tuzzy-muzzy n.
the vagina; in cite 1784, a prostitute’s act of sexual intercourse.
Works (1739) 186: From him each superstitious Hussy / Will Temples make of Tussy Mussy. | ‘Dildoides’ in Rochester et al.||
Venice Preserv’d III i: Come, let’s to bed – you fubbs, you pug you – you little puss – purree tuzzy. | ||
Eve Revived 39: Having placed one of his Hands upon Angelica’s Breasts, and the other upon her Tuzzy-Muzzy. | ||
Parish Gutt’lers 21: English Wives [...] scorn, like tame Italian Hussies, To suffer their cross jealous Spouses To padlock up their Tuzzy-Muzzies. | ||
Hist. of Highwaymen &c. 436: Hereupon Nell takes up her Coats, stops his Mouth with her T---y M---y, and pisses down his Throat. | ||
Homer Travestie (1764) I 124: He scorn’d thy — as well as mine, / And to us both preferr’d a thing, / That smells of sea-weed, and old ling: / I mean, you know the tuzzy-muzzy, / Of that same wanton, sea-born huzzy. [Ibid.] I 181: Trojans won’t give a fig to see, / What once they view’d with so much glee; / Nor will the wildest rake in town / Value thy tuz at half a crown. | ||
Essay on Woman II 21: He had a poem, ay, a bawdy book ... It’s merry theme, sweet Tuzzi of the Vale [...] Here the readers may add Muzzi, if they please. | ||
Rambler’s Mag. Jan. 36/1: ’Tis gin, honest gin, glorious cheer, / rewards ev’rry dive and each tuz. | ||
, | Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue (2nd, 3rd edn). | |
‘Drunk in the Night’ No. 26 Papers of Francis Place (1819) n.p.: The gallus young huzzey while I felt her tuzzy, was down with her gropers to maul my wipe. | ||
Lex. Balatronicum. | ||
Grose’s Classical Dict. of the Vulgar Tongue. | ||
‘Ax My A-se’ in Sparkling Songster 45: I can show a tuzzy hairy, / Good for a slap up job [...] Vith my bluzzey, tuzzy, muzzy. | ||
Sl. and Its Analogues. | ||
Snowdrops from a Curate’s Garden 23: Take out that bald-headed hermit! [...] Wollop it in! What’s the nanny-goat for, you pimp, if you can’t go tail-twitching her hairy old tuzzy-muzzy? | ||
Maledicta IV:2 (Winter) 183: Then there are the euphemisms used in more respectable literature [...] what were presumably originally pet names such as her tuzzy-muzzy (also tuzzi-muzzi). | ||
Empty Wigs (t/s) 198: [W]ithout Johnny Frog’s Hippocratic j’ne sais quoi the indolent natives with their tussie-mussies of endemic diseases (yaws, bejel etc) would have expired no matter how fast they bred. |