Green’s Dictionary of Slang

clever adj.

[18C SE clever, ‘active’ rather than ‘infirm’, healthy]

1. (US) good-natured, well-disposed, amiable (often too well-disposed for one’s own good and thus applied to those whose intelligence is considered somewhat deficient).

Boston Post-Boy 20 June n.p.: Young and Old, the Cross and Clever, / Join hands, and live so well togather.
[UK]Witherspoon Druid in Works (1801) IV 185: He is a very clever man. She is quite a clever woman. [...] In these cases Americans generally mean by clever, only goodness of disposition, worthiness, integrity, without the least regard to capacity .
New Flash Song [broadside ballad] It is a pity, they all did cry, / Such clever lads as they should die.
[US]Mass. Spy 26 May n.p.: The ladies vowed he was a clever fellow.
[US]Yankey in London 104: We apply it to personal grace, and call a trim, well-built young man, clever.
[US] ‘A Provincial Dict. For The Conveniance Of Emigrants’ Mississippi Intelligencer 1 May in DN IV:i 47: clever, a. Goodnatured, silly, inoffensive.
T. Hamilton Men and Manners in America I 233: The word clever [...] has here no connexion with talent, and simply means pleasant or amiable. Thus a good-natured blockhead in the American vernacular is a clever man.
[UK]Thackeray Diary of C. Jeames de la Pluche in Works III (1898) 417: Macarty decribes him as a very clever gentleman (meaning tall).
[US]Boston Blade 10 June n.p.: No matter, Sykesee is pretty clever, and as my Mose likes him, I suppose I must.
[UK]C. Mackay Life and Liberty in America 102: Clever means ‘amiable and courteous.’ A ‘clever’ captain is one who is friendly, attentive, and polite to his passengers. Among the recommendations sometimes advertised in the Mississippi and Ohio steamboats, is, that the captain and clerk are the ‘cleverest’ on the line, and for this reason agreeable to the ladies.
W.L. Goss A Soldier’s Story 251: The next morning Adjutant Cheatham [...] gave me from his wardrobe a shirt, &c., which I considered very clever in one who had so poor a supply himself.
[US]R.T. Cooke Happy Dodd Ch. xxvii: You’re as clever as a robin. I guess you’ve done me more good than the minister and meetin’ together.
[US]J.W. Carr ‘Words from Northwest Arkansas’ in DN II:vi 417: clever, adj. Good-natured, accommodating.
F.E. Shapleigh ‘Word-List From Maine’ in DN IV:i 55: clever, adj. Easily managed; docile [...] ‘Oxen must be pretty clever to be bossed around the way they are.’.
[US]L.R. Dingus ‘A Word-List From Virginia’ in DN IV:iii 182: clever, adj. Generous.

2. skilful, adroit.

[US]Yankey in London 104: Where we apply it to personal grace, and call a trim, well-built young man, clever [...] they use it to signify skilful, adroit; and the man who breaks a dwelling-house, a prison, or a neck, is clever.
[Aus]P. Cunningham New South Wales II 258: A clever fellow is a bang-up, bold, thorough-going knave, an able ‘actor of all work’.
[US]World (N.Y.) 8 June 6/5: The Metropolitans’ work at the bat was decidedly clever, and they seemed to be able to hit Foutz’ delivery just at the time when a hit was required.
[Aus]X. Herbert Capricornia (1939) 291: I’d like to have Mister McLash to help me [...] He’s clever with tools.
[Aus]K. Tennant Joyful Condemned 284: There’s his brother Clarrie spanking about in that taxi of his and acting clever.
[UK]‘P.B. Yuill’ Hazell and the Three-card Trick (1977) 57: At this stage, the dealer doesn’t look too clever and everybody in the crowd knows which card is the queen.
[UK]N. Barlay Hooky Gear 2: This point dont help ease the panic on Duanes face nor make his usually clever hands any cleverer.
[UK]J. Cameron Hell on Hoe Street 5: ‘Speak English bad,’ he goes [...] ‘My Urdu ain’t none too bleedin’ clever neither.’.

3. in good health, in order, working well, etc; thus not too clever, a general negative response to ‘how are you?’.

[US]Mass. Spy 14 June n.p.: I somehow did not feel quite clever, but hoped for the best.
[Aus]L. Esson Bride of Gospel Place 80: Lily: I’m not feeling too clever (coughs) .
Press (Canterbury) 2 Apr. 18: He might [...] be told that his acquaintance, somewhat indisposed, did not ‘feel too clever’.
[Aus]H. Drake-Brockman Hot Gold I ii: Don called over [...] Said you weren’t feeling too clever.
[Aus]D. Niland Shiralee 167: I’m not too clever on the spelling.
[Aus]D. Niland Big Smoke 183: ‘How’s your mother? Any better?’ ‘Not too clever, but she’ll be right.’.
[UK]‘P.B. Yuill’ Hazell and the Three-card Trick (1977) 64: When they came out it was after four and the light ass none too clever.
[Aus]C. Bowles G’DAY 88: Shane is not feeling too clever when he wakes up. He has a mouth like an abo’s armpit.
[UK](con. 1950s–60s) in G. Tremlett Little Legs 7: The paving stones are none too clever.
[UK]N. Barlay Hooky Gear 154: First time I notice she dont move round too clever. Limp about as she prepare a meal.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 48: clever In good health or mood, usually in negative not too clever ANZ mid C19.
[UK]J.J. Connolly Viva La Madness 378: But to be honest, I ain’t all that clever...Come as a shock.
[Aus]G. Gilmore Base Nature [ebook] ‘[Y]ou don’t look too clever right now’.

4. fashionable.

[UK]Egan Finish to the Adventures of Tom and Jerry (1889) 173: His togs were tight and clever.
[US]E. Perkins Saratoga in 1901 207: It was a ‘clever’ dialogue between a young Englishman [...] and a young Fifth-avenue belle.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular.
[NZ]McGill Dict. of Kiwi Sl. 29/1: clever gear smart clothes; sometimes slightly derisive observation; eg ‘I see you’ve got the clever gear on tonight. Got a new sheila lined up, have ya, Tonksy?’.
[US]Eble Campus Sl. Nov. 2: clever – odd, unusual, usually negative: ‘That girl’s outfit is quite clever!’.
[NZ]McGill Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. [as cit. 1988].

5. cunning, duplicitous.

[UK]‘Epistle from Joe Muggins’s Dog’ in Era (London) 13 Apr. 4/4: Nevver minde, he's kern klevver this tine, but I manetane it warnt respektable behaveer of a man with a handel to hiz name, and makes one long for a republick.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 14 Feb. 14/4: ‘Wait till you see him “scratching,”’ remarked, on the way up, an alderman belonging to the ‘clever’ party, thereby inferring that Clifford had been on the fox during his training; and now that we saw him ‘scratch,’ we liked him less than ever.
[UK]‘P.B. Yuill’ Hazell and the Three-card Trick (1977) 165: This time I won’t try nuffin clever, on my sacred —.
[UK]Indep. on Sun. Sunday Rev. 9 Dec. 14/3: If you were sitting here being clever with me, you might end up with a punch.

6. aware of a crime (subsequent to receiving information).

[UK]Sportsman (London) 28 Aug. 2/1: Notes on News [...] The police and their worthy epics are again doing noble work. They cannot go to Wych-street and tell the wretched dealer in unquestionable books and prints that the trade is unlawful; it is required first that an informer be engaged and an inspector made ‘clever’.

7. (US gay) good-looking, charming.

[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 47: clever 1. handsome, charming, bewitching.

SE in slang uses

In compounds

clever boots (n.) (also clever-britches)

a clever person, esp. one who is ‘too clever for their own good’.

[UK]Household Words 12 july 604/2: My life is what might be expected from a Cleverboots—a not unworthy Clever-boots.
[UK]Western Dly Press 25 Oct. 3/1: With all due deference to you , Mr Chair, I will take off my hate (Roars of laughter, with cries of ‘Sit down, old clever boots’) [...] shouts of derisive laughter and cries of ‘Go it, old clever boots’).
J.G. Nail Great Yarmouth and Lowestoff, a handbook for visitors and residents 531: Clever [...] clever-clumsy, clever-boots, used ironically in the North.
N. Forbes Russian Grammar 126: She’s a clever-boots.
R. Frison-Roche Last Migration 84: Who knows whether she shall be coming back? Maybe you can tell me, clever boots?'.
[UK]P. Wright Cockney Dialect and Sl. 115: Unless you watch your step, they may brand you a know-all, bossy-boots, clever-britches.
[US]Salon.com 5 Oct. 🌐 A clever boots in the lower grades is given to breaking into the Spam song at lunch.
clever clogs (n.) [orig. dial.]

a slightly derog. description (usu. used by children) of anyone considered notably clever (often ‘too clever for their own good’).

E. Lynn Linton Lizzie Lorton II 10: She [...] left the explanation to those ‘clever clogs’ who pretended to understand the ins and outs of the gravest mysteries of life .
[UK]Preston Chron. 17 Apr. 6/2: Those clever-clogs who pretend to understand the ins and outs of the gravest mysteries.
[UK]Lancaster Gaz. 12 Aug. 5/5: he used to play marbles with them, and when they beat him he used to say, ‘Oh, clever clogs’.
[UK]Huddersfield Chron. 14 Sept. 6/1: I do not envy the feelings of [...] those fatuous clever-clogs.
[UK]Liverpool Echo 24 Dec. 4/3: Paterfamilias has donned his ‘clever clogs’ and ironically smiles on feminine incompetence.
[UK]Burnley News 1 Sept. 5/4: These clever-clogs who pretend to understand the ins and outs of the gravest mysteries.
[UK]Lancs. Eve. Post 14 Nov. 4/4: What some of the ‘clever clogs’ call the rude uncultured speech of the unlettered country.
[UK]K. Waterhouse There is a Happy Land (1964) 18: Wasn’t me at all, then, clever clogs.
[UK]Beano Comic Library No. 176 57: You’re not the only clever-clogs.
[UK]Observer Rev. 11 July 13: A clever clogs, a contemptuous outsider.
[UK](con. late 1940s) V. Foot Sixteen Shillings And Tuppence Ha’penny 32: Okay, Miss Clever Clogs.
[UK]M. Coles Bible in Cockney 116: Come on, Jesus. You’re the clever clogs.
[Aus]T. Spicer Good Girl Stripped Bare 11: Some clever clogs invented the bicycle, otherwise known as the ‘boneshaker’.
[UK]J. Meades Empty Wigs (t/s) 140: [Hitler] really was such a clever clogs when it came to our cosmopolitan friends!