1. (also dang, dange) the penis.
|‘The Bastard King of England’ in(1979) 23: On Philip’s dong he slipped a thong.|
|Grapes of Wrath (1951) 165: Tell ’em ya dong’s growed sence you los’ your eye.|
|‘Peter Pullin’ Blues’ in Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing (1995) 273: Now just how long have you jerked your fuckin’ dong?|
|Ginger Man (1958) 379: She was just after your dong.|
|Limericks 23: A lady while dining at Crewe / Found an elephant’s dong in her stew.|
|,||DAS 140/1: dang dange n. The penis.|
|Big Rumble 92: Gonna meet that long-donged brother of yours.|
|San Diego Sailor 13: Jeez, what a dong!|
|Queens’ Vernacular 49: the penis [...] dang (not as common as dong); dangle (since it just hangs there).|
|The Same Old Grind 77: The clubs [...] ain’t interested in no lesbo bitch, not even if she strapped on a rubber dong and did a double with you’.|
|Auf Wiedersehen Pet Two 211: I don’t want that Vicki comin’ out on the terrace and findin’ seven brickies’ dongs floatin’ on the water.|
|Homeboy 157: A force that blew Stella’s head off the Mule’s dong like a faulty pipe fitting.|
|Black Swan Green 256: He poked his dong up Mr Caaarver.|
|What It Was 99: Guys who played with their dongs in public.(con. 1972)|
2. a general derog. term: a fool.
|Pardners (1912) 51: ‘Laugh, you old dong-beater,’ I yells [...] ‘or I’ll bust your cupola like a blue-rock.’.|
|(ref. to WWII) Crazy in Berlin 302: You dumb dong.|
|Guardian Guide 15 – 21 Apr. 93: He (somewhat predictably) asks, is Tony Blair ‘perhaps a bit of a dong?’.|
3. a dildo.
|Tattoo of a Naked Lady 48: Their hips were hypnotic as they thrust themselves onto the dong.|
(US gay) the male genitalia.
(US) a dildo with two penis-shaped ends which can be used simultaneously by two people, usu. women.
|Homeboy 32: A striped doubledonger affair that promised a trip to the emergency room for the uninitiated.|
|Tattoo of a Naked Lady 46: We had a ribbed Dildosaurus in her pussy [...] and one end of a double-dong in her rear.|
|‘Dobbstown Dollars ’[Internet] After about the eightieth song, a myopic Bobbie with bad skin, open sores, and a doubledonger stuck up her slit walked up with a note on a silver tray.|
|No Bugles, No Drums 107: He said word for floggin’ dong.|
|Netherworld News 26 Mar. [Internet] I flog my dong every day. I was powerless to stop myself from looking at smooth, young guys on the web and flogging my dong.|