1. in pl., pimples, acne [the yellow pus such eructations contain].
|Popular Dict. Aus. Sl.|
|Tharunka (Kensington, NSW) 6 Sept. 26/2: Acne Problem: I've got a problem. I’ve got blackheas [sic], custard tops, splotches, zits, craters, pimples, ackers, dermatology, pock marks, and acne — What is there for me to do?|
|Argot in DAUS (1993).|
|Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz Apr. 48: lightning in a bottle n. A photographic art study which captures the moment a gentleman expels his custard arcing majestically towards the face of a beautiful young lady.|
(US teen) the female genitals.
|OnLine Dict. of Playground Sl. [Internet] custard pie n. vulg. clitoris. Used as ‘I would sure like a piece of her custard pie, I would like to chew on a piece of her custard pie.’ So named because of the way the lips come together, not to mention the creamy filling that is issued.|
to masturbate, after a long period of continence.
|Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: clear the custard euph. To have a long overdue wank. e.g. ‘Ooooooh I’ve got balls like boulders. I’d better nip upstairs and clear the custard’.|