Green’s Dictionary of Slang

bellows n.

[SE bellows, ‘an instrument or machine constructed to furnish a strong blast of air’ (OED)]

1. (also bellers, bellowses, bellus) the lungs [20C use mainly US].

S. Latham Lathams Falconry 109: The lunges doe draw a breath whereby / to coole the heart as it doth lie: [...] But where these bellowes doe decay / then health from both doth fade away.
[UK]Donne Elegy on Mistress Boulstred in Johnson Works Eng. Poets V 188/2: We, to live, our bellows wear, and breath.
[UK]Vanbrugh Relapse V ii: He’s half way up the Stairs taking Breath; he must play his Bellows a little, before he can get up to the top.
Vindication of Dr. H. Sacheverell 91: He [...] is troubled with bad Lungs, and would be insufferably noisy in Company, if his Bellows would hold.
[UK]J. Miller Humours of Oxford V ii: Don’t abuse my Wife – Slut, quotha! i’gad let me tell you, she has done a cleaner thing than you’ll ever do while your Bellows blow, old Lady.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue ms. additions .
[Ire] ‘De Kilmainham Minit’ Luke Caffrey’s Gost 7: But when on de Ground your friend lies, / Oh! tip me a Snig in the Jugler; [...] As de Surgints of Otomy tell us; / Dat when I’m cut down from de Rope. / You’ll bring back de Puff to me Bellows, / And set me, once more, on me Pins.
[UK]Grose Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (3rd edn).
[UK]Lex. Balatronicum.
[UK]‘An Amateur’ Real Life in London II 91: Bring your bellows* in good order, and don’t be afraid of your bread basket.† [*Bellows—A cant term for the lungs. † Bread-basket—The stomach].
[US]N.-Y. Eve. Post 10 July 2/4: Neate was much distressed in the bellows line.
[UK]C.M. Westmacott Eng. Spy II 6: It’s hot work, this race of wit, / And sets the bellows piping.
[UK]Metropolitan Mag. XIV Sept. 334: ‘Well done,’ cried I, dashing up to the jigger [i.e. of a coach], and demanding the blunt in as loud a voice as I could [...] bringing the bellows to work.
[US]T. Haliburton Sam Slick in England II 113: How I would like to lick him with a bran new cow hide whip, round and round the park [...] to improve his wind, and teach him how to mend his pace. I’d repair his old bellowses for him.
[US]J.R. Lowell Biglow Papers (1880) 18: I heern a horn, thinks I it’s Sol the fisherman hez come agin, / His bellowses is sound enough.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 25 Mar. 1/3: Bill’s bellows were evidently getting wind.
[UK](con. 1837) Fights for the Championship 357: the office was given that swift’s bellows were out of order.
[UK]Hotten Sl. Dict.
[UK]J. Greenwood Low-Life Deeps 285: Summat had gone wrong with his bellus.
[UK]H. King Savage London 387: They’ll have to mend yer bellows if they means to keep yer in the Union.
[UK] ‘’Arry on Spring-Time and Sport’ in Punch 18 Apr. 184/3: Don’t they wish they wos in it [i.e. cycling], my pippin, old boys with no bellows and shanks.
[US]Times-Democrat (New Orleans, LA) 9 July 3/6: Prize Ring Slang [...] ‘Bellows,’ lungs.
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 8 Nov. 6/3: [He] made another shot for the bellows.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 7 Feb. 5/1: Though never a very robust man in appearance, Detective Kavanagh did not inspire the idea that his ‘bellows’ were weak.
[Aus]L. Stone Jonah 70: Wot price that fer a mouth-orgin, eh? Yer’d want a extra pair o’ bellows ter play that.
[Aus]C.J. Dennis ‘Spike Wegg’ in Rose of Spadgers 146: Nex’ thing, ’e rips / A knife beneath me guard an’ gives a dig— / Sticks me fair in the bellers, like a pig.
[US]R.L. Bellem ‘Coffin for a Coward’ in Hollywood Detective Dec. 🌐 I [...] spotted a raw stab-wound in his bellows where a shiv had punctured him all the way to the ticker.
[US]R.L. Bellem ‘Death Ends the Scene’ Hollywood Detective May 🌐 There wasn’t much leakage of gore from the puncture in his bellows.

2. the male genitals.

[Ire]‘The New Dhooraling’ in A. Carpenter Verse in Eng. in 18C Ireland (1998) 401: With a blast of the bellows he fills the bag / Then his triangle Chanter begins to wag.
[Ire] ‘Darby o’Gallagher’ Luke Caffrey’s Gost She being distrest did beg the request / Of a blast of the bellows from D. O’Gallagher.

3. a song.

[UK] ‘’Arry at the Smoking Concert’ in Punch 13 Nov. in P. Marks (2006) 66: [...] where they meet for a ‘bellows and blow,’ / As old president Pollywog patters it, meanin’ a song and a smoke.

In compounds

In phrases

bellows to mend

a phr. used to describe a broken-winded horse or human; thus bellow(s)-mender n.

[UK]‘One of the Fancy’ Tom Crib’s Memorial to Congress 51: But aged, slow, with stiff limbs, tottering much, / And lungs, that lack’d the bellows-mender’s touch.
[UK]Observer 26 May 2: The fight was taken clean out of him [and] he was finally carried off to the bellows-mender.
[US]N.-Y. Enquirer 15 Apr. 2/4: The Pink cautious, and shifted to avoid the blows of the Coalman [who was] both weak and bellows to mend.
[UK]Pierce Egan’s Wkly Courier 22 Mar. 4/1: It was ‘bellows to mend’ and he proved a rank piper.
[UK]Egan Bk of Sports 190: The hero of the lush crib now found out, too late, the want of training, and it was ‘bellows to mend’.
[UK]‘Alfred Crowquill’ Seymour’s Humourous Sketches (1866) 124: Tapping his breast [...] and puffing out his cheeks to indicate that his lungs were disordered. ‘What, bellows to mend?’ cried my accomplished patron.
[Aus]Satirist & Sporting Chron. (Sydney) 4 Feb. 2/2: He was piping like an old pair of bellows.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 6 Sept. 3/2: All the stable boys came out and burst their sides a laughin’ at the man as they said, who had bought the bellows-mender.
[UK]R.S. Surtees Hillingdon Hall II 319: On again he went, still tripping and stumbling across the fallow, with ‘bellows to mend’ becoming more apparent at every step.
[Aus]Bell’s Life in Sydney 7 Feb. 2/2: The battle royal [...] was continued with spirit for a few rounds, when bellows to mend enabled the alarmed spectators to interfere.
[Aus]G.C. Mundy Our Antipodes II 139: The view hence is worth the trouble of an afternoon stroll to any one with tolerable lungs. It was not quite a case of ‘bellows to mend’ with myself.
[UK]R.S. Surtees Mr Sponge’s Sporting Tour 322: ‘Is old bellows-to-mend gone to bed?’ asked Mr. Sponge in a louder voice.
[UK]‘Cuthbert Bede’ Adventures of Mr Verdant Green (1982) II 166: To one gentleman he would pleasantly observe, as he tapped him on the chest, ‘Bellows to mend for you, my buck!’.
[UK]Brighton Gaz. 16 Jan. 8/2: The pace being first-rate and the country very severe, and consequently plenty of bellow to mend.
[UK]Sl. Dict. 81: Bellows to Mend a person out of breath; especially a pugilist is said to be ‘bellows to mend’ when winded. With the P.R., the word has fallen into desuetude.
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 17 Nov. 10/3: Both men responded [...] with ‘bellows’ in bad repair.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 22 Oct. 9/4: And, as we raced for the fence at the bend – / (The ambulance racing too), / I felt that with me it was ‘bellows to mend,’ / And somehow I fancied it knew.
[Aus]Crowe Aus. Sl. Dict. 7: Bellows to Mend, exhausted; out of wind.
[UK] ‘’Arry on Spring-Time and Sport’ in Punch 18 Apr. 185/1: It was bellows to mend with the pair on us when we pulled up at a pub.
[US]G. Bronson-Howard Enemy to Society 210: A rat bellows mender of a —.
[UK]Sheffield Eve. Teleg. 6 Mar. 5/6: There are no ‘bellows to mend’ about these bounding [...] battlers of Barnsley.
[UK]Bucks. Herald 23 Sept. 6/3: Norman [i.e. a footballer] wasn’t properly fit, for it was a real case of ‘bellows-to-mend’ by the finish.