Green’s Dictionary of Slang

1. (also gajoungas, gayumbas, gazonkas, gazoongas, gazungas) the female breasts, usu. large.

1967–8		Baker et al. CUSS 123: Gajoungas The female breasts. [Ibid.] 124: Gayumbas The female breasts.
1978		Ramis, Kenney & Miller Animal House [film script] Look at those gazongas.
1992		R.G. Barrett White Shoes 16: Five days [...] perving on Crystal Link’s magasonic gazonkas.
1997		Roger’s Profanisaurus in Viz 87 Dec. n.p.: gazungas n. Large breasts.
2003		O. Davis ‘Hard-Boiled Eggs is Tense’ Pt 5 on N.Y. Times 🌐 Maybe it was her I’s, maybe it was the way her skin covered her entire body, maybe it was her gazonkas.
2005		K. Huff A Steady Rain I ii: She turned toward me, no top on, the baby glommed on to gazunga number two.
2007		L. Redhead Cherry Pie [ebook] ‘I have to ask, darling, are those fucking gazoongas real? [...] ’ He put a breast in each hand and weighed them up.
2015		Guardian 15 Feb. 🌐 What distinguishes female humans from other animals, though, is the distinct way our body distributes our padding: no other primate has full-time gazongas, for example.

2. the testicles, thus fig. kick in the gazongas, a serious problem/worry.

1988		N. & I. Lyons The President Is Coming to Lunch, 18: ‘I couldn’t help it! He had me by the gazongas. He was going to put me away for years’.
1989		F. McConnell Frog King 88: ‘Sit down, and if you want to keep your gazongas, don't make any sudden moves’.
2004		J. Ludwig Getting Garbo 294: ‘Like to give him a boot in his gazongas, but I'm gonna buy him a sirloin steak and take him on a tour of the lot’.
2006		H. Shearer Not Enough Indians 56: ‘You know, Leon? This is the first time in my life I’ve ever thought I’d rather not be Italian. Jesus, ain’t that a kick in the gazongas’.
2018		A.C. Neil Beverley Green’s First Territorial Christmas [ebook] 'I quickly reviewed everything I knew about self- defense, which was close to nothing other than to try to kick whover it was in the gazongas (if they happened to have gazongas).

3. the male breasts.

2001		blueflower.org 26 June 🌐 I’ve seen fat man bitch tits before, but this pair were just plain scary. These were gazongas a woman would be proud of.
2002		W. Borden ‘La Pétaudière’ in Libido mag. 🌐 Her applesauce is my appetizer. My chingus? Chow down! She bites my bologna and mangles my masher. She bruises my bratwurst. She schnitzels my wiener. She gallimaufries my gazongas.