father (and mother) of... n.
a general intensifier; usu. ...of a thrashing, ...of a row.
Westward Ho III 297: Spoil sports! The father of all manners of troubles on earth, be they noxious trade of croakers! | ||
‘Bill, the Ventriloquial Rooster’ in Roderick (1972) 144: The game-rooster turned on him, and gave him the father of a hiding [...] and my father caught me [...] and he gave me the step-father of a hiding. | ||
Leadin’ Road to Donegal n.p.: For three fardins I would take it from ye an’ give ye the father an’ mother of a good soun’ blaichin’ [EDD]. | ||
Bulletin (Sydney) 17 Mar. 11/2: Arming himself with the fire irons he fled down stairs, fell over the cat and finished the last round on his ear. Bursting into the kitchen he discovered the presiding female on her knees in the act of receiving ‘a father of a bating’ from some person unknown. | ||
Such is Life 242: It would be a Christian act to save Folkestone from the father of a batin’. | ||
Bulletin (Sydney) 8 Dec. 14/3: [H]e has not been known to raise his hand against man, woman or child till the afternoon when he met jovial Dr. Peabody in the street, dragged him from his buggy, and there, in the sight of the whole township, gave the medical gentleman the father and mother of a hiding. | ||
Bulletin (Sydney) 21 Nov. 16/1: A teamster [...] had given a bull-camel the father of a hiding one afternoon. | ||
Dinny on the Doorstep 214: Not that Brigit didn’t resent her bruises as well as the torn-out locks of hair, rent from her young head during the course of what she described to Dinny as ‘the father and mother of a row!’. | ||
Ulysses 305: - Myler dusted the floor with him. Heenan and Sayers was only a bloody fool to do it. Handed him the father and mother of a beating. | ||
Final Count 851: Getting ready, I don’t mind telling you [...] for the father and mother of scraps. | ||
Mister Johnson (1952) 81: Oh my God, my dear bloody yamhead, what the father and mother of hell is seven and twopence from fifteen and a tanner? | ||
For the Rest of Our Lives 110: Can’t they bloody well see there’s the father and mother of a counter-attack going to come down on Bel Hamed? | ||
Yarns of Billy Borker 80: Oi took one over the noine and woke up with a mother and a father of a hangover. | ||
I’m a Jack, All Right 32: I want to be in one piece so I can give you the father of a bloody hiding. | ||
Holy Smoke 52: Gorblimey O’Reilly! Here’s the father and mother of a storm blowin’. | ||
Hide and Seek (1998) 43: I’ve got the mother and father of a headache. | ||
It Was An Accident 93: It was the super de luxe extra fucking mama and papa of all carwashes. | ||
Indep. Rev. 9 Oct. 8: BBC’s The Cops provoked the mother and father of all rows. | ||
Reed Dict. of N.Z. Sl. 137: mother and father of The ultimate. |