Green’s Dictionary of Slang

goon n.1

[? cartoon character, Alice the Goon from the comic Thimble Theatre (1919) by E.C. Segar (1894–1938). Given the implication of stupidity, note gooney n. (1); note F.L. Allen suggests link to a ‘family saying’ in Harper’s Mag. Dec. 121/1: ‘The Goon and his Style’]
(orig. US)

1. (also goony) a stolid, stupid person.

[US]G.D. Chase ‘Cape Cod Dialect – Addenda’ in DN III:v 420: goony, n. A stupid person.
[US]F.L. Allen in Harper’s Mag. Dec. 121/2: A goon is a person with a heavy touch as distinguished from a jigger, who has a light touch. [...] Washington was a goon, whereas Lincoln was a jigger.
[US]E.C. Segar ‘Thimble Theatre’ [comic strip] Alice! Come here! But Haggy, why are you calling the goon? I thought we were friends.
[US]J.H. Burns Lucifer with a Book 91: Pop’s a good old goon.
[Aus]K. Tennant Joyful Condemned 132: Red didn’t look so bad, even with her mouth open; but the rest of them — what a crowd of goons!
[UK]G.W. Target Teachers (1962) 188: Who should be the first goon I trip over coming in this morning [...] but this batty-looking old dear.
[US]R. Price Ladies’ Man (1985) 220: She was walking toward me with a big goon in tow.
[US]R. Price Breaks 218: Working as a composer and lyricist for some Oral Roberts-type goon named Reverend Howie.
[UK]K. Lette Llama Parlour 235: All I hadda do was convince that Grossman goon of the publicity potential.
[US]N. Green Shooting Dr. Jack (2002) 46: Some shylock he owed came to the house, had these two big goons with him.
[Scot]L. McIlvanney All the Colours 265: [of a tabloid journalist] [E]ven the worst redtop goon, the crummiest door-stepping keyholing scum-sucker, was better than me.
[Aus]G. Gilmore Class Act [ebook] Goons in suits checking invitations.
[UK]T. Thorne (ed.) ‘Drill Slang Glossary’ at Forensic Linguistic Databank 🌐 Goon - inferior individual.
[US]N. Walker Cherry 96: As I was going AWOL I couldn’t use the Killeen airport; there was a chance the Army would have some goons there checking paperwork.
T. Pluck ‘Hula Hula Boys’ in What Pluckery Is This? (28 Jan 2024) 🌐 [H]is betrothed-to-be had betrayed him with two feckless island goons.

2. a thug; thus goonish adj., thuggish.

[US]I. Shulman Amboy Dukes 35: I’ll clout you again, you goon.
[US]B. Schulberg On the Waterfront (1964) 17: Then the goons and the sharks, the small operators.
[US]P. Rabe Murder Me for Nickels (2004) 67: One, two, three lump-muscled apes jumped out. Then two more [...] all lump-muscled and goonish.
[UK]A. Baron Lowlife (2001) 187: Your goons called on me last night.
[US]R. Stone Dog Soldiers (1976) 245: He’d try to piss me off so the goons could bounce me off the wall.
[US]C. Hiaasen Tourist Season (1987) 11: The goons grab the girl and take off in Sparky’s car.
[US]Tarantino & Avery Pulp Fiction [film script] 94: None of them have a couple of goons sitting inside.
[Aus]G. Disher Crosskill [ebook] Lester, an Outfit goon built like a bull.
[US]C. Hiaasen Skinny Dip 155: The goon presented his punctured knuckles for inspection.
[US](con. 1973) C. Stella Johnny Porno 62: A pair of goons some loan shark had sent did the damage.
[Aus] A. Bergen ‘Dread Fellow Churls’ in Crime Factory: Hard Labour [ebook] The goon stuck his free hand in his left pocket.
[UK]Stormzy ‘Shut Up’ 🎵 They roll deep, I roll squaddy / Got about 25 goons in my posse.
[US]Young M.A. ‘Eat’ 🎵 My goons ready for war.
[US](con. 1991-94) W. Boyle City of Margins 76: ‘Ain’t it nice I come personal, don’t send one of my goons? You don’t want to know my goons’.
[Aus]P. Papathanasiou Stoning 18: ‘More rapes by your goon guards in the women’s dunnies?’.

3. attrib. use of sense 2.

[US]P. Rabe Murder Me for Nickels (2004) 59: Let Folsom do the goon job [...] He should like that.

4. non-union labour used for strike breaking, intimidation etc.

[US]AS XIII:3 178: A goon is a member of a labor union’s beef squad [...] and is now used to designate any representative of a labour union who uses violence and illegal coercion.
[US]Monteleone Criminal Sl. (rev. edn).
[US]H. Rawson Dict. of Invective (1991) 177: goon. A stupid person, an oaf; a ruffian or tough, especially one hired to intimidate workers.
[UK]Guardian Rev. 24 Sept. 11: Hughes’ goons helped to break the Hollywood unions in the early 50s.

5. a police officer; cite 2010 refers to private detectives.

[US]N. Kimball Amer. Madam (1981) 171: Criminals with uppish tastes [...] resort at expensive whorehouses, and even use them at times, if the madam is foolish enough, as hiding places from the goons (police).
[US]C. Hiaasen Tourist Season (1987) 123: He was still furious about the goons from I.A.D. who had foraged through his house.
[UK]A. Close Official and Doubtful 367: There’s another load of goons with semi-automatic truncheons over there.
[UK]K. Sampson Outlaws (ms.) 27: Not good enough for one of the fucking goons. Nowhere near good enough for Telford muzzie man.
[US]J. Ellroy Hilliker Curse 15: I [...] watched the detectives enter [...] I confirmed that my dad’s goons were on the job.
[US](con. 1962) J. Ellroy Enchanters 127: He goons kicked down my office door.

6. (also goony) a derog. term for a black person [? gooney n. (2)].

[US]Mencken Amer. Lang. Supplement I 633: [note] In the Virgin Islands [...] the blacks are called goons or goonies.
[US]I.L. Allen Lang. of Ethnic Conflict 50: goon [perhaps shortened from gooney, a simpleton. Goonie, for a black U.S. Virgin Islander, is a possible cognate].

7. (UK black/gang) a friend, a fellow gang member.

[UK]Jade LB Keisha the Sket (2021) 71: ‘Cum 2 ma yard now n bring all da goonz straped up’.
Harlem Spartans ‘Grip & Ride’ 🎵 If we turn up now, weapons out / Are you gonna back your goon?
[UK]T. Thorne (ed.) ‘Drill Slang Glossary’ at Forensic Linguistic Databank 🌐 [used derog.] Goon - low-ranking gang member.

In compounds

goonhead (n.) [-head sfx (1)]

1. (US) a fool.

C.A. Andrews Growing Up in the Mid West 76: Ya goonhead! Whatsa matter, ya need telescopes?
F. Forf Flight 72: He glared at Randy [...] then said, ‘What the fuck is the matter with you, goonhead?’.
[Aus]R. Bailey Girls’ Night Out 98: ‘Oh, chill, you big goonhead!’ She pounded his chest with gentle fists. ‘I write for a magazine, not a porn house.’.

2. attrib. use of sense 1.

[US]‘Joe Bob Briggs’ Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In 94: A goonhead drug pusher who beats up little boys and takes everybody’s money.
goon squad (n.)

1. a group of thugs, usu. organized for a specific purpose – strike-breaking, extortion etc.

[US]Nation 4 Sept. 239: The ‘goon squad,’ as it is commonly called, consists of at least twenty picked thugs and ex-convicts.
Amer. Guardian 15 Mar. 1: Everett Moore, assistant to Harry Bennett, Ford’s goon squad superintendent.
[US]N. Algren Chicago: City On the Make 72: When it come to Democracy they had to take our brand [...] The goon squads saw to that.
[US]R. Chandler Long Good-Bye 196: I’ve been kind of expecting the goon squad to drop around, but they haven’t so far. I haven’t been bothered by the cops either.
[US]B. Schulberg On the Waterfront (1964) 117: They weren’t part of the regular goon squad.
[US]P. Rabe Murder Me for Nickels (2004) 75: I went to the bar [...] where Folsom had one of the goon squads waiting.
[US]B. Jackson Thief’s Primer 139: In some cities it is rumored (and some cases are known) where police departments have so-called ‘goon squads’.
[UK]T. White Catch a Fire 127: The goon squads of the blustery, pistol-packing Alexander Bustamente.
[UK]Guardian Weekend 10 July 21: Wilson used federal funds to establish a paramilitary security force: a praetorian guard popularly known as the Goon Squad.
[Aus]B. Matthews Intractable [ebook] At 6.30 am the next morning the goon squad arrived to take us to Grafton.
[Aus]J.J. DeCeglie Drawing Dead [ebook] The goon squad showed up [...] was all set to catch a beating.
NYRB 25 Feb. 🌐 ‘[G]oon squads’ in cities like Newark—whose mosque was infamous for prostitution, bank robbery, and drug dealing—dispensed lethal violence on command.

2. (US black) the police.

[US] in Amer. N&Q Nov. 117: Goon Squads [Police] Squad formed for the purpose of making especially dangerous apprehensions [HDAS].
[US]E. Folb Runnin’ Down Some Lines 66: The characterization of the police [...] connotes such perceived attributes as [...] fascistic exercise of power (gestaps, gestapos, goon squad).

3. (US/N.Z. prison, also goonies, goons) a squad of prison guards used to quell riots or any other form of trouble.

[US]M. Braly On the Yard (2002) 35: The door flew open and three guards entered on the double. ‘The goon squad,’ Nunn whispered.
[UK]J. Carr Bad (1995) 71: Behind him stood the Quentin goon squad: six giants in green overalls with three-foot clubs.
[Can]R. Caron Go-Boy! 39: He pointed me out to a goon squad of club-bearing guards.
[US]N. Heard House of Slammers 19: The guards on the midnight goon squad whose most frequent explanations were in the form of hickory and oak smashing against flesh and bone.
[US]S. Morgan Homeboy 161: A group of guards loitered by the Armory. They wore forestgreen jumpsuits and laceup hobnailed paratrooper boots [...] ‘Goon Squad’, Whisper rasped.
[US]E. Bunker Mr Blue 316: All places of incarceration have a goon squad, although it may be called something more politically correct than ‘goon squad’. Like ‘Reaction Team’.
[US](con. 1975–6) E. Little Steel Toes 22: The goon squad hits all of us and a police baton smashes me into the concrete.
[NZ]D. Looser Boobslang [U. Canterbury D.Phil. thesis] 80/1: goon squad, the (also the goons [...] goonies n. pl. = the goon squad.
[US]G. Hayward Corruption Officer [ebk] cap. 18: You’re going to find yourself sitting down with the rest of the so called goon squad trying to get the story together so that everybody is saying the same thing.
[US]G. Hayward Corruption Officer [ebk] cap. 28: E.S.U. (Emergency Service Unit) or the goon squad, as the inmates call it.

4. (US campus) a group of friends.

[US]C. Eble UNC-CH Campus Sl. Spring 2016 5: GOON SQUAD — tight group of friends.
goon suit (n.)

(US) army surplus clothing.

[US]B. Hamper Rivethead (1992) 186: The rednecks decked out in camouflage goon suits.