Green’s Dictionary of Slang

skid mark n.

also scooter tracks

1. usu. in pl., faecal stains on one’s underwear; thus skid-marked adj.

[Aus]B. Humphries Barry McKenzie [comic strip] in Complete Barry McKenzie (1988) 25: Me old woman would have a stroke if she knew I’d passed out with skid marks on me Y-fronts.
[US]S. King Long Walk in Bachman Books (1995) 219: You got skidmarks in your underwear.
[Ire]R. Doyle Commitments 83: Jaysis, look at those skid marks.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Sept. 6: scooter tracks – fecal matter left in underwear.
[Ire]P. Howard The Joy (2015) [ebook] Skidmark has the foulest rear end any of us has ever smelt.
[Aus]T. Winton Lockie Leonard, Legend (1998) 151: Those saggy undies with faint skidmarks.
[UK]Observer Rev. 11 June 5: A dilapidated collection of skid-marked sheets.
[UK]N. Griffiths Stump 195: All the trash in the gas we exhale [...] reduced to the skidmarks in ar unwashed kex.
[UK]Eve. Standard (London) 10 Oct. 17/2: It will have implications for the culture long after Trump is — God willing — no more than a skidmark on history.
[Aus]T. Spicer Good Girl Stripped Bare 83: The Code of Ethics might as well be a piece of toilet paper as far as much of the media is concerned. And not even the soft stuff: the slippery shit that leaves skid marks.
[US]T. Pluck Bad Boy Boogie [ebook] ‘Those panties got skidmarks. You got shit on your uh, mouth’.

2. any form of bodily stain.

[UK]Guardian G2 16 July 11: I changed to roll-ons. Apart from the skid marks they left on my T-shirt, they suited me fine.

3. (also skid) a general term of abuse.

OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. 🌐 skid, skidmark n. [...] An excessively stupid or unpleasant person.
[UK]S. Kelman Pigeon English 135: Yeah, piss off, Skidmark!
[US]http://grey-magazine.com July 🌐 My lieutenant, a skidmark of a man, makes me deliver her personal effects to her family.

4. stains or smears of excrement in a lavatory bowl.

[UK]J. Fagan Panopticon (2013) 107: The toilet pan has skid-marks, someone else’s shit.

In phrases

do you see skid marks on my forehead? [i.e. synon. with ‘do you think I’m talking out of my ass?’]

(US campus) do you think I’m a fool?

[US] P. Munro Sl. U.