Green’s Dictionary of Slang

hunks n.

also hunx
[ety. unknown; ? Hunks, the name of a well-known bear, kept in 17C London for baiting: bearlike, the miser ‘hugs’ his money and a bear (cf. bear with a sore head) is a grumpy person]

1. a miser, also a surly person.

[UK]Dekker Satiromastix I ii: blunt: Nay prethee deare Tucca, come you shall shake — tucca: Not handes with great Hunkes there.
[UK]Davies of Hereford Scourge of Folly 8: Like one, to ten (like Huncks) he them doth spoile, But ten to one hee’s but a Beast the while.
[UK]T. Randolph Muses’ Looking-Glass II iv: Think you I meant all that I told your Father? No, ’twas to blind the eyes of the old Huncks.
[UK]R. Brathwait Barnabees Journal (1778) 91: There the Beares were come to Town-a; Two rude Hunks, ’tis troth I tell ye.
[UK]R. Herrick ‘Upon Hunks’ Hesperides 201: Huncks ha’s no money (he do’s sweare or say) About him, when the Taverns shot’s to pay.
[UK]Mennis & Smith ‘Mr Smith to Cap. Mennis’ Wit Restor’d (1817) 121: Or if you misse him there, go look In company of Hunkes Sir Fook.
[UK]Wycherley Plain-Dealer V ii: [He] makes a very pretty show in the World, let me tell you; nay, a better than your close Hunks.
[UK]Dryden Spanish Fryar I ii: A jealous, covetous, old hunks.
[UK]J. Eachard (trans.) Plautus’s Comedies preface a 4: A Pumice-stone is not half so dry as that old Huncks.
[UK]W. Taverner Maid the Mistress Epilogue: An injur’d and neglected Wife forsooth, Prefers her jealous Hunks to vigorous Youth.
[US]Spectator No. 264 n.p.: Irus has... given all the intimations he skilfully could of being a close hunks with money [F&H].
Prisoners Opera 23: Fondle your bags like a miserly Hunks.
[Ire] Swift ‘The Legion Club’ in A. Carpenter Verse in Eng. in 18C Ireland (1998) 228: You would gladly see the Hunks / In his Grave, and search his Trunks.
[UK]W. Somerville ‘The Fortune Hunter’ Canto III in Chalmers Eng. Poets (1810) XI 221/1: This rich old hunks, as Woodcock wise, Was call’d the younker to advise.
[UK]Foote Maid of Bath in Works (1799) II 209: That [...] money-loving, water-drinking, mirth-marring, amorous old hunks.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue.
[UK]Derby Mercury 30 Sept. 1/2: A rich old hunks is he [...] Great Paragon of skin-flint laws.
[UK]Sporting Mag. Aug. IV 289/1: I am glad you have tricked the old hunks.
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum [as cit. 1785].
[UK]Egan Life of an Actor 90: Hastily old Hunks exclaimed, ‘How?’.
[UK]Navy at Home II 241: The captain is the stingiest hunks in the squadron.
[US]J.K. Paulding Westward Ho! I 19: What, shut up my doors, like a miserable hunks [...] and pretend not to see strangers as they pass?
[UK]Dickens Old Curiosity Shop (1999) 62: What does it come to? That you become the sole inheritor of the wealth of this rich old hunks.
[US]Melville Moby Dick (1907) What of it if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a broom and sweep down the decks?
[UK]Trollope Three Clerks (1869) 31: I am sure he is a cross old hunks, though mamma says he’s not.
[UK]G.A. Sala Strange Adventures of Captain Dangerous 166: He is the meanest little hunks that ever skinned a flea.
[Aus]M. Clarke Term of His Natural Life (1897) 171: I should have been left a quarter of a million in money, but the old hunks who was going to give it to me died before he could alter his will.
[US]Mat. Police Gaz. 14 Jan. n.p.: [pic. caption] How a senile old hunks dreams his life away in scenes of oriental voluptuousness.
[UK]M.E. Braddon Mohawks I 157: ’Twas old Hunks’s lawyer sang the praises of young Miss’s beauty.
[UK]A. Morrison Tales of Mean Streets (1983) 164: Stingy old ’unks! [...] A-goin’ about buyin’ ’ouses, an’ won’t lend ’is own son ten shillin’s!
[UK] ‘’Arry on Derby Day’ in Punch 1 June 258/1: And now all along of old hunks [...] I’m making out bills for hair-trunks.
[US]‘Frederick Benton Williams’ (H.E. Hamblen) On Many Seas 225: Oh, dear! Oh, dear! there lay the old hunks flat on his back on a cask : his arms extended, his right hand grasping an empty tin pot, his old gray beard.
[UK]D. Stewart Dead Man’s Gold in Illus. Police News 27 Feb. 12/4: ‘I want to know when [...] my father left you. I’ve been told that the old hunks called’.
[UK]E. Pugh Cockney At Home 70: ’Ow about old Hunks, for instance?
[Ire]Joyce Ulysses 153: Made a big deal on Coates’s shares. Ca’canny. Cunning old Scotch hunks.

2. (US) a worthless, good-for-nothing person.

[US]T. Haliburton Clockmaker II 12: Many’s the lark you and I have had together in Slickville, when old Hunks [...] thought we was abed.
[US]Carr & Chase in ‘Word-List From Aroostook’ in DN III:v 412: hunks, n. A general term of reproach. ‘Old lazy hunks! get out of this.’.
[UK]Marvel 1 Mar. 6: Haik was always a duffing sort of duffer, and the bounder will never grow out of it, the hunks!
[UK]E. North Nobody Stops Me 30: She’ll be all right when she’s slept it off. Actually the old hunx ain’t a bad sort.