Green’s Dictionary of Slang

spa n.

[abbr. spastic]

(Irish) a general derog., an incompetent.

[Ire]R. Doyle Commitments 103: A spa could paint better than tha’, he told Jimmy.
[Ire]R. Doyle Van (1998) 368: Let’s face it lads. They were spas.
[Ire]P. Howard Miseducation of Ross O’Carroll-Kelly (2004) 61: She is so embarrassed [...] and she’s probably making a total spa of herself.