Green’s Dictionary of Slang

plank v.

[fig. uses of SE plank, to lay a floor]

1. (also plink) to place, to put, to deposit, to plant.

[Scot]D. Haggart Autobiog. 42: I took two screaves from the blunt which I had plankt there.
[US]T. Haliburton Clockmaker II 10: The avenue was all planked beautiful, and it was lined with flowers in pots.
[US]Southport Teleg. (WI) 30 Sept. 1/4: Here’s one dollar — (planking the tin).
[UK]Flash Dict. in Sinks of London Laid Open 119: Planket [sic], concealed.
[US]A.F. Hill Our Boys 180: Think of twenty dollars planked into your hand on the first day of every month.
[UK]J. Mair Hbk of Phrases 112: Plank, to lay, to put.
Cassell’s Sat. Journal 22 Dec. 305: Plank yourself at the corner to give the griffin if you see or hear owt [F&H].
[Aus]Dead Bird (Sydney) 23 Nov. 5/4: But if he don’t [win] , for what I’ve planked, I’ll have a decent spin, sir.
[Aus]Truth (Sydney) 30 Dec. 6/6: They took me down in Melbourne; so before I came down here [i.e. Sydney] I changed nearly all my stuff into English notes so that I couldn’t plank it on so easy.
[UK]‘Pot’ & ‘Swears’ Scarlet City 201: You can’t fool me. I’m sure you never planked the cash.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 7 Apr. 14/4: ‘Brandy’ and ‘Judy’ were ‘on the drunk.’ Judy planked a sixpence on the counter and demanded more rum, but Bung, thinking she had taken enough, refused and shoved her out of the bar.
[UK]‘Doss Chiderdoss’ ‘Odd or Even?’ Sporting Times 26 Sept. 1/3: He’s been on the same old ‘flounder’ ev’ry time ’e’s planked ’is oof.
[UK]Marvel 7 Aug. 2: It’s a jolly funny idea planking a village in the jungle.
[US](con. 1900s) C.W. Willemse Behind The Green Lights 78: This one consisted of a long half loaf of French bread planked around two juicy tenderloin steaks.
[US]J. Conroy World to Win 252: She plinked fifty cents change on the table.
[Ire] (con. 1900s) S. O’Casey Drums Under the Windows 229: Here you, seizing the wounded man by the arm [...] walkin’s good enough for you, instead of plankin’ your bum on a car.
[Ire]C. Brown Down All the Days (1990) 71: He threw himself into his topcoat and planked on his hat.
[Ire]S. McAughtry Belfast 25: He planked the pints in front of him.
[Ire](con. 1970) G. Moxley Danti-Dan in McGuinness Dazzling Dark (1996) I v: Hang on to it. Or plank it somewhere till after.
[Ire]P. McCabe Breakfast on Pluto 166: Who now finds herself planked upon a smallish mountain in the shadow of which she grew up.
[Scot]I. Rankin Fleshmarket Close (2005) 65: ‘Only time we plank eyes on you lot’s when one of them starts wailing’.
[Scot]G. Armstrong Young Team 7: We’ve been best muckers fae our maws planked us doon [...] on the playgroup mat.

2. (also plank up) to pay money down, to lay out money, esp. when done without quibbling.

Nantucket Inquirer 19 Apr. n.p.: His guardy was sent for and he planked the cash [DA].
[US]Ely’s Hawk & Buzzard (NY) Sept. 7 n.p.: Jack Slowey hasn’t plank’d the mopusses, wants touching up for a cool $5 .
[US]T. Haliburton Clockmaker III 39: Come [...] here and plank the pewter.
[US]Whip & Satirist of NY & Brooklyn (NY) 17 Dec. n.p.: He will [...] plank up for a night’s lodging.
[US]‘Jonathan Slick’ High Life in N.Y. II 254: ‘Plank the money,’ sez he [...] ‘Plank the chink.’.
[US]C.A. Bristed Upper Ten Thousand 266: They planked their dollar apiece at the entrance.
[US]Green Mountain Freeman (Montpelier, VT) 2 Feb. 1/2: ‘Plank it.’ ‘I’ve nothing to plank [...] his money, if he had any [...] he lost’.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 14 Feb. 9/1: Hanlan’s backers flowed steadily to the public-houses, while those who planked their money on Clifford stayed at home to ‘chaw the rag’.
[US]Stag Party n.p.: Well, he walked right in, planked $2 on the counter.
[UK]Music Hall & Theatre Rev 27 Apr. 166/2: The Captain had again planked down his money for the benefit of his patrons.
[US]A.H. Lewis Boss 116: He’ll give us a bundle big enough to fight the machine, an’ plank dollar for dollar with it.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 14 Aug. 4/7: The game was exciting, the gilt was planked, ‘Ach-a-nebbish,’ but ‘vat a geschrei’.

3. to bury.

[UK]S. Murphy Stone Mad (1966) 76: Tis all in a day’s work for us and I never bother me head where, when or how I’m going to be planked.
[Ire]T. Delaney Where We Sported and Played 55: He said he’d give us the crock of gold he had planked [...] behind Ricey’s house.

4. to have sexual intercourse [additional pun on lay/lay v.1 (1)].

[US]E. Hunter Blackboard Jungle 197: A man who knows what ‘knocked up’ means, and ‘grind session.’ You also know what planked means, don’t you?
[US]‘Ed McBain’ Killer’s Wedge (1981) 90: You are harbouring dark thoughts of planking her.
[US]B. Rodgers Queens’ Vernacular 88: anal intercourse [...] plank somebody (late ’60s: ‘Who cares if he’s a sparkling conversationalist – all I wanna do is plank him’).
[US]J. Lahr Hot to Trot 223: Gap teeth and bare snatch are surefire signs. This cheese wants to get planked.
[US]W. Kotzwinkle Midnight Examiner (1990) 14: Ever think of planking her?

In phrases

plank down (v.)

1. (also plank on, ...out, ...up) to pay money down, to lay out money, esp. when done without quibbling.

[US]D. Crockett Col. Crockett’s Tour to North and Down East 59: He had made a power of money; and during the last war planked up more gold and silver to lend the government than Benton ever counted.
[US]T. Haliburton Clockmaker III 152: Why, says he, shell out, and plank down a pile of dollars.
[US]W.G. Simms Sword and the Distaff 273: ‘Plank down agin the heap, both of you.’ The money was counted.
[US]Broadway Belle (NY) 1 Oct. n.p.: They planked down twenty-five cents each.
[Aus]Argus (Melbourne) 30 Apr. 4/6: [A] glossary is sometimes necessary to enable English readers to comprehend [...] American journals ! What, for example, is the meaning of ‘dod-derned’ and ‘dog-gone,’ of [...] ‘some pumpkins’? of ‘dreadful slick,’ ‘everlasting cus,’ [...] ‘planking-down,’ and ‘dumfoozled’?
[UK]G.A. Sala My Diary in America II 231: It is the wicked father-in-law who won’t ‘plank down’ the dollars at the proper time.
[US]M. Thompson Hoosier Mosaics 46: ‘You needn’t try that game on me,’ said the gatekeeper. ‘So just plank down your money or stay outside.’.
[US]‘Mark Twain’ Life on the Mississippi (1914) 345: I plank out your share of the dollars regular.
[UK]Sporting Times 1 Nov. 3/5: Their get-up is usually of the classiest, and certainly they used to plank down their dibs.
[US]Nat. Police Gaz. (NY) 29 May 14/3: Men who plank down the hard cash are seldom to be heard beefing unless they have lost.
[US]G. Devol Forty Years a Gambler 100: All right, plank her [i.e. wager] up.
[Aus]‘Rolf Boldrewood’ Robbery Under Arms (1922) 228: Arizona Bill and his mate, who were ready [...] ‘to plank down considerable dollars’.
[UK] ‘’Arry on Chivalry’ in Punch 20 July 177: You don’t catch him planking on Chivalry.
[UK]G.R. Sims ‘A Tale of a Tub’ Dagonet Ditties 150: Plank down your dollars, Yankee boys.
[US]‘Mark Twain’ Pudd’nhead Wilson 87: In de fust place, you gits fifty dollahs a month; you’s gwine to han’ over half of it to yo’ ma. Plank it out!
[UK]Harrington & LeBrunn [perf. Marie Lloyd] He knows a Good Thing When He Sees It 🎵 And he’d planked down his all on the cert.
[Aus]Bulletin (Sydney) 20 Oct. 24/2: George Frederick ’ll win it; there’s nothing else in it; / It’s a moral, I tell yer, ’e’ll smother ’em dead. / An’ listen to me, sir, I’m no blanky geyser, / I tell yer I know what the beggar can do; / It’s no bloomin’ guiver; you scrape up a fiver / An’ plank it on now ’e’s at fifty to two.
[UK]Marvel XIV:344 June 5: Well, gaffer, you’ve planked down the thick-’uns straight so far.
[UK]B. Pain De Omnibus 99: ‘Whart ’ave you done with thet bob?’ ‘Planked it on a ’orse,’ says Jimes.
[UK]Marvel 15 Oct. 5: I planks down my bit of brass.
[Aus]Sun. Times (Perth) 24 July 2nd sect. 10/6: The ‘Tommy,’ [...] picked out a horse, and the ex-Crowland gent planked bis sovereign on.
[Aus]Dubbo Liberal (NSW) 4 Dec. 6/3: The trio toed the mark in the hall of justice, the former finding it necessary to plank up five quidlets.
[UK]B.E.F. Times 15 Aug. (2006) 208/1: You can plank up your diamond tiaras that that’s out of the wrong pew.
[Aus]Sun (Sydney) 26 Feb. 6/5: Felix Nella, yer see, ’adn’t won a race for a dog’s age; though, mind yer, the good coin ’ud been planked down dozens of times.
[UK]T. Norman Penny Showman 69: To see the public rush [...] and plank down their sixpences, made even the cashier smile.
[Aus]‘Banjo’ Paterson Shearer’s Colt 158: His lady friend derived a vicarious excitement from ‘planking on’ five hundreds and thousands for him.
[UK]Rover 18 Feb. 3: Happy planked down his five dollars on the table.
[UK]C. Day Lewis Otterbury Incident 70: He [...] dug his hand in his pocket and planked down half a crown.
[Ire]W.F Marshall ‘Sunt Lachrymae Rerum’ in Livin’ in Drumlister 55: Away I went, / Content, / For he planked me down / A half-a-crown.
[Ire]H. Leonard Out After Dark 135: He would reach with awful ceremony into his pocket and plank her winnings down on the kitchen table.

2. to place, to put down.

[US]‘A-No. 1’ From Coast to Coast with Jack London 104: How dare you plank down this drunk in here, my private room, sir?
[US](con. 1920s) J.T. Farrell Young Manhood in Studs Lonigan (1936) 247: The players dragged over and planked themselves down, facing him.
[UK]G. Greene Brighton Rock (1943) 71: He [...] planked the receiver down.
[US]R. Chandler Long Good-Bye 14: The suitcase was the damnedest thing you ever saw. [...] I planked it down in front of him.
[Aus]D. Hewett Bobbin Up (1961) 117: She planked the cup of tea down in front of her.
[Ire]H. Leonard Out After Dark 65: Next day she actually bought me a packet of ten Gold Flake and planked them down in front of me.
2:40 on the plank road [horseracing j. the pace of a first-class trotting horse]

(US) the speedy handing over a payment or debt.

[US]Wkly Varieties (Boston, MA) 3 Sept. 7/3: Did he pay the livery stable man ‘2:40 on the plank road’.