Green’s Dictionary of Slang

future n.

[ety. unknown; ? link to later for phr. (1)]

1. (US campus) an unattractive man.

[US]Eble Campus Sl. Mar. 3: future – an unattractive male (it will be a long time before he is handsome): There’s a future for you.
[US]Eble Sl. and Sociability 59: Nevertheless, pejoration has affected some items of college slang. A future is ‘an unattractive male’.

2. the male genitals.

[UK]J. Morton Lowspeak 62: Future – the testicles. A common graffitti in mens’ public lavatories is: ‘The future of Britain is in your hands’.