dong n.1
1. (also dang, dange) the penis.
![[UK]](/static/img/flags/uk.png "United Kingdom") | ‘The Bastard King of England’ in (1979) 23: On Philip’s dong he slipped a thong. | |
![[US]](/static/img/flags/us.png "United States") | Grapes of Wrath (1951) 165: Tell ’em ya dong’s growed sence you los’ your eye. | |
| ‘Peter Pullin’ Blues’ in Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing (1995) 273: Now just how long have you jerked your fuckin’ dong? | |
| Ginger Man (1958) 379: She was just after your dong. | |
| Limericks 23: A lady while dining at Crewe / Found an elephant’s dong in her stew. | |
| , | | DAS 140/1: dang dange n. The penis. |
| Big Rumble 92: Gonna meet that long-donged brother of yours. | |
| San Diego Sailor 13: Jeez, what a dong! | |
| Queens’ Vernacular 49: the penis [...] dang (not as common as dong); dangle (since it just hangs there). | |
| The Same Old Grind 77: The clubs [...] ain’t interested in no lesbo bitch, not even if she strapped on a rubber dong and did a double with you’. | |
| Auf Wiedersehen Pet Two 211: I don’t want that Vicki comin’ out on the terrace and findin’ seven brickies’ dongs floatin’ on the water. | |
| Homeboy 157: A force that blew Stella’s head off the Mule’s dong like a faulty pipe fitting. | |
| August Moone 9:28 🌐 Spencer tried not to eye his friend’s erect dong . | |
| Black Swan Green 256: He poked his dong up Mr Caaarver. | |
| (con. 1972) What It Was 99: Guys who played with their dongs in public. | |
![[Aus]](/static/img/flags/aus.png "Australia") | (con. 1943) Irish Fandango [ebook] Mrs C was a real dong-stretcher. | |
| Empty Wigs (t/s) 339: At least with his dong in my mouth I couldn’t really clock it. |
2. a general derog. term: a fool.
| Pardners (1912) 51: ‘Laugh, you old dong-beater,’ I yells [...] ‘or I’ll bust your cupola like a blue-rock.’. | |
| (ref. to WWII) Crazy in Berlin 302: You dumb dong. | |
| Guardian Guide 15 – 21 Apr. 93: He (somewhat predictably) asks, is Tony Blair ‘perhaps a bit of a dong?’. |
3. a dildo.
| Tattoo of a Naked Lady 48: Their hips were hypnotic as they thrust themselves onto the dong. |
In phrases
(US gay) the male genitalia.
| Gay (S)language. |
(US) a dildo with two penis-shaped ends which can be used simultaneously by two people, usu. women.
| Homeboy 32: A striped doubledonger affair that promised a trip to the emergency room for the uninitiated. | |
| Tattoo of a Naked Lady 46: We had a ribbed Dildosaurus in her pussy [...] and one end of a double-dong in her rear. | |
| ‘Dobbstown Dollars ’🌐 After about the eightieth song, a myopic Bobbie with bad skin, open sores, and a doubledonger stuck up her slit walked up with a note on a silver tray. |
to masturbate.
| No Bugles, No Drums 107: He said word for floggin’ dong. | |
 | Netherworld News 26 Mar. 🌐 I flog my dong every day. I was powerless to stop myself from looking at smooth, young guys on the web and flogging my dong. |