[US]T.J. Hains Mr Trunnell Mate of the Ship ‘Pirate’ Ch. i: He led me below, where we were joined by the ‘doctor,’ a good-looking negro, who [...] came aft and assumed an importance in keeping with a cook of an American clipper ship.
[Aus]Stephens & O’Brien Materials for a Dict. of Aus. Sl. [unpub. ms.] 62: DOCTOR: bush slang a nickname for the station cook.
[NZ] (ref. to 1890–1910) L.G.D. Acland Early Canterbury Runs (1951) 374: Doctor – Slang for cook.
[Aus]Baker Aus. Lang. 79: Outback cooks have been known by many names [...] doctor, blacksmith, poisoner and crippen.
[US]J. Greenway ‘Australian Cattle Lingo’ in AS XXXIII:3 165: doctor, 1. n. A cook.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 63: doctor [...] 2. A sheepstation cook; originally a ship’s cook in Britain 1821, here 1839. ANZ.

6. (bingo, also doctor’s shop) the number nine [milit. jargon doctor, pill number nine, the most frequently prescribed medicine in the Field Medical Chest + ref. to the nine months of pregnancy, after which one ‘calls for the doctor’].

[UK](con. WWI) Fraser & Gibbons Soldier and Sailor Words 79: Doctor, The: [...] Also No. 9 in the game of ‘House’. [Ibid.] 122: 9 was ‘Doctor’s Shop’.
[UK]A. Burgess Doctor Is Sick (1972) 197: The flop-tied man dismissed two little ducks, legs eleven, doctor’s chum, Dowing Street, Kelly’s eye, and various others.

7. (US gay) a man with a large penis [? he gives you an ‘injection’].

[US]Trimble 5000 Adult Sex Words and Phrases.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 211: well-endowed man [...] doctor (dated, ’40s).

in N.Z. prison use

8. (N.Z. prison) a paedophile.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 1 a paedophile, child molester.

9. (N.Z. prison) an inmate in possession of a regular supply of drugs for sale.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 2 an inmate in possession of a steady supply of drugs for sale to other inmates. Usually this inmate gains a reputation for being a drug-dealer and builds up a regular clientele.

10. (N.Z. prison) an inmate who is skilled at finding veing into which narcotics may be injected; inmates may form regular teams to do this .

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 3 (amongst intravenous drug users) a person adept at locating a suitable vein in a fellow drug user’s arm (or elsewhere).

11. (N.Z. prison) a prison drug manufacturer.

[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 57/1: doctor n. 4 = chemist.

In compounds

doctor shopping (n.)

(US drugs) touring phramacies and using one’s disability papers to obtain supplies of narcotics, e.g. Oxycodin.

[US]F. Bill Back to the Dirt 17: Bedford was disabled, so all he needed to do was show up, show his disability paper, get the prescription, and move on to the next one. Doctor shopping. They never researched a person’s disability or pain.

In phrases

keep the doctor (v.)

to sell adulterated alcohol.

[UK]Sl. Dict. 145: A publican who sells bad liquors is said to keep the doctor in his cellars.
[UK]‘William Juniper’ True Drunkard’s Delight 249: Keep the doctor (in the cellars) – To sell adulterated liquor.
[UK]Partridge DSUE (1984) 638/2: C.19–early 20.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

doctor’s curse (n.)

a dose of calomel.

[UK]P. Hawker Diary (1893) I 7 May 226: [note] I [...] took the doctor’s curse, or, in other words, a dose of calomel.
doctor’s favourite (n.) [the ubiquity, in the army, of the number nine pill as a general cure-all]

(bingo) the number nine.

[NZ]J. Henderson Gunner Inglorious (1974) 106: Eyes Down! And the first number [...] Number Nine, the doctor’s favourite.
doctor’s loss (n.) [? the price of a doctor’s visit]

£1 sterling.

[UK]‘T.B. Jr’ Pettyfogger Dramatized II iii: There’s ‘A Doctor’s Loss’ for you. (gives a one pound note).
doctor’s orders (n.) [the army’s number nine pills, or the nine months of pregnancy]

(bingo) the number nine.

[UK]M. Harrison Reported Safe Arrival 85: ‘Nine’ is [...] ‘Doctor’s orders’.
[UK]K. Waterhouse There is a Happy Land (1964) 90: The man at the Bingo stall shouted: ‘Doctor’s orders num-ber nine’.
[UK]P. Wright Cockney Dialect and Sl. 110: 9 = ’orspital or doctor’s orders.
[US]J. Burkardt ‘The Bingo Code’ Wordplay 🌐 9: doctor’s orders.
doctor’s shop (n.)

see sense 4 above .

In phrases

go (through) for the doctor (v.) (also look for the doctor) [the image of rushing for (and paying a large fee to) a doctor] (Aus. orig. racing)

1. for one rider and his mount to move significantly ahead of the field.

[Aus]L. Glassop Lucky Palmer 127: Brazandt shot to the front — uh — looking for the doctor.

2. (Aus. gambling) to bet all one’s money.

[Aus]L. Glassop Lucky Palmer 15: Got to go for the doctor [...] No use mucking about.

3. to go full tilt at something, to commit oneself wholeheartedly.

[Aus]D. Stivens Jimmy Brockett 86: There were three of the bastards and they went for the doctor. But I had time to get on my guard.
[Aus]R. Beckett Dinkum Aussie Dict. 27: Go for the doctor: A racing term. If a horse has gone for the doctor it is about to win the race by a country mile.
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 51/1: go for the doctor [...] your supreme effort, or betting all your money on one race; the phrase comes from a card game called ‘forty-fives’, popular on the West Coast from goldmining times, of Irish origin.
[Aus]P. Temple Black Tide (2012) [ebook] [of a racehorse] The Gallery’s in the clear, going for the doctor.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].
go to (see) the doctor (v.) (also have a doctor’s appointment) [the supposedly restorative effects of alcohol]

(US campus) to drink alcohol.

[US]P. Munro Sl. U. 94: go to the doctor/go to see the doctor/have a doctor’s appointment to drink alcoholic beverages.
[US]K. Kainulainen ‘University Euphemisms in Calif. Today’ 🌐 A big, a very big, part of the euphemistic expressions in university students’ language have something to do with drinking, throwing up or sex. [...] ‘Bobo’, ‘blasted’ and ‘to be in the ditch’ are all used instead of ‘drunk’; ‘to see the doctor’ means ‘to drink alcoholic beverages’.